Reposted by daveHardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 1hlinework slowly progressing 081
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 1hi'm not a big fan of this bullshit, like someone automated a joke explainer. still, i respect the bit, so i'm not going to block it, just play with it a little 020
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 2hmy stupid dog caught and ate a bumblebee. she just suddenly jumped off the porch bench and was begging to go inside, while simultaneously working on a massive hork and sure enough, WHORRFF there it IS, everything she et since 0500, pretty please with a bumblebee on top 160
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 3h🆘 PSA samsung phones have a feature where you can program certain fast button presses — three fast presses of the side button for example — to send an SOS to a designated list of contacts surely iphones can do this as well check your phones settings to see, and then do it. 120
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 3hin an impeccably timed decision, UConn Storrs has decided to remove blue safety lights from campus because they "have a new safety app" they expect students to install and use.wfsb.comUConn to remove most blue safety lights from campus prompting mixed student reactionThe University of Connecticut is removing most of the blue safety lights and phones from campus, prompting mixed reactions from students. 172
Reposted by daveCam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 5hI took this last May, at the dog park, but not sure if I shared it. 1142
Reposted by daveEric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 6hI got all the initial inks on the figures done. I think it’s starting to take shape 511214
Reposted by daveJe Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 6hstop saying grape. say rape. say murder. say killed. say the violence people have endured with the full force of what has happened 1031075
Reposted by davem @mjjii.com · 7hthe august 2026 issue of Nervous has been added to my website mjjii.com/nervous 3598
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 21hsooner or later you will find out about the mezzetta pepperoncini and wonder if you can ever enjoy giardiniera again. LUCKY FOR YOU, FRIENDS because giardiniera is the easiest shit to make, and here is how ☞ 130
Reposted by dave⚘ Manndelion @manndelion.bsky.social · 22hSlow and steady progress on this animation inspired by a #GaiaOnline avatar #sketchbook #WiP #PencilTest 193
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the cool thing about foraging mushrooms in a suburban setting is that there's no competition because normies think mushrooms only grow in supermarkets also there is work involved in learning which mushrooms are delicious (almost all of them) & which ones are delicious + won't kill you (far fewer) 140
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what kind of place is a "strip mall" anyways if you can't take off your clothes 092
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026today in suburban mycology under a stand of white pine i found the prize of all boletus mushrooms, two — count em — two boletus edulis, each almost 4 inches (10 cm) in diameter with stems that were more like trunks i left them there because the fucking squirrels had started chewing on them 😡🤬 070
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026TIL that there are "helen keller truthers" f'chrissake. what the fuck is wrong with people? 290
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026snickers, alas, is not popular with the young neighbohoodlums. but this ad made me laughm.youtube.com2024 SNICKERS HWN Zombie 15YouTube video by SNICKERS 020
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this shuttle bus hold 13 people who signed over everything they own to live in a hotel room for the rest of their lives. 020
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it took nancy reagan two swallows to get Gary Cooper's nutsack on her chin and he didn't cum in her mouth, he blasted rope directly into her stomach 040
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i'd mute "avengers" but for the chance i'd miss out on photos of my childhood crush diana rigg 0344
Reposted by daveEric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I made a list of steps to help me with this drawing. Outlines and blacks are done, hatching next and then add whites, add collaged bits, colour and finally digital stuff 26410
Reposted by davethee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i did have friends dress up as me & come to a halloween party i was djing...i did not enjoy that😐 181
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026happy t-mobile tuesday to those who celebrate yet another exclusive little caesar's deal 090
Reposted by daveErica Ruppert @renfestklingon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The administration is refusing to spend a billion dollars Congress appropriated for programs that help the American people—a refusal the nonpartisan GAO says is illegal—and on Saturday, Trump used taxpayer money for his own vanity ads. heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/september-...heathercoxrichardson.substack.comSeptember 28, 2026It has become routine for Trump to spend the weekend posting wildly on social media, and this weekend was no exception. 142
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026did you guys know the skokie IL pigs had a mariachi band⁉️ they just played the Anthem before this bears game & they were pretty good 030
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026ludacris is the only one i recognized & the other 2 names might as well as be a spilled scrabble set omg i live in a bubble 050
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i am torn between really wanting homemade cinnamon buns for breakfast tomorrow and on the other hand being too stoned and lazy to get started 170
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026do you think pete townsend is ever sorry he didn't get his wish? 040
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026clean grinder dirty hooch the color looks right, i'll filter out the fines, add anise, dilute it down to 100 proof, and call it cannabisnthe™ 280
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this "choosin' texas" song bullshit and everyone saying they have no intention of ever listening to it is just the "buster scruggs effect" in action 150
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: VACUUM CLEANER SUCKS WHEN POWERED UP, STIRRING DEBATE ON MACHINE HORNINESS 1184
Reposted by daveEric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Dang. Gotta go to the day job. I got a good start on this guy tho. I’m bringing writing to work on on breaks today 211214
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026rule 34 — "If it exists there is porn of it" — isn't strictly true after all, if my search for porn featuring women with vestigal tails is any indicator 470
Reposted by daveTinCan @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Rolling With The Punches #2 2 dice, 1 Casio keyboard, 10,000 possibilities 1143
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026when i was 14 i got a sweetass job at the town dump sorting recyclables. people would drop off newspapers & magazines, bottles, & cans and for an entire summer i was the god of titty mags 2240
dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hufanga just intercepted for a 67 yard pick six. nice job, stafford 010