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Tingy ('tin-jee') Simoes

@tingys.bsky.social
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Bewildered medical publicist, aka 'the Malcolm Tucker of surgery'. Mum to 2 rugby lads & a greyhound. Pole dancing enthusiast, Dharma teacher, ally 🏳️‍🌈. Dreamscrolling in a smoking jacket and fez. She/her 🇻🇪🇪🇺🇵🇹🇺🇦

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[Thom Yorke from Radiohead in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ
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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Food FACT: The crispbread Ryvita is just a nickname. Its correct name is actually Ryva Perón.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
chatFIJIPT
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Taylor Noakes @taylornoakes.com · 27/07/2026
Words cannot describe how much I despise this person’s contempt for how hard real scientists work It’s the kind of attitude you can only get from inheriting a fortune from an Apartheid era emerald mine finance.yahoo.com/sectors/heal...
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Elon Musk calls medical school 'pointless,' says robots will beat any surgeon in 3 years — telling students to walk away
Medical experts, however, strongly disagree with Musk's claims.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
me, walking into the British museum
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
they should ban social media for all of us tbqh, we have proven that we cannot be trusted with tools of the dark arts
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Breaking News: the algae has agreed to accept $300 billion to consider vacating the reflecting pool
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Sathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Age verification idea: ask every user how they feel about a magnolia tree flowering, or a lush wisteria.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Saw a post earlier today saying it was weird that we all feel the need to riff on a handful of weird things every day like that lady doing the cheeto video but I view it the opposite way where every day all posters get our assigned Iron Chef set up and bring forward our special dishes to the judges
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“Tomorrow is another day” used to be something people said to encourage each other but now it just kinda feels like a threat.
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Nateroyah @nateroyah.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's now 2044, the first class of children born on the Kennedy Center scaffolding is graduating High school on the Scaffolding. The Live stream continues. #KennedyCenter
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i feel a bit understaffed to be operating as a person
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Nigel Farage Listens to the News
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Tingy ('tin-jee') Simoes @tingys.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My fitness app is so needy. "It's not too late to get some movement now!" sir it's nearly 9pm we both know it's not going to happen
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Touching grass is not enough I need to share a sunny log with five or six turtles
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Gordon Luster @gordonluster.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This essay explains everything that is going on in the USA, with abundant citations. They Want Us Dead www.welcometohellworld.com/they-want-us...
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They Want Us Dead
Acclimation to mass death—and the devaluing of humanity in general—is their primary purpose
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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
After recent events, I no longer identify as dishwasher safe.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
thinking of becoming one of those abandoned castles in the middle of the forest that nature has reclaimed
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
my watch keeps congratulating me for standing up I don’t know if it’s being sarcastic or what
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Tucking my hair behind my ear, looking up shyly, and opening my mouth to make the loudest dolphin noises you've ever heard.
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I feel like the photographer could have gotten a little closer tbh
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Rare bug photographed in Golden Gate Park pond: 'Total shock'
The elusive find had never been logged on iNaturalist before.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me, right?
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I’m down to 1 percent on my phone battery but my god I’ve never felt more ali
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
You guys ever just accidentally space out for 5 to 10 years
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Lasagna is basically spaghetti flavored cake
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19/05/2026
I hereby renounce my adulthood and demand my mom come pick me up
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 20/05/2026
[posting anything anywhere on the internet] I'm sure this will receive a normal response
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
me in the supermarket with my mom when i was little
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 12/05/2026
me, buying a book written by someone who I've never met but we sometimes like each other's posts on Bluesky: my friend wrote this
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Emma Jacobs @emmavj.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Anyway Starmer can’t resign as we’ve got too many podcasters already
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Tingy ('tin-jee') Simoes @tingys.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Yikes
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/05/2026
wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like
A Saguaro cactus that looks as if it has two eyes and is striding through the landscape in a jaunty manner, perhaps whistling a tune
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Well, well, well. If it isn’t that pet we buried in that sematary, and he’s definitely looked better.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
what if you could push a button and cheese just appeared and then you could eat the cheese
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Tingy ('tin-jee') Simoes @tingys.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The replies to this have ended me 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Getting called on after zoning out in a meeting and replying "this used to be a vast prairie"
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Speed dating is where you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
me, after coming up with a revolutionary idea and then immediately forgetting it for ever
a photo of a beluga whale releasing air from its blowhole underwater. the bubbles form a shape similar to a miniature mushroom cloud. The beluga whale, like all beluga whales, seems to know just how cute it is
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
humpty dumpty: (falling off the wall) please don’t write a nursery rhyme about this
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
i think i did something to offend sleep
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
They should invent a term for when someone misrepresents themselves to lure a victim into a false relationship as part of a scam.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
CVS Employee: Damn, is your baby sick or something? Me *holding 6 Pedialytes and sweating pure tequila* Yes, the baby is in grave danger.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
they should invent a me that's awake
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