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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

All good things are a little out of tune

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When you die they tell you who let the dogs out

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 02/10/2026

Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Biberty

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Now available wherever books are sold” is the clarification I needed. No more scouring AutoZone for T.C. Boyle’s latest.

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harpy @harpy.party · 02/10/2026

your greatest enemy is the one inside you. i don't know why you stuck that up in there

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

it’s called a rhetorical question maybe you’ve heard of it?

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Kids, hold daddy's jacket while he battle raps this fool."

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Vic Svaporub @vicsvaporub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I can’t remember the last time I pitched a wang dang doodle.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why queue is spelled like that? I don't have a clueue.

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Vic Svaporub @vicsvaporub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Life was simpler when you could just write away for a consumer information catalog in pueblo colorado.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Join the Month of the Month Club™ for only $8 a month!

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Vic Svaporub @vicsvaporub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In hesven you never type ‘s’ when you meant ‘a’

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“let’s get one thing straight” - inventor of the level

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"I just yelled into a Collander. Strained my voice."

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Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @sethfromthe716.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Whose Line Is It Anyway?" hosted by Don Jr. #TrumpTVFallLineup

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TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hagrid thought to himself, “yes, but what thing did they ruddy hold?”

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

men would rather deep fry chicken katsu than go to therapy smh (satiating my hunger)

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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Answering “Potential Spam” calls just to feel something

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"Every American will be delicious for 15 minutes." -Zombie Andy Warhol

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The moment I wake up Before I put on my makeup I stab a voodoo doll of you🎶

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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sweating 2: The Oldies

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Vic Svaporub @vicsvaporub.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m going back to calling guys ‘slick’

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Asked my dentist if I should use an electric toothbrush and he said “I’m retiring next week, I don’t care if you eat rocks”

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Billy Strings is really good music to eat a can of beans to

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

911: what is your emergency ME: there’s a fly in my house 911: hang tight sir we’re sending a swat team now

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You’re living in your own Private Ivanhoe…

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A bossy man goes into a bar. He orders everyone a round.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

[narrator voice] he was up exceptionally early that morning, as he always was, like some kind of asshole

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Vic Svaporub @vicsvaporub.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

*pronounces Waiting For Godot like robot

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I hope this Ishmael finds you whale

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Vic Svaporub @vicsvaporub.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you're on the internet, go to YahooTube

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

chimpanzee is short for chicago marzipan tappan zee bridge. follow me for more simian facts #simianfacts

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Vic Svaporub @vicsvaporub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Who’s got two thumbs? This guy!

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

DON'T HAVE PATIENCE FOR ANOTHER MAN FILLED WITH LIES, I WANT A MAN FILLED WITH CANDY. I WANT A PINATA MAN.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Have you lost some weight, your honor?

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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Payton Tolle is an absolute gem 😭

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

*mouth full of skittles* there’s a tofu recall

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 31/08/2026

if we don’t fix the birth rate, we’re going to run out of people for podcasters to interview by 2045

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 13/10/2024

they're adding new numbers to the microwave

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The last time it was this dangerous to eat food there were no refrigerators.

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Vic Svaporub @vicsvaporub.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Downgrade a movie Dude, Where’s My Shoes?

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Does your moisturizer even have triple collagen peptides, bro?

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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

me: I love inhaling particulate matter and noxious gases 5_followers_guy: uhh that‘s really unhealthy (link) repliestoeverythingdude: lol why??? shen_yun_bro: Shen Yun in New York City - March 25-April 12 at the David H. Koch Theater

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