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Norm Charlatan

@normcharlatan.bsky.social
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Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 59m
Homer saying “those are prizes” while holding a blasting cap
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h
Becoming a Liberty Biberty contrarian. I love that cuddly guy.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 3h
Man, I feel bad for the Lynx, the WNBA playoffs are stacked, and while I’m not sure a longer series would necessarily help, I feel like it should at least be a best of 5 to give the higher seeds a bit more protection.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 5h
Don Draper saying “that’s what the Buzzballz is for!”
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 5h
What if I sat on the porch and drank a beer while listening to the rain?
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jake @tarantuladad.bsky.social · 16h
i have -$122. $238 that would allow me, someone who is queer, neurodivergent, and experiences chronic pain that requires routine visits to a specialist, to have health insurance for this semester is due at 11:59pm tomorrow cashapp: $jgmcgehee paypal: graystripe98@yahoo.com kofi: ko-fi.com/jmac25
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 6h
[adult male convert with a lot of weird sexual hang-ups]: This should be in Latin.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 7h
I hope they also convicted him for the terrible songs.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 8h
If this works, they should have a contest where five lucky winners can tour the candy factory and meet Larry Hassler, who I can only assume will become tremendously weird.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11h
A Portrait of the Artist as a Dax Shepard
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Brad Tabke @bradtabke.bsky.social · 15h
Cc: @wedge.live I’m not the bald guy in this pic. This is my opponent who supports ICE wearing masks and refuses to give an opinion on Flock cameras, mega datacenters, or gun safety!! We decided to increase our ad spend and I need to raise another $12k. Please help -> BradTabke.com/Donate
Screenshot of StarTribune front page with my opponent Aaron Paul slinking past a Tabke for MN a lawn sign.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s a ton of Democratic senators who supported this bill because they represent states whose flagship schools are in the B1G and they think if they do nothing the schools might be at risk of getting left out of a Super League.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t believe they passed the Lincoln Riley Act.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t believe they passed the Lincoln Riley Act.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would attend that Life Surge event.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s a ton of Democratic senators who supported this bill because they represent states whose flagship schools are in the B1G and they think if they do nothing the schools might be at risk of getting left out of a Super League.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine if the Vikings sign Case Keenum as a bridge QB next offseason after they let Kyler walk.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get ready to learn Free Bagency, buddy. 
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao, Case Keenum is crushing
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Youngest kid is talking herself to sleep in her bedroom and just saying “We’re going to Costco. You want to go to Costco?”
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
C’mon, man.
journeys.dartmouth.edu
Marc Novicoff – Writing Portfolio
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chris “Ingmar” Berman
Bergman’s Seventh Seal chess scene
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Justin Case Keenum.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This reminds me of that tragedy.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[Greggggg voice]: I have never been a New Jersey A or New Jersey B fan.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hurtling toward 8pm bedtime.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guy from the Aaron Burr milk commercial directed by Michael Bay
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is me every Friday around 4pm
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I attended the 2006 International Horticulture World Expo in Shenyang, China, and my main memory was that their sister-city, Chicago, had set up a giant pavilion of Chicago-related things. Lakeville needs to get a cool sister city before 2031.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow, was in a meeting and learned that J.J. McCarthy has been traded, this is a crushing blow to me, personally, a guy who likes posting about J.J. McCarthy online.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So much transphobia about kids is parents struggling to work through their own issues about their kids being trans, trying to do everything they can other than support and love them.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The president of Cornell:
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Need to start going to bed at 9pm, but damn, it’s so easy to stay up too late watching the Rams lose
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you’re in line to throw the ball to Talanoa Hufanga, please stay in line.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He should be named Matt Stanford, because the Broncos are stuck in a prison experiment.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That Airstream is gonna get a lot of use.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol, networks won’t cut into primetime anymore so he’s forced to do the Rutgers football thing and find broadcast windows where people might pay attention
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think you need to be a doctor to know that subjecting children to Jets football is harmful.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I met this guy on a pier late at night once. He was real worked up, but eventually I told him to chill out a bit.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wake up every day and check my bank account balance on X (where all transactions are currently paused due to various meme coin pump and dump schemes). We are not the same.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Great Awokening is over. This lesbian bar without fire exits shows why.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guy taking out the trash: It’s time to take out the trash.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They really told Dan Wilson “you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.”
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They should have brought over the goal celebration music from Brazilian Paramount Plus for the NFL broadcast. I bet it would hit so hard if you’re Brazilian and used to huge goals in soccer.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rick Rizzs’ final out, feeling old and a little sad.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Grilling chicken.
Teriyaki marinated chicken thighs on a charcoal grill
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[seeing the stupid Trump ad during the Vikings game]: Under Donald Trump’s leadership, my fantasy team is performing worse than ever before. Justin Herbert’s performance has cratered while other QB alternatives have simply failed to develop.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jesus Christ, are you kidding me? Wow
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