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Mrs. Betty Bowers

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 6h
Let me see if I understand this . . . 1. The U.S. is at war with Iran. 2. Russia is helping Iran in that war. 3. The U.S. is now giving Russia money that it can use to help Iran destroy U.S. bases and kill U.S. troops. Donald is smart & patriotic like that.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 8h
Thank you, America! Money from diesel will help me kill even more Ukrainian children.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 8h
In case you were wondering why Donald’s biggest fans suddenly went silent . . .
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 8h
The people who screamed that children would be emotionally scarred by hearing a drag queen read “Jack and the Beanstalk” are OK with those same children watching Pete Hegseth’s livestream of a man getting his brains blown out by a bunch of guns.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 8h
Donald Trump, the first president to wear a bustle.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22h
Graydon Carter’s memoir says he wrote an unflattering piece about how vulgar Trump is for GQ. Thin-skinned Donald got employees to buy all the copies. Si Newhouse, noting the brisk sales, recommend that Random House publish “The Art of the Deal,” which led to “The Apprentice.” Hence this presidency.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So a book with two gay penguins will traumatize kids but a public execution wouldn't???
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are sanctioning the ICC because we are a country that commits war crimes. We are buying diesel from Russia to fund Putin’s war machine because we are a country that likes *other* countries that commit war crimes.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I note how Christian Nationalists, who think the public execution of Jesus was the most horrific thing humans ever did, are giddy at the prospect of getting to watch a public execution on live streaming—being so “pro-life” and all . . .
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Donald Trump has done & said so many appalling things, but siccing his racist fans on innocent Somali residents is disgustingly dangerous.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cassidy Hutchinson’s crime was providing honest testimony about what an unhinged lunatic Donald Trump is. This made the thin-skinned twit angry.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Romans called such efforts to distract a restless public “Bread and Circuses.”
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AIDE: “Sir, who was the loser who came in last place in the race?” PETE HEGSETH: “That’s fucken CLASSIFIED, soldier!!!!”
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pe[low]te Hegseth can’t keep up with women he claims aren’t strong enough to compete with men in his “warrior” military.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Discovering that Kimberly Guilfoyle is, indeed, absolute trash makes me glad she was with Don Jr.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think in reality what socialism actually means in the American context is that trillionaire Elon Musk got $38 billion from the U.S. government and you got rejected trying to buy a $1 soda on SNAP benefits.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It should come as no surprise that a mean, angry man married to an unpleasant kook is not in favor of allowing other people to be in happy marriages. But Christian Nationalists are notorious busybodies.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FUN FACT: The Bible doesn't say *anything* about abortion. Ever. Well, except for the time God provides a handy recipe for a magic potion to induce an involuntary one. Numbers 5:11-31
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Trump regime wants to dismantle the International Criminal Court because it plans to continue committing war crimes. The Trump regime is refusing to allow international election monitors because it plans to continue committing election fraud. They are not being subtle.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People in the Trump orbit are so tacky and gross.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Road salt would have been delicious on the steaks you can no longer afford thanks to Donald Trump." —Susan Collins, Senator from Maine
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm sorry, but I don't take health advice from someone who has turned himself into a human Slim Jim.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The donor Kimberly Guilfoyle begged to pay her AMEX bill asked her to get lyrics he and a guitarist had written for a song “Kentucky Outlaw” to Kid Rock. The song rhymes the words “outlaw” and “crawl.” Thank goodness Stephen Sondheim is no longer around to see that! But it'd be fine with Kid Rock...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My favorite thing about the Kimberly Guilfoyle donor texts scandal is that it has to be humiliating for her that it’s now public. And it’s got to sting to know that it must have been Eric Deters who leaked her messages instructing him to help her commit tax fraud and cover up the scheme.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Good dick not worth it."
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pe[low]te Hegseth can’t keep up with women he claims aren’t strong enough to compete with men in his “warrior” military.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The United States Explained in Three Simple Words: "Follow the money."
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Trump regime wants to dismantle the International Criminal Court because it plans to continue committing war crimes. The Trump regime is refusing to allow international election monitors because it plans to continue committing election fraud. They are not being subtle.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, Pete Hegseth is so incompetent that our troops go without necessary medical care, but at least they are called "warriors" now while they go untreated. So it all evens out . . .
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Soldiers seriously wounded in Iranian drone strike tell AP the military's medical system failed them
Some U.S. soldiers gravely wounded in the deadliest Iran strike on American troops say the military medical system failed them.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You may be the hackiest reporter in a world of hacky reporters if you state a fact and then tell viewers "you can see if that's true or not." It's your *job* to know if what you just said is true or not. This is not acceptable cover for a lie.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hegseth also removed the olive branches, a traditional symbol of wishing peace, from the Department of Defense seal. This, in addition to changing the name to "The Department of War," shows the dangerous belligerency that comes from appointing a frat bro who values testosterone over statesmanship.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mike Johnson is not a trustworthy negotiating partner. He lies as part of his religion.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, Pete Hegseth is so incompetent that our troops go without necessary medical care, but at least they are called "warriors" now while they go untreated. So it all evens out . . .
apnews.com
Soldiers seriously wounded in Iranian drone strike tell AP the military's medical system failed them
Some U.S. soldiers gravely wounded in the deadliest Iran strike on American troops say the military medical system failed them.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FUN FACT: The Bible doesn't say *anything* about abortion. Ever. Well, except for the time God provides a handy recipe for a magic potion to induce an involuntary one. Numbers 5:11-31
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Hell's VIP Section is currently full. Please make other arrangements.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Donald Trump has always been enormously stupid, but now he's also dangerously insane.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump's people are using blue curtains to hide empty seats at this evening's rally in Grand Island, Nebraska. Those accurate reports of poor turnout in Ohio and Alabama *really* got under his skin.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump's people are using blue curtains to hide empty seats at this evening's rally in Grand Island, Nebraska. Those accurate reports of poor turnout in Ohio and Alabama *really* got under his skin.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"That's not how I won my race. I talked about balancing the budget." —Rick Scott, a senator who voted *for* "The Big Beautiful Bill" which gave the United States its biggest deficit in history. These people are so shameless in parroting talking points.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This starts with her aggressively trying to link him to the Muslim Brotherhood. I'd like to see someone turn the tables on this. "You're Christian, right? Did you support Timothy McVeigh? Did you agree with Dylann Roof? Or Eric Rudolph? Robert Lewis Dear? No? Even though you share their religion?"
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Guess which other narcissistic, mentally unstable authoritarian leader called for an arch and a ballroom to be built as grand monuments to his glory. I'm sure it's just a coincidence . . .
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ever notice that whenever someone purports to have seen/met their god, they are *never* disappointed? Their gods *alway* fulfill every preconceived notion they already had. It's almost as if they imagined the whole thing . . .
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HOWARD LUTNICK: "Did you know that Dennis Hastert raped four children?" DONALD TRUMP: "Amateur."
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And now we find that Russia is cultivating pneumonic plague in test tubes.
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Putin warns West that Russia is ready to use every weapon to protect Kaliningrad
The Russian leader insists Moscow is "not threatening anyone" and is merely responding to statements by Western leaders.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Karoline Leavitt accepts a new full-time job two months after telling us she had to stop working because it kept her from spending time with her two young children. Just one more lie from relentless liar Karoline Leavitt.
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Karoline Leavitt lands new job after leaving struggling Trump White House
Karoline Leavitt has landed her next job less than two months after leaving Donald Trump's embattled White House: she's joining Fox News.According to The New York Times, Leavitt, who served as Trump's...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
With Donald Trump hiring over 20 former Fox employees, Fox hiring Karoline Leavitt only goes one small step towards balancing the score for the Trump/Fox revolving door.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And by "violating banking laws" CBS News means former Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert molested boys he coached for wrestling in high school, boys as young as 14. To-may-to/to-mah-to!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hegseth also removed the olive branches, a traditional symbol of wishing peace, from the Department of Defense seal. This, in addition to changing the name to "The Department of War," shows the dangerous belligerency that comes from appointing a frat bro who values testosterone over statesmanship.
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