Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 2hback in the late aughts my friends who went to SUNY schools would talk about how certain frats were notorious for putting roofies in drinks so yeah I’m glad people are talking about this again 020
Reposted by JesseUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 2hAn account with this avatar was just blocked. 04413
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 2hI left after the “mecha hitler” thing and still regretted not nuking sooner so I don’t really have any tolerance left for anyone who still posts there 070
Reposted by JessePaul Mainwood @paulmainwood.bsky.social · 5hWell done McKinsey for keeping up their report that forecasts the value of the Metaverse as $5 trillion by 2030. www.mckinsey.com/capabilities... 88916
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 9hI am by no means the perfect husband but I don’t think I would’ve said this on tv 050
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 13h‘60 Minutes’ also the amount of time it takes for any Bari news to get leaked to an actual competent news organization 010
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14hwhat other product can say shit like this? ‘The Frito-Lay corporation warns of apocalyptic levels of cheesiness in new Doritos flavor’ 040
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 15hit’s protected by the first amendment so I’m posting a picture of Michael Tracey’s home 050
Reposted by JesseDave Against The Machine🏴 @johnbrownbread.bsky.social · 23hThe fascist gestapo filth who murdered Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston 3 months ago has been identified by the Texas Tribune as Gregory Feathers. 220874
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don’t miss Eric Adams or anything but it was pretty cool how he had his own Harley Quinn 17711
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the upcoming midterm debates would be a lot more useful if they were just set up like the opening bid round on ‘The Price Is Right’ but the candidates had to guess how much various common grocery items cost at the moment 131
Reposted by Jessenick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 3446751816
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026imagine being too rapey for the bank that keeps getting in trouble for signing people up with accounts against their will 070
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it’s interesting how country music in the 60’s and 70’s was like “I’m gonna walk off the job and punch a cop in the face” and country music today is like “my big dumb pickup truck costs $70,000 also I love the president” 271
Reposted by JesseMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You know when public attention can reverse a prosecutorial decision like this you almost get the sense that the decision to shrug it off in the first place was not based on an assessment of the quality of the evidence so much as an assessment of the seriousness of the crime. 363563822
Reposted by JesseRead Settlers da Silva @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026its not simply about boycotting meta. one company has made their products indispensable for communication in the modern world. they blocked lulas electoral ads the week before the election. theyre trying to sway public opinion against the victim of a gangrape. states need to intervene. 21020279
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026we joke about “things that didn’t happen” but this thing *especially* did not happen 040
Reposted by JesseEli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In addition to ads for Kalshi and Neutrogena, Tubi is now running genocide propaganda, without disclosing the ad buyers, against "NAZA": 32804165
Reposted by Jessehuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161481258
Reposted by JesseMachine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 28/09/2026look, this type of communist talk may go over just fine in Kentucky, but good luck trying it in Washington state 122091313
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026remember how in 2024 Kamala Harris filmed a ‘Subway Takes’ video in which her take (“bacon is a spice”) and explanation were so wholly incomprehensible that both parties were like “yeah this can’t see the light of day” so it never got released 150
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The King Of Carrot Flowers Pt. 4: the Revenge of the King of Carrot Flowers 062
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026well, after fifteen years I’ve been let go by Soups magazine. Will never forget the amazing people I met there. Samples in bio. Onward. Love y’all’ 060
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026when Kelvin Gemstone did this those boys were actually swole 140
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026at some point in time people will learn what the terms “psyop” and “industry plant” actually mean — but it won’t be this year that’s for sure 040
Reposted by Jesse@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think it’s fair to say that the student journalists at Cornell are braver than the news networks who just gave up on their WH pool ban even though CNN is still being denied access. www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...cornellsun.comEDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We WillThe Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies. 342447746
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Linda McMahon is right; we need to get our boys into the ring of skilled labor. Google “Linda McMahon Ring Boys” for more information 1174
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026we joke about it “smelling crazy in there” but we were never prepared for this 130
Reposted by Jesse 𝓙𝓮𝓭𝓲 𝓢𝓴𝔂𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓴𝓮𝓻 🇺🇸 🌊🌊🌊 @jedi-skywalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ms. Rachel: “We’re putting kids in detention centers where they have water that makes them sick and they’re being traumatized and the pediatricians I’m talking to are saying they’re being tortured. We’re torturing kids 0-3 when their brain’s rapidly developing. It’s a choice” 9366144
Reposted by JesseProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵 19595833513
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026pretty cool how if you said “we need to get rid of that brain-damaged asshole Senator” it wouldn’t even narrow it down that much 011
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“got that positive quote for ya, real fuckin creepy just like you asked” 082
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026healthcare and consequences for when we and Israel do war crimes plz 120
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026late-season baseball is so sick. Just watched a guy with jersey number 82 pitch to a guy with number 87. 051
Reposted by JesseJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen 1632173395
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the only appropriate beverage to bring to a job interview 050