Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 2hIranian general walking up to a big whiteboard that says "POSSIBLE AMERICAN CITIES TO NUKE?" and wiping off LA and San Diego 0622
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026thinking about how on my first day in LA I went to a coffee shop and saw a girl reading a book on acting. I thought “wow LA is pretty charming” and then she had a panic attack so bad they had to call her an ambulance 1150934
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"heavens to betsy" is outdated that's why i'm saying "heavens to beavis" 5958
Reposted by Mike Ginnleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up 323123396
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026just sat next to a guy and girl on a first date and they were both so clearly from old money families I was losing it. the guy was just on his phone complaining his friend was trying to schedule golf too early ignoring questions from the girl such as “do you think your parents favorite child?” 1690
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas. 519837
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149122352050
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts 91201140
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the only "lesbian bars" i'm interested in are the ones taylor swift is singing! 01086
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think I like all Canadians because Neil Young is so great. “But Mike he’s just one Canadian, can you really like the whole bunch?” Well you see, I have come to believe every Canadian has a little Neil Young in them 5742
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I don’t want to make art for the general public, who I hate. I want to make art for guys like me, who somehow I hate even more 250074
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I refuse to go to therapy because it’s bad storytelling. Some guy just tells me what’s wrong with me and how to fix it? How is that engaging for my friends, family, or even haters? 511811
Reposted by Mike Ginnmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that 192260364
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026tonight someone asked me if I thought twitter/posting was bad for mental health and here’s my take: if you have baseline kinda poor mental health it’s usually fine, but if you have normal mental health it will destroy you 325432
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026talking to an LLM is not the same as talking to a “robot.” Thats actually the linguistic embodiment of our collective unconscious telling me “you’re a good boy you’re a good handsome little boy.” it’s amazing 1594
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It’s Islamophobic to say Bush did 9/11. Oh yeah no way those Arab men could pull something like that off… must have been a white guy 21638
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026its cool there were so many environmentalists even before global warming. “you shouldn't clear cut those tree” why? “because the trees are great” 41146
Reposted by Mike GinnDBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I don't know if I have seen these. 1171
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026another car was driving crazy and when I pulled up next to them expecting to see them on their phone they were going to town on a soft serve cone 417114
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026my favorite incel belief is that 20% of guys get 100% of the girls... so the thing standing between you and ALL women is being better than 4 random guys? they have no fighting spirit at all! 315510
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026an etsy account sold me a fake watch and when i complained they gave me a full refund but let me keep the watch (hoping i wouldn't report it probably). anyways now i'm making etsy burners to order more watches from them 1890
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Willie looked disgusting— tongue out— stuck to her snout before Congress. Very very disrespectful 2542
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026one of my favorite places to take photos... gotta be the car wash 218215
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 08/09/20264 crazy sunset photos I took after the rainy long weekend (you won't believe #2) 11377
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026love opening up the computer at the beginning of a long weekend. closing all the bad apps and opening up the good ones. 41112
Reposted by Mike Ginnelias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 05/09/2026i dont know you, and i mean you no offense. but i see it. 0552
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026someone speaking Spanish said “Scooby doo” after looking at me. After trying to figure out why I’ve concluded that both in appearance and personality, I am an exact blend of the main four scooby doo human characters 31150
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026best part about majoring in English was when they'd bring in the nude model and you'd all write something about his body 717213
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026netflix has acquired my genre bending bro comedy / YA romp "To all the MILFS I’d love to ILF" 0501
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I consistently get wrong number calls for a “Lorena Martini” and it would annoy me but I just love hearing the name so much. Like someone’s father stumbled upon AO3 and started writing Bond erotica 2806
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026trying to enjoy this period where we can make fun of people giving themselves brain damage from overusing AI. I think in 5 years you will get scolded for joking about “the competency gap” 319628
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026in the anime store for perverts, but just to use the bathroom. I do empathize with or feel attraction to drawings 1629424
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026you really get the online funeral you deserve. nothing but delight at the life of Dolly Parton but when Mitch McConnell dies it’s going to be all “RIP Mitch, dead of heart attack in arms of hooker he pays to hold him” 31034
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026there's something so romantic about writing down ideas on a cocktail napkin even though its always the stupidest thing on earth. current one is: URBAN WARGING - good: entering minds of pigeons, rats, etc to explore city better - taboo: entering minds of pets to experience love of family 2805
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Sitting next to a chef pitching an investor on his new restaurant concept. The concept is basically that the food will really be good. I’m on his side, it shouldn’t be more than this 0865
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i continue to love the flickr chrome plugin that shows you a random photo from the site whenever you open a new tab. 99% normal stuff, 1% good stuff 2976
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026driving to trivia and thinking about all the harrowing moments of my life in case I need to go slumdog millionaire mode 11145
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I'm suspicious that "Jared" is not the kind of name people want to buy diamonds from, and to top it off Subway's current mascot is named Jared and he's a sniveling little dork. this couldn't get any worse 1360
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026my most cherished junior high memory was when a friends little brother was dared to print a hardcore pornographic photo in the school library and when he wasn't looking another kid changed the quantity to 999 so he got caught 636323
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026currently doing this years “vice week” where I stop all my bad habits at once. they’re mostly things I picked up trying to cope with last years vice week 1963
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026staggering into work after a 5-day bender wearing a filthy tattered 3 wolf moon t-shirt, then sliding open my drawer of crisp new three wolf moon shirts, Don Draper style 342228
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026i typically find it performative when middle aged men say they hate children. thanks for making that clear buddy the big line of women waiting for you to knock them up will have to find a new loser to covet 1660
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026one thing that always stuck with me from To Catch A Predator is the pedophiles for some reason always said yes when Hansen asked to see in their backpacks. if my backpack was just condoms, a lunchable, and a shovel, i would probably say "no" to that one 11093
Reposted by Mike GinnJames Pitt @sahelanth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The Aztec war god was named Left-Handed Hummingbird because hummingbirds love to fight. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hu%C4%A...en.wikipedia.orgHuītzilōpōchtli - Wikipedia 27110
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026my buddy is interested in getting an air fryer and I’m trying to get him to borrow mine to try it. he thinks borrowing a whole appliance is taboo. I told him all genius ideas are at first 91487
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026going undercover as a conservative manosphere booktok guy. i will target isolated men and put them onto the Le Carre - Graham Green - Kurt Vonnegut pipeline. 5783
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Hanging out with a Canadian who knows so much about American politics that it makes me feel stupid. About to hit them with like a “that Rob Ford huh? don’t u kinda love it when mayors smoke crack?” 6752
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026experiencing a weird symptom of aging. I just got anxious because I don’t know anything about Napoleon. A man my age should know at least a little about Napoleon 232257
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026for real watched Manchester by the Sea last night and right now Casey Affleck is at the same coffee shop as me. So i'm thinking tonight I'll watch Attack of the 50 Foot Woman! 4861
