Reposted by amy brownAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 4hPeter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop 1576190
Reposted by amy brownbrendan @schlage.town · 7hFYI for folks looking for a good substack alternative :) 06625
Reposted by amy brownOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 4hme and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free 821851
Reposted by amy brownleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 15hlowly worm putting a sticker on his apple car "i bought this before mr frumble went crazy" 188049
amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 5hmy son (4) to an older girl at the playground: “so you’re 7…which means after that you’re going to be 8?” older girl at playground: “that’s correct” 81081
Reposted by amy brownPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 9hin an older, more innocent time, we had skibidi toilet. now all we have are skibidi taxes. skibidi midterms. skibidi open enrollment period for skibidi health insurance. 39210
Reposted by amy brownmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 10hvery weird thing about being "in public online" for like, 15 whole years now is sometimes you'll run into a person who fully has a tulpa of you living in their home. and the problem is that the tulpa is not pulling its weight around the house and that person is now mad at ME for some reason 1281861
Reposted by amy brownBradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 11hshoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign 601356198
amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 12hi want to know why klob saves the abusive shit for her staff. why aren't you throwing a stapler at this bozo 729127
Reposted by amy brownNE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 18hbold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here 221301232
Reposted by amy brownPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/09/2026Collagen Matcha is a beautiful name for a baby girl 515713
amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 29/09/2026budget tip: fill your gas tank with pretend gas in matchbox city 416314
Reposted by amy brownRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026came across this classic ASW and i gotta say: STILL GREAT www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id... 14750122
amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 28/09/2026i feel like i'm the only one who remembers when the sweetgreen guy was like "if all these fatties started eating salads there wouldnt be so much covid" 714420
Reposted by amy brownStuart Palmer @spalm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026"Fresh Butternut Pumpkin Whole". 20538175
Reposted by amy brownAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hes going to announce hes never heard of choosin texas 191225100
Reposted by amy brownNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game. 151433187
amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 28/09/2026having a toddler is like being haunted by a very drunk little ghost 740929
Reposted by amy brownButt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry 171386182
amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026out on the road today I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck 161300129
amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026very funny to introduce the SNL viewing audience to katseye hootie frutti. it’s the modern equivalent of giving a victorian child a dorito 71144
amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026watched backrooms (2026) tonight and it raised a lot of important questions like: what if a place was Wrong 5691
Reposted by amy browntara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Everyone has that friend who dabbled in the dark arts and accidentally trapped their roommate in the mirror realm 213536
amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 26/09/2026did you know? the first version of sabrina carpenter’s “espresso” was about how she makes men shit their pants but the record execs made her rewrite it 2731
Reposted by amy brownJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026They shouldn't have wasted the name Skye Rizzy on some drug that does whatever it does. That was meant to be the name of a teen celebrity who's famous for reasons I understand as little as I understand that drug 1556460
Reposted by amy brownryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 12352791344
amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 26/09/2026maybe one of the funniest articles I’ve ever read, courtesy of @oaklandreviewofbooks.org. no spoilers but someone gives a comment about president obama’s recently deceased dog.oaklandreviewofbooks.orgHaving enough, in a gratuitously full spaceKids and dog poop and civic conversation with Zach Ungar about Bushrod Park. 2243
Reposted by amy brownViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Saw your man pushing a boulder up the hill. He looked tired 920539
Reposted by amy brownem cassel @biketrouble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026here's something that's brought me a lot of joy over the last two weeks while apparently pissing off some of my neighbors lolracketmn.comAn Interview With the Person Who Put Hundreds of ‘Wedding Crashers’ DVDs in South Mpls Little Free Libraries - Racket'It is 100% a queer art installation,' Sable Adelaide tells us. 1022240
amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 25/09/2026showing up to a job interview with a beverage carrier of four iced coffees, which i do not offer to share 1453941
Reposted by amy brownceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once 913299395
Reposted by amy brownwhet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups 62427365
amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 25/09/2026tonight at bedtime my son (4) asked “what do we do after we die?” so I told him that nobody knows for sure but lots of people believe different things and then explained a couple of things people believe and after a long pause he said “well. I don’t know what to think about that yet” 1390930
Reposted by amy brown🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is also why people don’t like me 0452
Reposted by amy brownchristina @formeresq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I would trust a furry to fly a plane. In fact I would prefer it. I want a pilot who is secure in themselves and supports independent artists 879589
Reposted by amy brownhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it's going to be a yankee hotel foxtrot fall 1518137
Reposted by amy brownroz, rockabilly elegist @diseasehaver.northsky.social · 24/09/2026remember when there was a guy named reince priebus 269579
Reposted by amy brownweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106402505
amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 24/09/2026we have obtained 2 five foot tall plastic skeletons for Halloween and my children are treating them like members of the family. I found one laying on the couch tucked under a blanket this morning 81522
Reposted by amy brownJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made 242603604
Reposted by amy brownYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Postmaster General should be the title given to the best poster on a social media site and definitely not the supreme leader of mail 1030063
