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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’ve been having a lot of thoughts lately & I don’t like any of them

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The first person to open a store selling spare parts for planes was like 'remember, the customer is always Wright' omg I'm so sorry

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Bury me with some protein powder so my bones stay strong.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 18h

Getting older isn’t so bad if you can tolerate having a body that always hurts

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 16h

The demons don’t want to share the blankets again

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 19h

BREAKING: Two people seriously injured by my meatloaf.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Him: It’s really dark in there. Her: I’m beginning to suspect that you’re not really a board certified gynecologist.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 22h

People who don’t like camping, who yurt you

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The bartender here* has a very heavy pour *in my kitchen

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 20h

Oh look at the time cunt o’clock

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 21h

I was a late bloomer. I was the last one in my friends circle to rob a 7-Eleven.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 21h

The apocalypse is coming (Charges Vibrators)

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When your coworkers are morning people:

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 06/10/2026

liberty biberty and the temple of doom

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

it’s called making up words maybe you ferdovit

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 05/10/2026

if you see a post with zero likes, you better put a heart on that shit. I don't carewhat it's about. If it's not evil, it's somebody. none of us are going out that way dammit

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

edibles got me hearing in dolby surround sound tonight

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I believe in always being prepared, which should explain the rotisserie chicken in the glove compartment.

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the passion and intrigue of a nissan with no bumper

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This guy buying expensive cat food and wine fucks.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The wedding was cool and all but I think the bride was a little perturbed because I bested her in wardrobe changes.

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I only cry at funerals in case the deceased's ghost is watching me so that they'll think I liked them and they won't haunt me.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Intrigue! Danger! Lawlessness! That’s hot.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Coworker: How are you feeling today? Me:

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When that one person who likes all of my skeets suddenly stops liking them, I just assume they’ve died.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

People keep telling me I should write a book, and I just think about how I can barely commit to putting laundry away.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

There's never a falling anvil around when you need one.

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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

what color gatorade should my pee look like?

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You only live at least 15 times, due to reincarnation.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Fuck it…I’m eating the weird mushroom.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Stow your cheese wheels in the overhead compartment.

Airline safety photo of someone in a yellow flotation vest opening an overhead bin containing a yellow life raft. The raft looks like a comically large wheel of cheese.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I would enjoy going to church more if there were a concession stand in the lobby.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I blame all of this on the windmills.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If I’m bobbing for apples at your Halloween party and stay down for more than a couple of minutes don’t worry I used to free dive for abalone

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The weirdest thing is that the weirdest things are the norm now.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Terrifying if literal: This will melt your heart.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

For personal pan pizza reasons..

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I long for the true bliss of utter ignorance. And an ice cream sandwich.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One day I’ll finish my musical about cheese

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skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Thinking of getting back into depression. Bet they're doing some crazy shit with it these days

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I wouldn’t eat that if I were you. - me, serving dinner.

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Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Me: Watch out that snake’s poisonous. Her: You mean venomous, poison is ingested. Me: Her: Me: *swallows snake*

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

you gotta be super careful when summoning demons cuz you mispronounce one word and things get weird

A gigantic inflatable duckling sits in a dark suburban backyard. A fire burns in the foreground.

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