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Tits McDick

@titsmcdick.bsky.social
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only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️‍🌈

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 7h
I can’t wait to get home and take off this makeup. Me, after taking off this makeup:
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Madonna lookin like hell these days.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can you even imagine how many people are going to be her for Halloween?
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When your coworkers are morning people:
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Coworker: How are you feeling today? Me:
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Coming back from the staff bathroom looking like
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Facebook marketplace wants you to dress like a fucked up looking ET for Halloween.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s Wednesday…get out there and kick some ass.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just trying to do my part:
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me, when somebody mentions dick:
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The traps appear to be working.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have a biggun too. 20 pounds of love. 🐈‍⬛
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuck Google Maps.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
When you realize the weekend is nearly over…
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We need some cuteness today.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Me: I’m an expert at parallel parking. Also me:
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s only Thursday?
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
44 years ago today, the first CD was produced. What is the first CD you owned?
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Facebook Marketplace really exposes a lot of people’s fetishes.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
How’s your Monday going? Me:
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Everyone is envious of my squad.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bitch me too.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When I threw a can of corn at his head.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This sorry bullshit was 9 years ago. Is America great again?
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy Wednesday!
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The only thing I miss about Twitter is ability to post a poll, so let’s try this instead; vote in the comments…Alive, or Dead?
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s only a matter of time before Jimothy is completely forgotten. Just ask this guy:
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My husband is an animal in bed. The animal:
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I enjoy turning famous color photos into black-and-white photos, just out of spite.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
When you eat Taco Bell an hour before your wedding:
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Further proof that our world is run by men with the maturity and intellect of a 12 year old boy.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Jimothy is the Volkswagen Beetle of raccoons.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Where did the weekend go?
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My mother sent my one of my dolls from when I was young in case you were wondering how I turned into such a psychopath.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you’re going to get explosive diarrhea anyway, make the most of it.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The goat is an arsonist.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Me, every time I turn on the news:
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sorry guys…we didn’t meant to cause such a scene.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’ve been to orgies with more attendees.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is nuts.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
That kid knew.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Him: What are you thinking about? Me:
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
See saw? *runs away while dodging thrown objects*
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It’s like they know me.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Neighbors: Let’s host a yard sale! Me:
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Today I’ll be observing the 9th anniversary of this brilliant little gem.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Well you’re no help at all.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
One of these.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Here’s a pic of my boobies. Enjoy.
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