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Big John 😼

@completetripe.bsky.social
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John, Cat-cat & 🌈 Gotti, irritated and acerbic. We cook with spices, tinker with electronics, listen to music and The Golden Age of Radio. ♏️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7x…

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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 21m
Sainsbury’s had everything today, (although they sent me the wrong type of cabbage, not the end of the world- thinking of making colcannon at some point) All the freezy stuff packed away and most of the pantry stuff, think I’m going to see if I can sleep a bit.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 5h
Think it was poor Teaser that C-c was shouting at, as his fur is growing out again, C-c seems to see him more of a problem. He was looking lost on the table a couple of nights ago, he can’t understand why the meze bowl has gone. It’s a lot more peaceful without it though.
Long hair ginger cat sitting on a BBQ table.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 5h
Cat-cat had a few crunchies, went out the window, and immediately found someone to shout at. He’s back in now, having a wash, honour satisfied.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 8h
Can’t get comfortable, hot then cold, itching, then thirsty, all of which is making me more irritable and that’s then also keeping me awake. Grrrrr.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 13h
Sure there must be a snappy word for “empty headed”, if you know it, that’s me right now. Back in school we read a book “The Endless Steppe”. That is sort of like the inside of my head.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 14h
I’ve nothing, nil, nix, nada, null, aught, cipher, cypher, goose egg, naught, zero, zilch, zip, zippo to report. Cat-cat up close this evening.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 19h
Think I need to find something completely different to listen to. This “The Mind of a Murderer” by Michael Wood is very graphic and harrowing and a bit too much. Need something gentle to listen to now.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 21h
In desperation I gave Cat-cat a pouch of Hill’s Science Plan Kidney diet food I’d bought Gotti that she hated. Anyway, after looking at it with suspicion he ate a bit and seemed to enjoy the gravy. So if he likes that I can put the solid bits out for the Crowes if Lettuce doesn’t eat it.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 22h
I’ve my incomparable beef goulash planned for the weekend. I’ve one pack of cubed beef in the freezer, and another on order tomorrow. All the spices present and correct. I should really buy whole pimento, ground allspice loses its flavour so quickly. Horrible to grind though.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 22h
Getting very breathless this morning. I don’t know if it’s the humidity or because I’m loaded with ibuprofen (although that has never had an effect before, but people with breathing problems are always warned) or perhaps because there’s a “R” in the month. Who the hell knows?
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 22h
That’s all done, freezer stock much as I imagined it, with a couple of major outliers. Lotsa tins of beans in the cupboard, that’s always good. Think they are all within date. Some are difficult to discern, with different numbers and dates and times on both ends of the tin!
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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bird's nest fungus
Little fungus cups filled white white "seeds"??
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What with finding the ancient can of veg yesterday, I’ve decided to have a stocktake and sort out of the larder cupboards and freezers today. I’m hoping that this will make it easier for me to budget and plan. Got to bring down the grocery bill somehow. I better limber up my spine.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She munched through that breakfast quick enough. C-c just sighs and closes his eyes. Women, huh? What you gonna do? They say they don’t want fries, then eat all of yours. 😸
Grey and white cat clearing a bowl of food on the floor, while a tuxedo cat dozes a short distance away.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1st October
static.klipy.com
Birene's Cute White Rabbit Hops
Alt: White Rabbit
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RIP Ester Rantzen, one of the best of us. 🕯️
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A very hungry Lettuce! Second time she’s been back to eat Cat-cat’s refreshed dinner. I’ve seen her hanging around down the bottom flats where Butch and Sundance live, I wonder if she lives with them? Although she has a collar, she looks a bit tatty. Totally brazen though.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Found a can of ratatouille in the cupboard that expired in 2013! I did a clear out about a year ago, so I dunno how this rascal went unnoticed. It’s not “blown” at all but the bottom rim looks a bit rusty, so I’ve got rid before it explodes and flattens the whole terrace of bungalows.
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Remy from Ratatouille
Alt: Remy from Ratatouille
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Think I’ve got all the companies that email me switched over to the new email address, well all that it’s possible to. There a few that it’s seemingly impossible to change either your address or password. I don’t know what that’s about, usual shitty programming probably. Dinner good!
A pile of cottage pie with a large helping of chilli pickle on the side.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All the chores done, the filling of the cottage pie made, just got to boil and mash the spuds for the topping. Cat-cat been in and out all morning, he’s unhappy with all his food. I’ll scroll through and see if there’s anything he may like with Friday’s delivery.
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The European - half the cookbook is dedicated to a didactic lecture on why there's only one suitable kind of olive oil or butter and all others are trash, how it's produced, and the lengths you need to go to in order to find it The Bad Conversion - ingredients: 113g flour, 256 ml milk, ¾ egg...
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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shouldn't the tab be "Popular With Imaginary Friends"?
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Brass Castle @brasscastle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's not a total waste of words mind you. But I do have the feeling that I'm standing in front of an enormous block of blue limestone and while I'm glad for the new, shiny tools, I have no idea how to use them all together to get the statue out.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nice
Fran Drescher is 69
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder why Cat-cat just chased Max off? Big hissing! They normally get along fine. Cat-cat is like one of those club doormen who changes the rules constantly according to some secret script in his head. I also think he’s sometimes trying to be playful, but misunderstood. Frontier Town on now.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Taken beef mince out, I’ll make cottage pie tomorrow, always good. My Favourite Husband, with Lucille Ball on the radio. I like this, it hasn’t dated like some other old time comedies. Although some of them may be a transatlantic rift. Duffy’s Tavern does nothing for me.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cat-cat and I both had a wash and are in bed. I don’t intend to get up again except for a call of nature, he will probably go and have a look around and shout at someone during the night. It seems to bring him satisfaction, even if it’s bloodcurdling to the rest of us.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, surprisingly I got through the day with only 2 hrs sleep last night. I’ll listen to the news and 6:30 comedy and have a shower before bed. Geoff Norcott tonight, I don’t like his politics but he doesn’t push them down your throat, so that’s ok. He’s still pretty funny.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Toad in the hole. Sausages are still a bit grim, but at least the gravy muffles them a bit.
A pan of Yorkshire pudding with 5 brown sausages half buried in the middle, next to this is a pan containing a dark brown liquid with bits of onion visible in it. Half the Yorkshire pudding plated up and gravy poured over.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apparently they teach AI to adhere to human values. With “humans” like Trump, Musk, Putin, etc., being haled as premier examples of humanity, how is a lump of silicon supposed to know that’s exactly who they are not supposed to emulate?
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder if my meds are coming today? Or can I try and get some sleep? They say they are coming between 9:20 and 13:20 but they are also still in Bristol. 🤷🏻‍♂️ (12:30 now) Guess they can come straight up the A38 and get here, but I can’t be the only customer.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The takeaway restaurants must be being hit hard with this cost of living thing. I can’t afford to buy anymore, even from the kebab people who haven’t hiked their prices that much, fish and chips is a ridiculous price for one person.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Postman left a letter and 6 “Zaika” takeaway menus through the letterbox, another 9 thrown on the ground. Weirdly, my doorbell camera didn’t register him at all. Maybe he wasn’t a “person”, as I’ve switched off motion detection or I get a zillion hits from people walking past.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wordle 1,928 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bought some beef sausages last week that are revolting (Sainsbury’s lost the ability to make sausages some yrs ago.), so I’m making Padda in die gat * later where I can drown them in gravy**. *Afrik - Toad in the hole ** “Modderwatertjies” (Muddy water)
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn crane flies have arrived, we’re going to be knee-deep in their arms and legs within days.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I guess a pile of carrot potato mash doesn’t have much staying power. I’m hungry as hell now and can’t eat anything because of the stupid 8hr fast before taking Rybelsus. I wonder if I’m going to sleep, currently listening to sad love songs on YT, missing Liz. We fought like furies, still miss her.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can I get into bed Cat-cat? I would sleep on your side but my CPAP pipe won’t stretch.
Layabout cat, lying about.
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 28/09/2026
I'm not even trying to find these that hard @kattsdogma.bsky.social
Cinnamon recalled
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tabby cat: Consistency is key.
Never stop begging for treats!
Doesn't matter if they say no 200 times.
One ot them is weak.
You just have to find out who
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It would be really wonderful if y'all could help my friend Charlie and her sweet little pal Loki. They are so good for each other... 🤗
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Old School Gentleman @oldschoolgentl1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Its ok to march to the beat of your own drummer
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This one time I was standing in line at the Kohl's return counter. The woman ahead of me (she was probably 80) was returning a couple of big, colorful bras. When she was all set she turned, looked me square in the eye, and winked at me.
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Torin8 @torin8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oooo apparently new series of Sam and Ade go birding is on C5 this Thursday at 7pm! Yay! Actually I'm kinda hoping of a continuation of Sam goes tresspassing while Ade sits at the kitchen table eating. #SamAndAde
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David just David @mrdavids.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bringing it to life! #DeafNotDaft 🦻🏻
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That extremely high pitched North American computer generated voice used in so many app adverts surely can’t be based on a real person? They would have had their throat cut years ago.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Think the ratio maybe a bit off, tasty though.
A pot full carrot and potato mash, (with lots of butter!)
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As much as I love cats, I don’t think I would like to live in places this infested! #FindTheCat2
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think Milo/Tink enjoys panning for treats more than anything. There some on the carpet already, as Cat-cat is lazy, but Tink would rather mine for them.
A large black cat digging in a box of bits of cardboard.
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Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Done all my Monday stuff, as well as peeled and chopped potatoes and carrots ready to boil up later. Seems to be a lot of stuff, but I think I’m just slow. Cat-cat has been doing sunbathing duty. I must really get him a deck chair and towel of his own.
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