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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 1h

"Mr. President, the air fryers just took over Europe"

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 12m

Predicting an animatronic bird skit on SNL this weekend.

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 2h

So do those two data centers blowing up with everybody still here kind of disapprove the dead internet theory?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 3h

Friend Being Cagey About What She’s Going To Order theonion.com/friend-being-cagey-abo…

Friend Being Cagey About What She’s Going To Order
Apparently It’s Some Kind Of Really Private Matter For Her, Dining Companions Say

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 2h

Look. The crabs live there. It is not infested.

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 4h

If you like Olivia Colman you need to see Broadchurch

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 5h

godzilla: hey folks it’s me, godzilla. nice to meet you the people: *start firing rockets at him* godzilla: well what the fuck

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 7h

jesus christ do i have to do everything around here

No results found for "Pepperidge Farm Flavor Blasted Gefilte Fish".

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 4h

Spooky season has officially begun

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 22h

Your honor, ....... come on.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

ZOOKEEPER: So lions are what we call apex predators ME: *way too loud* And humans are ex ape predators lol ZOOKEEPER: *taking out her tazer* look away kids

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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 12/10/2026

You get zero context. But it’s real.

Blue-eye gremlin Paul Hollywood says Throuple boyband?

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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 19/05/2025

Anglophiles love telling you the best sitcom ever is something like "Porridge Lads" (3 seasons, 6 episodes).

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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 12/10/2026

Paul Rust joined the Andy Richter Call-In Show to discuss your RIP-OFF STORIES! Callers shared their stories of scams and near-scams. Listen right now in the Three Questions with Andy Richter podcast feed - link in my bio.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Never met a living person who could play the xylophone with any proficiency but somehow every single skeleton is playing their own ribs at a virtuoso level. Makes no sense.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 12/10/2026

can someone ask dante which circle of hell is trying to put a sock on a sweaty toddler foot

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 12/10/2026

when the post hits the discover feed

an ad for halloween lawn decorations - glowing skulls and eyeballs that sway - that reads “endless eyeballs gaze at you, oozing oddity”

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Amethyst Deceiver is an awesome name

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Whenever I’m about to fall into the trap of talking about AI, I simply sharpen my cheekbones on a whetstone instead.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

i'm hosting a night of scary punk bands featuring THE MUMMIES this Saturday at Alex's Bar in Long Beach if you're into that sort of thing

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Got fired from PetSmart for unionizing the hamsters

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

We should change our names and move to a haunted coastal town

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Today I hope to meet an older lady with set hair, wearing jaunty windowpane wool pants (maybe in camel), a cable knit sweater/jumper (maybe in navy), & attitude-y loafers, for coffee—where we will chat about her latest trip to Venice & how horrible the president is.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If I was Stephen King’s Carrie, instead of exploding a prom I would’ve used my telekinetic powers to get rich from rigging horse races

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The #MJMfashionGuide is essential reading/viewing for any and all on this website and IG.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Have turned all my Instagram Outfits of the Day for Spring 2027 into a little reel & now will spend the next hour fashion hypnotizing myself.

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

*knocking gently on a cocoon* are you almost done in there I really need to change

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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 10/10/2026

Amusingly, that character was played by Kristen Bell, who was in a real 2006 movie about killer cell phones, Pulse. But the bit in Forgetting Sarah Marshall was just a coincidence, and had been in the script before she was cast.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

“Your cow is infertile and your sister likes dancing” -Amish trash talk

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I really thought at this point in my life I would have knocked over some food carts in wild car chases

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Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm impressed that @evehrlich.bsky.social, whom I've been editing and joking with for so long he's more a friend than a client (albeit a friend who pays me, so let's say a frient), got blurbs for his new novel, The Adventures of Brightthinking McCoy, from the Big Three: ChatGPT, Gemini, and Claude.

This is a picture of the back cover of Ev's new novel, The Adventures of Brightthinking McCoy, for which he's written blurbs that he's attributed to the three most popular toadying chatbots.

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ceej @ceej.online · 27/10/2024

it’s funny to imagine getting all the major halloween monsters stoned, dracula going “I vant to smoke some veed,” etc

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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

friday is for kafkaposting

tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“I bought this before he went crazy” bumper sticker on a Honda

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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

A thing I like is signing up for a website that makes me log in every time and then it sends a confirmation text to my phone every time so I can type that in and check the "remember me on this device" box every time.

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026

if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Let's try something different this afternoon, everybody be sufferable

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

At the grocery store & noticing everything now—suddenly—has 116 grams of protein & less than 25% of it is from eel protein isolate

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one’s laughing now. I’m receiving treatment and everyone’s been really supportive

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Peregrine spends the day excited for & dreading his piano lesson. At school recess, his friend Auggie asks if he wants to play marbles & because Peregrine is so lost in thought & nervous, he yips, “Crikey!” & has to sit in the corner all afternoon (for swearing). He lives in the town of Horseshoe.

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"The Orange Plague," also known as “King of Injustice,” by Danish artist Jens Galschiøt has been unveiled inside the European Parliament in Strasbourg, France. Incredible.

Bronze statue of an obese trump sitting on the shoulders of a very thin man. He has the scales of justice in one hand and a long golf club in the other

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