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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Hail and well met traveler, what brings you to town today? _______________________________ 🔹The McRib is back!(Lie) 🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten) 👉The McRib is back!(Seduce) 🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)

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Jake Nelson @jakenelson.bsky.social · 14h

I respect Wade here a lot more than I do a coward who wouldn't make that argument. Once my mom and I were looking at standalone freezers at Sears and debating a little too loudly how many bodies you could fit in one. Salesguy walked up and was like "no way. You could absolutely fit 3." Got the sale

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14h

Drake Lindsey x Bobby Hill

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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 10h

New Yorker style comic of a Doctor at her computer talking over her shoulder to a patient in a paper gown sitting on the examining room table.
The Doctor says “No this has nothing to do with your test results. I’m buying a shot gun that shoots bean bags online for when the shit hits the fan in six months.”

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Ryan Mattson @rmattson.bsky.social · 11h

There’s a little free library in Sellwood that’s haunted right now.

A haunted little free library where you can get a glass ghost. 👻

A sign that reads “little free library closed! (Due to haunting) please help with the exorcism (take one ghost)”

The inside of the haunted little free library with cute little ghosts and stickers that visitors can take.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11h

Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌

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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 9h

Jon Gruden resigned as coach of the Raiders after his racist, sexist and homophobic emails were discovered. So he's at the right place.

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 10h

If you can't adopt there are lots of other things you can do to help. Foster, volunteer, fundraise, do a supply drive, sign up for your local shelter's newsletter to find out other ways to help. Remember that volunteering doesn't necessarily mean physical labor - shelters need all kinds of skills!

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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 10h

"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a Republican vote today."

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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 11h

it’s got two gas pedals

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12h

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a year

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Kevin Butler @milesnaismith.bsky.social · 10h

@funranium.bsky.social wanted to make sure you were aware the Dodgers will be offering a Spam Musubi Dog for the playoffs.

Tempura fried rice bun with spam hot dog covered in oyster sauce, spicy mustard, and scallions.

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 14h

Dissent is not tolerated on Bluesky. Discussion is strictly limited to the wokist orthodoxy of the far left flank of the Democratic Party

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 14h

DID YOU KNOW: Minnesota football is undefeated since PJ Fleck anointed himself with the blood of one of his players

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i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 14h

ok it's not the same but it's a start

old man cyclist in basement after easy spin walking towards camera

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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 19h

Happy Saturday

Michael Tracey: “Go fuck yourself”

Jared: “Buddy I would rather drive off a bridge than live the life you make for yourself”

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 19h

Really innovative. Normally with a government grift, you do the ostensibly public service work and get a bribe payment off-stage. These guys are disrupting peace deals by making the grift part of it.

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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 03/10/2026

Busan has a new resident named Bukangi, a shark who started chilling in the canals near the train station a couple weeks ago. The city has been trying all sorts of schemes to gently lead her back to the ocean but she foils every attempt and swims back and forth being admired by crowds of fans.

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 20h

#⏰🐘🧵

A typewritten note that reads

live long enough to shitpost about their deaths.

With a doodle of an elephant

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i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 20h

i am going to use this when ordering food

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roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 20h

The US Democrats need to look at their next Presidency as an endless sprint to obliterate MAGA, every day for years. Until the cancer is gone then there should be no time wasted on MAGA tears or conciliation. Only endless justice and rebuilding the democracy. Govern like every day is the last day.

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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 20h

and in turn making it a normal systems safety problem also means that existing law and regulatory frameworks are applied, and the entire alchemical-occultic frame and the political economy it is aligned with is dropped in favor of treating the industry as other countries across the world have

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