Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 1hokay to make up for that awfulness I am going to watch another Kristen Stewart movie I haven't seen yet The Wrong Girls 120
Reposted by Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️Zee (missing life's little cues) @miscue.bsky.social · 1hExcellent thought here 031
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 1hhas Robert Pattinson done anything else I wonder 210
Reposted by Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 1hI'm also going to make my next charitable donation to the Quileute Tribe for watching this movie that never paid them a cent from the billions the books and movie series made here you can too if you want: Quileute Move to Higher Ground | share.google/BMP2hx7of74G...share.googleQuileute Move to Higher Ground | 031
Reposted by Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 20/11/2025they’re extras in twilight 1273
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 4hI've never watched Twilight it's spooky season and I can't think of anything worse Rose has been insisting I watch it so I'll "understand" 7180
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 5hI found lesbian candy from camp miasma 090
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 6hJoey came into my department to show me his phone full of "Joey originals", a list of jokes he made up they're all bad and include "who up tickling they pink" 070
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 8hMatt says this bag smells like beetles I don't know what a beetle smells like 030
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 11hDAMIAN AND DANIELLE ARE BACK FROM WISCONSTANTINOPLE AND THEY HAVE BROUGHT ME VARIOUS CHEESES 1150
Reposted by Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026I remember people talking about making a list of "approved men" and I was so against it because there's no such thing and it makes it harder for people to speak up when any of those approved men abuse women anyway every single one of them are gone now. turns out they abuse women 1213
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 10/10/2026spare the medieval peasants and destroy their kings... with dubstep 031
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 10/10/2026put it in dumpling form you put that shit in a dumpling and I will absolutely eat it yes is there some sort of dumpling dispenser machine I would like some sort of dumpling gacha 050
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 10/10/2026do I have the best business agent ever? yes I sent him a text after hours on a Friday about a minor bookkeeping issue, asking a few questions so I can clarify anything to other stewards if asked, and ended with, jokingly "unless I've been demoted from being a shop steward? 😬" IMMEDIATE phone call 170
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026there was a guy i used to know, made a fool of himself online all the time completely forgot his username. but I remember his aura decades ago but sometimes it feels like the wild main characters from 2023 1100
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026look at this epic side eye Moonbun is giving Matt here as he tries a candy cigarette 1221
Reposted by Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️Dr. Hesse Daria⚡[bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 09/10/2026don't wait to be That Bitch start acting like That Bitch and people will notice 1234
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026Happy 16th Birthday to my child, who I will ✨henceforth✨ be referring to as Nessa, and is agender, and uses he/her pronouns ✨💖🎂🎉 4280
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026when you live in the PNW texting your ex husband if there are any dicks in his path on the way home is a perfectly normal thing to ask 130
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026yes I use alt text I can feel the damn rolleyes from some people who put it in there but it's not descriptive, just "a guy" like thanks but I can literally hear you muttering sarcastically under your breath "ridiculous that I have to do this or people will call me ableist but whatever" 070
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026dress code is business comfy 050
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026I hope everyone had a happy lesbian day 0223
Reposted by Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 09/10/2026if anyone wants to help supplement the cost of the camera because i’m quickly going broke for it, feel free to drop some dollars over at cashapp or venmo ($avaisantisocial). totally get it if no one does but just putting it out there because i’m stressed about money 022
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026kicking off my annual tradition tonight let's grab some wine and try to make this years birthday cake request: chocolate with raspberry filling... portal weighted companion cube cake 😵💫 NO FONDANT 2161
Reposted by Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️Ham Roids 🎃 @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Having a hard time today. You can never really get a break from rape culture, no matter how many words you mute or how much you isolate. Even your isolation is a scar reminding you what you grew into to protect yourself from not all men but any man, even the ones you trust, even the ones you love. 142
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026welp I put the cake in the oven, set the timer for 40 minutes, pulled it out after the timer went off, confused it was still just goo yeah didn't heat the oven let's try that again haven't even had a drink yet, as is my tradition when making my kid's birthday cake. but that's more for decorating 0210
Reposted by Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 08/10/2026NOW KISS 4214
Reposted by Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026the skeletons are getting oddly specific and that is hilarious to me 34310
Reposted by Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 08/10/2026I deleted a picture of my ass on my phone and it freed up 20gb 181
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026the skeletons are getting oddly specific and that is hilarious to me 34310
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026me: Google says life cereal is only moderately healthy because it has 8 grams of added sugars [eats a handful of Reese's Pieces] her: you should double the serving to make sure you're hitting your minimum sugar goals gosh I like her. she's so smart 050
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026lesbian day in the arms of a lesbian is top fuckin tier tall witches who could break me like a twig to set off a terrible curse while I just laugh as I fulfill my purpose 1110
Reposted by Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 08/10/2026it's such a disconnect for me mentally to know this stuff we ruminate over ceaselessly isn't even on an ally's like... Top 500 list of things to care about 🙃 2201
Reposted by Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 08/10/2026against my own judgment i joined this national coming out day panel at work and a couple allies joined and are just asking questions like "what should i do when someone misgenders my friend. she goes by they/them" DAWG, UR DOING THE THING 💀😭 2230214
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026okay gallery. you have my attention 160
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026every day is lesbian day when you're a lesbian. recommend 0120
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026oh wow it should be chicken of the corn and children of the sea this is why we have strayed so far from god 170
Reposted by Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 21/12/2023my extremely not online ex-husband out of the damn blue tonight looks at me and says "what is waifu?" I dropped all five cookies I was eating 1131
Reposted by Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 23/08/2024offered ex a Cheeto and he's like "no thanks. I'm trying to get into ketosis." me, eating Cheetos, staring at the side of his face for a long time, thoughtfully. finally: "I'm in cheetosis." 07615
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026I bought life cereal and I'm so excited for morning to come yes you can eat it anytime but I just had supper and I'm not hungry but I sure will be in the morning 380
Reposted by Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026i am addicted to telling amazon about my consumer preferences for various goops and gunks 1264
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026I was curious. this might as well be how I describe myself on hinge 2100
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026I watched But I'm a Cheerleader & fell apart bc I saw myself in her I was also a cheerleader then I watched Bottoms & laughed really hard bc it's super funny but also like. that's what I SHOULD have done I should have tried to start a fight club to DATE hot cheerleaders not BECOME a cheerleader 170
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 07/10/2026whenever I mail a package to Joey i like to put "monsieur" at the start, address him by his full legal name, starting with Joseph, and ending with esq. he lives in these shitty little apartments in one of the worst parts of town 050
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 07/10/2026just discussing with Jeff how I enjoyed the movie Call Me By Your Name & how truly gorgeous it made Italy look (as well as being a heartbreaking story) & said when I saw Solo Mio it was the only movie that made Italy look boring which takes real work! 120