Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 11hEven Republicans whose entire lives are devoted to saying stupid shit can be shocked by the stupid shit Republicans say. 1522537
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 14hAccording to White House sources, Barron Trump wants to transfer to Cornell University because he's "heard good things about the rape culture." 2021755
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 15hDonald Trump and literally everyone who works for him, including the schlub who types up his fake oaths for signature, is an incompetent boob. 2334893
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Donald Trump: "We're going to be signing a document renaming artificial intelligence to Super Intelligence. We will also be renaming measles to Happy Rash, the White House to Mar-a-Lago North, the Constitution to Trump Toilet Paper, and child rape to Republican Hug." 42958322
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026BREAKING: Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein receive honorary degrees from Cornell University. 1737499
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A WARNING FOR DONALD TRUMP: Not everyone is as stupid as your voters or as chickenshit as your Republicans. 20788211
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That's right, assholes. Just keep pretending he's not fast asleep in the middle of the day. 27559176
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Republicans are in charge of the Senate. Republicans are in charge of the House. Republicans are in charge of the Presidency. Republicans are in charge of the Supreme Court. Republicans are to blame for everything. 12391136
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"My husband blames everything on Joe Biden, including his chronic erectile dysfunction. If it's true, thank you, Joe Biden." 1027451
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Two things make Donald Trump unfit to lead: 1. Everything he says. 2. Everything he does. 421425388
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The same people who think Democrats are communists think Donald Trump is a Christian. 26597166
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Now that summer is over remember Donald Trump raped children. 821067
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Donald Trump is not a political genius or a genius of any kind. He ran for president out of pure narcissism and accidentally tapped into a thick, rich vein of American stupid. 67638177
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026People who fall for crap like this are the reason silica gel packets say "DO NOT EAT." 1001254300
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You Republican dipshits know Trump's buddy here is a communist, right? 27349120
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Xi Jinping: "I moved on Trump like a bitch. When you're a tyrannical dictator, he'll let you do it. He'll let you do anything." 22592197
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026FACT: If you fell for this, you'll fall for anything. 51700175
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Donald Trump thinks he looks tough when he poses like this but he looks like a petulant child whose mommy has taken away his Game Boy until he cleans his room. 128866162
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why does "God's plan" never include Republicans going to jail for the crimes they commit? 29553189
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026SUPER DUPER MEGA FUN FACT: Harvey Weinstein will die in prison. 3840362
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026FLASHBACK: Six years ago, Donald Trump didn't want to wear a mask because it would smudge his makeup, so the Republican Party helped him kill a million Americans. 8254106
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Removing 750,000 enrollees from Obamacare to make healthcare cheaper for billionaires is socialism Republican style. 724082
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Laugh and the world laughs with you. Unless you're Donald Trump, then the world just fucking laughs at you. 17441117
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026DID YOU KNOW? The guy who once said he'd walk into a school with an active shooter freaks out every time a female reporter asks him a question. 22439118
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Donald Trump is at war with the press because its coverage of him consists almost entirely of the stupid shit he says and does. 431413330
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Official White House news channel Trump TV: "President Trump's approval rating has risen to 600 percent." 4329469
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Lauren Boebert paid $200,000 in hush money to hide a sexual affair while Donald Trump paid $130,000, which is the only time in history that somebody made a worse deal than Donald Trump. 37538149
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Donald Trump: "I'm going to raise tariffs and start a war to make everything more expensive for no reason." MAGA: "I can't afford to support my family because Joe Biden made schoolchildren trans." 14508148
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What Republicans say: "I think the president is getting bad advice." What Republicans mean: "I think the president is a fucking moron and I'm too big of a pussy to say so." 16707182
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Why the fuck is Donald Trump building a triumphal arch when he's had no triumphs? 76852165
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026BELOW: If chlamydia were elected to Congress. 3634762
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026BREAKING: Gas prices rise to Donald Trump raped children per gallon. 6355105
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026LIFE HACK: Don't vote for people who try to keep you from voting. 16369115
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026SUPER DUPER MEGA FUN FACT: No one who expects to win an election claims it's rigged before the election. 3433110
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026At this point, Donald Trump is more likely to have a degenerative disease named after him than a performing arts center. 781074266
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There ain't enough fuck you in the universe for this shitbag. 36681143
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026FDR: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country." DJT: "Nobody knows there's a b in dumb." 11433113
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"So, Bobby, what do you think of your son working for the asshole who wants to tear down my memorial?" 11556208
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026FACT: If this is your profile picture, you're a dipshit. 2442767
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"I vote no. I mean, I vote yes. I mean... pudding." 29404108
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BELOW: JD Vance wonders if fucking a leather couch counts as bestiality. 4135980
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026SHOULD HAVE DONALD TRUMP'S NAME: - arrest warrants - checks to his rape victims SHOULD NOT HAVE DONALD TRUMP'S NAME: - government buildings or monuments - U.S. currency HAVE DONALD TRUMP'S NAME: - criminal convictions - the Epstein files 5381119
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BELOW: Mitch McConnell happily reminisces about a lynching he saw as a child. 1832658
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Republicans: "Gas may be five dollars a gallon but at least the president is a pedophile." 626169
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The existential threat of Artificial Intelligence isn't the first thing Donald Trump called a hoax. 721569
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026UNFUN FACT: All this bullshit is just to protect a pedophile. 14480139
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026SHOWN: If spoiled mayonnaise were a Bond villain. 4252681
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026BELOW: Donald Trump, out for a leisurely stroke. 2725347
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026DID YOU KNOW? Donald Trump can bankrupt anything just by putting his name on it. 928471
