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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️

@gaythanksbye.northsky.social
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like a rat of sunshine ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜 bitchy. hyperfemme. gender hologram. I'm also your shop steward 🫶🏻 she/fae/they/himbo angel I do not repost without alt text I need alt text to understand pictures, thanks! boxd.it/i5YI1 cash.app/$StasiaOMalley

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 1h
okay to make up for that awfulness I am going to watch another Kristen Stewart movie I haven't seen yet The Wrong Girls
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Zee (missing life's little cues) @miscue.bsky.social · 1h
Excellent thought here
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 1h
has Robert Pattinson done anything else I wonder
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 1h
I'm also going to make my next charitable donation to the Quileute Tribe for watching this movie that never paid them a cent from the billions the books and movie series made here you can too if you want: Quileute Move to Higher Ground | share.google/BMP2hx7of74G...
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Quileute Move to Higher Ground |
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
they’re extras in twilight
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 4h
I've never watched Twilight it's spooky season and I can't think of anything worse Rose has been insisting I watch it so I'll "understand"
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 5h
I found lesbian candy from camp miasma
a box of Sweet tarts mini chewy mixed fruit on the shelf
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 6h
Joey came into my department to show me his phone full of "Joey originals", a list of jokes he made up they're all bad and include "who up tickling they pink"
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 8h
Matt says this bag smells like beetles I don't know what a beetle smells like
a bag with a silhouette of a sword wielding hyperfemme lesbian on it looking at a castle in the distance that says "Slay on thy birthday", sitting on my plaid tablecloth in the kitchen and Patrick Star sitting and looking shocked behind and to the right of it
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 9h
I don't trust this banana
a fairly green banana that has severed a little over halfway so it looks like a mouth smirking so I drew the smirky eyes to go over it
interior shot under fluorescent lighting over a brown cutting board
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 11h
DAMIAN AND DANIELLE ARE BACK FROM WISCONSTANTINOPLE AND THEY HAVE BROUGHT ME VARIOUS CHEESES
four types of cheese from Wisconsin the top of some type of cup cheese with bacon next to and aged cheddar, the two below is a 9-year aged cheddar and a 6 year 
in a plastic container held in my hand under fluorescent lighting
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
I remember people talking about making a list of "approved men" and I was so against it because there's no such thing and it makes it harder for people to speak up when any of those approved men abuse women anyway every single one of them are gone now. turns out they abuse women
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
spare the medieval peasants and destroy their kings... with dubstep
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
put it in dumpling form you put that shit in a dumpling and I will absolutely eat it yes is there some sort of dumpling dispenser machine I would like some sort of dumpling gacha
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
do I have the best business agent ever? yes I sent him a text after hours on a Friday about a minor bookkeeping issue, asking a few questions so I can clarify anything to other stewards if asked, and ended with, jokingly "unless I've been demoted from being a shop steward? 😬" IMMEDIATE phone call
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
there was a guy i used to know, made a fool of himself online all the time completely forgot his username. but I remember his aura decades ago but sometimes it feels like the wild main characters from 2023
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
look at this epic side eye Moonbun is giving Matt here as he tries a candy cigarette
Moonbun, a fluffy black and white cat, sits curled in loaf form on the pony wall next to the stairs, giving serious side eye to what you can see is the hand of Matt, holding a candy cigarette. there is some colorful wrapping paper at the bottom of the pic, a window with closed blinds at the bottom of the stairs and a large picture window above the stairs. interior shot, bright natural daylight
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Dr. Hesse Daria⚡[bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 09/10/2026
don't wait to be That Bitch start acting like That Bitch and people will notice
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy 16th Birthday to my child, who I will ✨henceforth✨ be referring to as Nessa, and is agender, and uses he/her pronouns ✨💖🎂🎉
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
when you live in the PNW texting your ex husband if there are any dicks in his path on the way home is a perfectly normal thing to ask
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
yes I use alt text I can feel the damn rolleyes from some people who put it in there but it's not descriptive, just "a guy" like thanks but I can literally hear you muttering sarcastically under your breath "ridiculous that I have to do this or people will call me ableist but whatever"
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
goodnight dykes love you
Nami from One Piece, a willowy red haired woman wearing a form fitting white dress of some sort with a brown belt with a beri symbol clasp (beri is the in-universe money); she is annoyed and about to turn menacing, looking down at the viewer surrounded by wavy blue background depicting her deep rage and across her breasts is written "she is a lesbian"
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
dress code is business comfy
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope everyone had a happy lesbian day
meme showing a box on a store shelf of a lavender rabbit style vibrator that looks like a smooth humanoid with two fingers pointed at its face much like the character Muse from the movie Captain Phillips in the same famous scene and it says "LOOK AT ME IM THE PENIS NOW"
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if anyone wants to help supplement the cost of the camera because i’m quickly going broke for it, feel free to drop some dollars over at cashapp or venmo ($avaisantisocial). totally get it if no one does but just putting it out there because i’m stressed about money
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
kicking off my annual tradition tonight let's grab some wine and try to make this years birthday cake request: chocolate with raspberry filling... portal weighted companion cube cake 😵‍💫 NO FONDANT
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Ham Roids 🎃 @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having a hard time today. You can never really get a break from rape culture, no matter how many words you mute or how much you isolate. Even your isolation is a scar reminding you what you grew into to protect yourself from not all men but any man, even the ones you trust, even the ones you love.
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
welp I put the cake in the oven, set the timer for 40 minutes, pulled it out after the timer went off, confused it was still just goo yeah didn't heat the oven let's try that again haven't even had a drink yet, as is my tradition when making my kid's birthday cake. but that's more for decorating
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 08/10/2026
NOW KISS
A plastic skeleton wearing a tiny hospital gown and tiny yellow grippy socks strapped into a paramedic seat. He has two hospital bracelets and a bandaid on his forehead as well. His name is Lil Cannon.
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
SpongeBobby Hill ShortPants
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
the skeletons are getting oddly specific and that is hilarious to me
a skeleton hanging on a store display rack and it is wearing a white shirt with green pickleball paddles on it and green shorts with a white stripe and a white visor hat that simply says PICKLEBALL 
there's a price tag next to it saying it's 8.99
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 08/10/2026
I deleted a picture of my ass on my phone and it freed up 20gb
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
the skeletons are getting oddly specific and that is hilarious to me
a skeleton hanging on a store display rack and it is wearing a white shirt with green pickleball paddles on it and green shorts with a white stripe and a white visor hat that simply says PICKLEBALL 
there's a price tag next to it saying it's 8.99
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
me: Google says life cereal is only moderately healthy because it has 8 grams of added sugars [eats a handful of Reese's Pieces] her: you should double the serving to make sure you're hitting your minimum sugar goals gosh I like her. she's so smart
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
lesbian day in the arms of a lesbian is top fuckin tier tall witches who could break me like a twig to set off a terrible curse while I just laugh as I fulfill my purpose
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 08/10/2026
it's such a disconnect for me mentally to know this stuff we ruminate over ceaselessly isn't even on an ally's like... Top 500 list of things to care about 🙃
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 08/10/2026
against my own judgment i joined this national coming out day panel at work and a couple allies joined and are just asking questions like "what should i do when someone misgenders my friend. she goes by they/them" DAWG, UR DOING THE THING 💀😭
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
okay gallery. you have my attention
notification on my phone from the galleries app. now and then it randomly puts a new "story" together which is just a series of pictures and it puts light music in the background. here it is announcing that it has a new story that it has titled "moments together" and the preview picture is a meme of Jesus wearing blue aviator shades holding a joint underneath you can see the text "SO THERE I" but it cuts off. if it didn't cut off it would say "SO THERE I WAS THE ONLY WHITE DUDE IN JERUSALEM"
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
every day is lesbian day when you're a lesbian. recommend
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh wow it should be chicken of the corn and children of the sea this is why we have strayed so far from god
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 21/12/2023
my extremely not online ex-husband out of the damn blue tonight looks at me and says "what is waifu?" I dropped all five cookies I was eating
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 23/08/2024
offered ex a Cheeto and he's like "no thanks. I'm trying to get into ketosis." me, eating Cheetos, staring at the side of his face for a long time, thoughtfully. finally: "I'm in cheetosis."
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
I bought life cereal and I'm so excited for morning to come yes you can eat it anytime but I just had supper and I'm not hungry but I sure will be in the morning
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
i am addicted to telling amazon about my consumer preferences for various goops and gunks
things i have taught amazon about my brand preferences so it can be of better service to meeting my online shopping needs. there are far more things but these four are:
- Believes the best slimes com from Ukraine [updated]
- Prefers Uzbeki syrups to domestic, believes the best goops come from Kazakhstan, and has found that syrups and other goops from the former USSR are difficult to source [updated]
- Owns Fred Flintsone's car [from yesterday]
- Configuration is legal in customer's state [also yesterday when i mentioned the way i hook twelve laptops to each other is perfectly legal in my state]
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was curious. this might as well be how I describe myself on hinge
Amazon about me: 

interests and hobbies: cares for a cat
product preferences: consistently maintains cat care supplies
departments: cat care
diet & nutrition: likely prefers East Asian pantry ingredients
interests & hobbies: experiments with makeup application
departments: makeup & beauty
product preferences: prefers colorful, playful makeup over neutral tones
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
I watched But I'm a Cheerleader & fell apart bc I saw myself in her I was also a cheerleader then I watched Bottoms & laughed really hard bc it's super funny but also like. that's what I SHOULD have done I should have tried to start a fight club to DATE hot cheerleaders not BECOME a cheerleader
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
whenever I mail a package to Joey i like to put "monsieur" at the start, address him by his full legal name, starting with Joseph, and ending with esq. he lives in these shitty little apartments in one of the worst parts of town
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
mushroom mommy
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
just discussing with Jeff how I enjoyed the movie Call Me By Your Name & how truly gorgeous it made Italy look (as well as being a heartbreaking story) & said when I saw Solo Mio it was the only movie that made Italy look boring which takes real work!
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am god's wee beastie
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