iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

You ask me what the fuck I'm talking about like I'm supposed to know.

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

I love LA, once i heard a guy having a very intense phone call discussing the ethics of his project which would “turn every single person on earth into a weapon” and it turned out to be a martial arts youtube channel

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

the prophecy says you have to shut up now

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

I said "tooth hurty" and my dentist just blinked at me

Calendar reminder for my dentist appointment at 2:30

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

oh no way, that's my favorite show on Netflix by Hulu+ Max HBO Max Just HBO No JK HBOMax Disney&Max x Paramount+-+ Premium

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Boss: I need a second set of eyes on this report. Arachnid employee: Got you covered all day, boss.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

The devil, having tired of the details, is in the depression

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Tater Mortakai @tatermort.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

I don't know what it is about being on the verge of sleep that makes me want to make heavy music

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Tater Mortakai @tatermort.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

"Why don't you adjust those filters?" Idk Tinder why don't you find me a fucking date

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Tater Mortakai @tatermort.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Is it bad that I go to bed already craving donuts for the next morning?..

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j @dyke.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

as an american, i find it very easy to imagine a hamburger. i appreciate when others put things in those terms

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I replaced the seat in my car with a toilet. You can’t imagine the freedom I feel when I’m flying down the highway, taking a shit.

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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I referred to someone as “sandwich bags” the other day and hope it catches on.

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bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 12/11/2025

it’s legal to tell other people’s dogs you love them. no one will stop you

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Scaryanne Martin @mariannemartin.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

‘twas a silly place

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I sneezed and somehow hurt my knee

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Did it hurt? When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Still seizing a day from 1998.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

“This tofu recipe helped me lose 30 pounds.” Yeah, because it was so disgusting you threw it out and starved instead.

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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

*grabs you by the lapel* wtf is a lapel????

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beatrice ☾ .⁺⋆ @beawiitch.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

mentally, i'm living in a cottage in a small town where it's always fall, visiting farmers’ markets, the library, coffee shops. i bake cozy recipes, grow my own stuff, read near the window when it rains, and watch my favorite shows.

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

I don’t even spiral anymore. I just gently rotate like a flavorful rotisserie chicken

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Hoofie Girl @kaitisnotreal.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I would like to collect printouts of your dong pics in a crisp manila folder

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Felix Colgrave @felixcolgrave.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Bounce House

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

“whoever smelt it dealt it,” i say, after visibly shitting my pants in an interview

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Just once, I’d like to admire my naked body in a full length mirror without getting kicked out of Kohl’s.

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David Rangel @davdrangel.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

In case you can’t see it where you are

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Mali 💤 MCM London G-23 @sleepimali.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

In the distance 🐇🐉

Acrylic painting of a white bunny sitting on a rock in a calm sea at sunset. The sky and water almost blend together in blues, purples, pinks and light yellow and turquoise. In the distance you can see a great white serpent swimming

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Tater Mortakai @tatermort.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Is your ASMR the sound of people being it and a voiceover by Edward Norton?

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 04/11/2025

(first day as a therapist): BOOORRRING

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Tater Mortakai @tatermort.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

A falling leaf Found its way Into my heart

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

If you were a band in the 70s and you didn't have a guy in the band who looked like this, you could be fined up to $5,000 and sentenced to 3 months in prison.

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

A grouchy-looking gray cat with white eyebrows and a white moustache who is totally judging your life decisions.

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The Harding of Hill House @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

DRAGULA PEST CONTROL Me: So I've been having this problem with ants. RZ: Dead I am the one, exterminating son Me: Um, ok. I like working with a family business. RZ: Slipping through the trees Me: it's just ants and they're indoors. RZ: Conquering the worm Me: I'll just call Orkin, thanks

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

"PUT THE FUCKING CASH IN THE FUCKING BAG OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF!" And that was the last time I ever played Monopoly with the kids.

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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

🖼️ T. L. Foujita #Caturday

Mama cat and kitten cuddling illustration

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Arlo remains suspicious of Halloween, as the "trick or treat, smell my feet" method determined these were not even real bones

Arlo, a white Great Pyrenees dog, smells the foot bones of a plastic skeleton a person is holding on a porch on Halloween, with much apprehension

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Since nothing matters anymore and there are no rules, let’s knock out Thanksgiving this week, do Christmas next week, then have six beautiful weeks of that full goblin mode space between Xmas and new years where time doesn’t exist and sweatpants are required dress

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 31/10/2025

I am certainly no seasoned strategist but I am a little skeptical of the political wisdom behind building a giant golden ballroom and sharing a dozen photos of a renovated marble bathroom at the very moment that millions of people are losing access to healthcare and food.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 18/05/2023

Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare

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