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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

At least he has a hobby he's passionate about.

Screenshot of a news story that may or may not be real; it is, after all, Florida. The text reads, "A Florida man was arrested for trying to joust a moving car with a pool noodle while dressed in homemade aluminum foil armor."

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

Pope Leo on an airplane, standing in the aisle, holding a baseball bat.

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

You can have my iced coffee when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Punch runs to his favorite human.

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

This site is really cool. You can combine content from multiple platforms into a single interface. Especially useful for people who are on both Bluesky and Mastodon. The app is still in private beta, but I set up my account and created a feed in my web browser. surf.social/discover

Surf is a new, Flipboard-developed open social web browser designed to curate, aggregate, and display feeds from decentralized platforms like Bluesky, Mastodon, and PixelFed, alongside RSS feeds, podcasts, and Threads. It aims to unify the "open web" into a single, customizable feed-based experience.
Key Features and Aspects of Surf:
Open Social Integration: Surf connects to Mastodon, Bluesky, and other ActivityPub-enabled platforms.
Custom Feeds: Users can build personalized, topic-based feeds (e.g., sports, hobbies) and share them.
Unified Experience: It aggregates content from multiple, fragmented platforms into a single interface.
Content Curation: It features "Starter Sets," which are pre-populated curated lists to help users get started.
Multi-Modal Viewing: Offers different modes for content consumption, including video-focused (TikTok-like) and podcast views.
Availability: Currently in private beta for iOS and Android.

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I've decided not to participate in Daylight Saving Time this year. Everyone will just have to work around me.

A woman wearing novelty clock glasses and holding a vintage alarm clock while smiling playfully.

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Ummm... Excuse me, can I help you find something?

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Child prodigy and future rock star.

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

How I feel when someone blocks me...

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Probably cheaper than gas right now.

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

What else was I supposed to use? I left my switchblade in my other pair of jorts.

A woman's mugshot along with a news headline from WFOR 4 News. The text reads, "Florida woman charged after using a squirrel as a weapon in a bar fight."

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

If the Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

🎶 Oh-oh, you think you're something special Oh-oh, you think you're something else Okay, so you got a car That don't impress me much 🎶

If you're trying to impress me with your vehicle, it better be a food truck.

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Forget flowers. Get me what I really want.

A heart-shaped steak in heart-shaped packaging. The text reads, "Most girls on Valentine's Day: Roses, Chocolate, Jewelry, Lingerie. Me:"

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Me: The DOW is over 50,000 dollars. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. Americans' 401(k)s and retirement savings are booming. That's what we should be talking about. Officer: For the last time, ma'am, your license and registration.