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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 4h
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 4h
Im not allowed to flake on the father or the son. The holy spirit, however…..
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 4h
The Cornell Sun, a student-run newspaper that operates independently of school funding, broke the story and didn’t let go of it. They have a donation page! www.cornellsun.com/page/donate
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Support the Sun! - The Cornell Daily Sun
The Cornell Daily Sun - Independent Since 1880.
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 5h
I want two naughty little dachshunds that love barking to the point that it alienates my friends. I will build them an elaborate series of ramps in my house
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Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 7h
Dwight Yoakam if you got 'em
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here Comes A Special Boy!
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 8h
A THREAD ABOUT "THE GAME OF LOVE", ONE OF MY FAVORITE POP SONGS: I presume most of you are familiar with the Santana/Michelle Branch version, a big hit if not quite at "Smooth" levels... www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKLn...
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Santana - The Game Of Love (Official Video) ft. Michelle Branch
YouTube video by SantanaVEVO
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 8h
every so often I see a celebrity hit 50 and and I go “wait he‘s hot? was he always hot?“ today’s is Danny McBride
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 16h
my upstairs neighbors are soooooooo obsessed with walkin around up there. they’re like addicted to it
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Compressor this compressor that. Have you considered, not being an Oppressor 👁️
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
guys are always saying stuff like “I bet it’s the compressor“
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
bluesky users love to reply "the human pet guy is here?" whenever i interact with the human pet guy on here
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 17h
happy belated q4 to all who celebrate, and happy q2fy27 if you’re one of those nasty perverts
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 19h
Whenever I’ve been a plane passenger and the plane goes into steep free fall nose down I (not trained but saw a movie once) have easily been able to step into the cockpit and right the plane without stalling the engine and then land the plane. Simple as. If I had a nickel
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Yod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 23h
I think about the lady who married the super old guy at the nursing home she worked at all the time
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you're a liability, bro 😂 you're a danger to yourself and others 💀 we're removing you from society for the aforementioned reasons ✌️
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this fall I medically need to ride the zipper at a carnival in a small town and immediately throw up corn dogs. due to riding said zipper. if the bored teenagers operating the rides look like they have any sort of training I’m not GOING
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s a lot of really cool stuff on my phone. have you guys ever tried looking at my phone
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
say you can’t sleep, baby I know That’s that me glup shitto
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Woman: Men love to burn their houses down Me stacking cans of lighter fluid in my garage: Whoa hey what the hell
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i’m mining your data. Hee hee hee….
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(cautiously, so as to convey a sensitivity to the unevenness of nature’s blessings rather than habitual traffic in crude stereotypes) I’ve known a number of Americans who were really good product owners…
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA
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Soraya Chemaly @sorayachemaly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cornell, LSU, the Burnerverse, Clavicular…just one week. Men are putting their impunity and cruelty on display so brazenly. Humiliating/punishing women has always gone on, but now rape is networked, scalable, monetized. Our systems aren’t failing, tho, they’re doing what they are designed to do.
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33. A Long Read About Living in a World Where Men Publicly Bond over Women’s Humiliation and Pain
From the Burnerverse to Cornell to Clavicular, our society is all too happy to shift the cost and burden of sexual violence and male onto victims to protect men
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
America hates Lose Girl, the woman famous for losing!
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fraternity at cornell isn’t a random sampling, but it’s also not hard to imagine 50 guys you know irl also just not doing anything about that group text. Coworkers doctors lawyers friends uncles brothers in law, etc. most of them probably seem like good guys
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Im opening the Gay of Hormuz
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nyc is a good place to live I like it. read up on “mayor mamdani” if you haven’t heard of the guy…
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
they should sell live animals on amazon
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have my windows open and one of these horny ladies is hooting and hollering. i need one of the neighborhood ferals to please take this girl on a nice date
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it’s incredible that dogs have figured out how to outsource their cognition to humans. they will literally stare at you and it makes you uncomfortable enough to try to figure out what they want. the dog might not even know! but you’ll start doing things for the dog until you do something they want.
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Nick Miller @nickmillermusic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today’s the 50th anniversary of Songs In The Key Of Life, maybe the most perfect album of all time. In celebration of that, here’s “Have A Talk With God”
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
elon musk unveils new, difficult to describe torso shape
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jadehawk "FREE ŁINK" @jadehawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i really admire the commitment to the bit. presenting stay at home parenting as the non-affluent norm is just high quality gaslighting
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
a computer should take 45 minutes to be functional again after you restart it
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
your computer should fight for its life every time you go to shut it off
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fucking up really bad is like jazz
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I’m too sexy for my mom“ — Right Said Freud
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fred durst was right it’s just one of those days when you don’t wanna wake up everything’s fucked up everybody sucks
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Having an HVAC guy come out to fix something and seeing a viral LinkedIn post later like, “Today I visited a client with total shit for brains. Bad house. Weird dog. Ugly. And it made me realize that in business, you have to put your feelings aside. Nothing is worse than an ugly dog of the mind.”
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
as a guy who decided to go inside the system because being outside it struck me as rather personally perilous, it appears i did not factor in exactly how incompetent everyone making decisions inside the system would turn out to be
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George @georgem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they're calling nietzschean christianity "the most coherent ideology ever devised"
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keegan @franziamom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyways made a collab playlist with a bunch of people a while ago where we tried to compile a bunch of the Cool Weird Christian Rock of the 90s and it was a ton of fun. I listen to it a lot. open.spotify.com/playlist/38e...
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christian rock: the 90s
remembering some guys, cataloging the shit that didn't suck, mining the depths of a truly bizarre and cool and fucked up era of alternative rock.
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you guys hate me because i cheat and lie and steal to win all the pod races.
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
baby/why don’t you come over/Renfield supernova
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
i toxic trait is i care to much…
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Et the extra “entertainment” terrestrial
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