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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 1h
none of those words are in the bible
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Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 1h
linework slowly progressing
bw line drawing of city street heading towards a big cluster
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 1h
i'm not a big fan of this bullshit, like someone automated a joke explainer. still, i respect the bit, so i'm not going to block it, just play with it a little
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 2h
these bitches clownin
toy story woody superimposed with Mr  I Was Evicted And Now I'm Wearing My Closet
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 2h
another one bites the dust
a comic panel showing a horrified man saying "AIIIEEE! A MAN BEING SACRIFICED TO THE CAT GODS!"
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 2h
my stupid dog caught and ate a bumblebee. she just suddenly jumped off the porch bench and was begging to go inside, while simultaneously working on a massive hork and sure enough, WHORRFF there it IS, everything she et since 0500, pretty please with a bumblebee on top
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 3h
🆘 PSA samsung phones have a feature where you can program certain fast button presses — three fast presses of the side button for example — to send an SOS to a designated list of contacts surely iphones can do this as well check your phones settings to see, and then do it.
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 3h
in an impeccably timed decision, UConn Storrs has decided to remove blue safety lights from campus because they "have a new safety app" they expect students to install and use.
wfsb.com
UConn to remove most blue safety lights from campus prompting mixed student reaction
The University of Connecticut is removing most of the blue safety lights and phones from campus, prompting mixed reactions from students.
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jimprov @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 4h
Harold Tovish (1979)
"Random Elements" wood/cut, assembled and glued on integral base

----- [from the Smithsonian American Art Museum] -----

Random Elements is one of the final pieces in Harold Tovish's Transformations series. Tovish started with a carefully modeled self-portrait, Unit of Measure, which he then used to create fourteen variations. Although each piece looks very different from the original, Tovish maintains the same measure of volume. 

Random Elements, a construction of stacked wooden blocks, appears almost abstract, making it difficult for us to recognize it as the artist's self-portrait."Random Elements" wood/cut, assembled and glued on integral base

----- [from the Smithsonian American Art Museum] -----

Random Elements is one of the final pieces in Harold Tovish's Transformations series. Tovish started with a carefully modeled self-portrait, Unit of Measure, which he then used to create fourteen variations. Although each piece looks very different from the original, Tovish maintains the same measure of volume. 

Random Elements, a construction of stacked wooden blocks, appears almost abstract, making it difficult for us to recognize it as the artist's self-portrait.
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Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 5h
I took this last May, at the dog park, but not sure if I shared it.
The sun through haze on a May morning at the dog park.
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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 6h
I got all the initial inks on the figures done. I think it’s starting to take shape
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 6h
big day for spiders on the porch
a tiny orb weaver in the center of a web in front of mrs d's pink begoniasan orb weaver web glistening in the sunspiderweb below the porch eaves
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Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 6h
stop saying grape. say rape. say murder. say killed. say the violence people have endured with the full force of what has happened
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 6h
the future is even stupider than we thought
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m @mjjii.com · 7h
the august 2026 issue of Nervous has been added to my website mjjii.com/nervous
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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 18h
Working on this a bit
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 19h
combine 2 bands steely danzig
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 21h
sooner or later you will find out about the mezzetta pepperoncini and wonder if you can ever enjoy giardiniera again. LUCKY FOR YOU, FRIENDS because giardiniera is the easiest shit to make, and here is how ☞
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⚘ Manndelion @manndelion.bsky.social · 22h
Slow and steady progress on this animation inspired by a #GaiaOnline avatar #sketchbook #WiP #PencilTest
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the cool thing about foraging mushrooms in a suburban setting is that there's no competition because normies think mushrooms only grow in supermarkets also there is work involved in learning which mushrooms are delicious (almost all of them) & which ones are delicious + won't kill you (far fewer)
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what kind of place is a "strip mall" anyways if you can't take off your clothes
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
today in suburban mycology under a stand of white pine i found the prize of all boletus mushrooms, two — count em — two boletus edulis, each almost 4 inches (10 cm) in diameter with stems that were more like trunks i left them there because the fucking squirrels had started chewing on them 😡🤬
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TIL that there are "helen keller truthers" f'chrissake. what the fuck is wrong with people?
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
snickers, alas, is not popular with the young neighbohoodlums. but this ad made me laugh
m.youtube.com
2024 SNICKERS HWN Zombie 15
YouTube video by SNICKERS
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this shuttle bus hold 13 people who signed over everything they own to live in a hotel room for the rest of their lives.
a shuttle bus from some place that advertises "luxury retirement living" in one of their "resort lifestyle communities"
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it took nancy reagan two swallows to get Gary Cooper's nutsack on her chin and he didn't cum in her mouth, he blasted rope directly into her stomach
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'd mute "avengers" but for the chance i'd miss out on photos of my childhood crush diana rigg
diana rigg as emma peel in the old UK avengers TV show
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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I made a list of steps to help me with this drawing. Outlines and blacks are done, hatching next and then add whites, add collaged bits, colour and finally digital stuff
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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i did have friends dress up as me & come to a halloween party i was djing...i did not enjoy that😐
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
happy t-mobile tuesday to those who celebrate yet another exclusive little caesar's deal
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Erica Ruppert @renfestklingon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The administration is refusing to spend a billion dollars Congress appropriated for programs that help the American people—a refusal the nonpartisan GAO says is illegal—and on Saturday, Trump used taxpayer money for his own vanity ads. heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/september-...
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com
September 28, 2026
It has become routine for Trump to spend the weekend posting wildly on social media, and this weekend was no exception.
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"hmm," said frog, "that worm would be lovely for tea."
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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I’m done.
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
did you guys know the skokie IL pigs had a mariachi band⁉️ they just played the Anthem before this bears game & they were pretty good
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ludacris is the only one i recognized & the other 2 names might as well as be a spilled scrabble set omg i live in a bubble
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who are the assholes who sing Monday night football

Yahoo Sports

https://sports.yahoo.com articles sings-monday-night-football-song-234530881.html

Who sings the 'Monday Night Football' song? 2026 MNF performers

Sep 14, 2026 Who is singing ESPN's 'Monday Night Football intro? The performers featured in ESPN's 2026 opening are Chris Stapleton, Cindy Blackman Santana and Ludacris
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i am torn between really wanting homemade cinnamon buns for breakfast tomorrow and on the other hand being too stoned and lazy to get started
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do you think pete townsend is ever sorry he didn't get his wish?
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
clean grinder dirty hooch the color looks right, i'll filter out the fines, add anise, dilute it down to 100 proof, and call it cannabisnthe™
on the left, an herb grinder. its lid is on the table surface and the barrel of the grinder, turned on its side with the teeth facing the camera, is standing upon it. the grinder is immaculately clean, and almost glints in the light. next to it stands a widemouth quart canning jar containing about 12 ounces of pale green liquid. the liquid is straight distilled grain alcohol, 190 proof, & the green color is from the finely ground and/or pulverized cannabis which was clogging the grinder. the alcohol was used to soak and de-cannabisate the grinder

IT IS SO A REAL WORD, KEVIN
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this "choosin' texas" song bullshit and everyone saying they have no intention of ever listening to it is just the "buster scruggs effect" in action
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: VACUUM CLEANER SUCKS WHEN POWERED UP, STIRRING DEBATE ON MACHINE HORNINESS
THANK YOU @blakeyrat.bsky.social 

msn headline

MSN 38m

Humanoid robot cries on command, stirring debate on Al emotions
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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dang. Gotta go to the day job. I got a good start on this guy tho. I’m bringing writing to work on on breaks today
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rule 34 — "If it exists there is porn of it" — isn't strictly true after all, if my search for porn featuring women with vestigal tails is any indicator
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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sketchbook nonsense
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
vibe check
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is the quality content i come here for:
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TinCan @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rolling With The Punches #2 2 dice, 1 Casio keyboard, 10,000 possibilities
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when i was 14 i got a sweetass job at the town dump sorting recyclables. people would drop off newspapers & magazines, bottles, & cans and for an entire summer i was the god of titty mags
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m @mjjii.com · 28/09/2026
digital art. a small carton of milk with a beam of light coming out of it
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hufanga just intercepted for a 67 yard pick six. nice job, stafford
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