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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 4h

Just realized… House of Hanna Barbera… Where’s Loopy De Loop?

Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My niece asked me to dinner with her boyfriend tomorrow night. I have to make myself look presentable so they don’t worry about me. Right now, I look like a salty sea dog. AVAST!

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I want people to know that I bought a small bottle of Ranch dressing and I don’t remember why.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I guess they’re putting Linus the Lionhearted as part of Situation Animation on MeTV toons. I’ll allow it for Sheldon Leonard and Carl Reiner. Oh, and Ruth Buzzi. That show could never be made now with all of the kid vid rules. All of those characters are cereal mascots.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

At least 2 Oscar’s winners in MeTV toons “Situation Animation.” Ron Howard is in Fonz and the Happy Days Gang and Jodie Foster plays Pugsly in the Addams Family. I’m full of useless information like this and am available for trivia nights.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

WTF was wrong with Lennie Weinrib and the producers of Addams Family to make Gomez sound like this?

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There’s a part of this country that’s WAAAAAYYYY beyond “Ida Know.”

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m going to start doing a professional comic strip for the newspapers. I’m like Bil Keene and shit.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One of my complaints with the Wolverine game is Leech’s voice. Could they not hire an actual child to voice him? He sounds just like it is…a woman trying to sound like a young boy.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I smoked some meat. The soundtrack didn’t cooperate on TikTok, but you know the song pick.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

True that. Screw those stuffy people. I think I lost out on a job in Cincinnati because the La Croix water that I was drinking made me a little urpy in the Zoom interview. It wasn’t like I let out a fucking giant man-belch. It was more of a lightly forced exhale.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My nephew’s dog wouldn’t come when I called him, so I let him sniff around a little more outside. I quietly and casually said, “Alright, come on, dickhead!” and he broke out into a run towards me to go inside. So, I’ve renamed my nephew’s dog.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My dog felt bad for the 3 P’s person and dropped this off for me.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I need to shave before I have to be in a Colonial Penn commercial.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I need to shave before I start yelling at kids to get off my lawn.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What do the actors who star in the TikTok soap operas where rich people hate janitors get paid? I’m only asking because I can be a shitty actor for scale. I’m open.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

None of the people in the Always Discreet commercials are ever discreet. Do what you will with that information.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Dear WB. I don’t care how many times you show me the trailer, I’m not interested in the Dune movies.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“Dumocrats,” to me, looks like a dumbass misspelling “Dumbocrats.” You see? We don’t spell it “dumass,” dumbass.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s so quiet in this theater, my tinnitus is turned up to level 100.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Who’s that idiot waiting to see Endgame Encore? Here he is.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

In the Teen Angel universe, did Juice Brenner become Jaitlyn Cenner?

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels is really terrible and that’s why I enjoy it. I think that it’s mostly because Scrappy-Doo isn’t in it. And what parent lets their teen girl hang out with an unfrozen super cave man to solve dangerous mysteries in a van with a fabricated cave on top?

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I mean, I’m a writer, at the time, I wrote weird interview questions. I knew how to make an interview great. Shitty interview questions trying to be cute thinking that I would fall for their ruse pissed me off.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Back in Brak’s height of popularity, I used to have to do a lot of morning top 40 radio interviews. Mostly, it was nice playing around as Brak taking questions from the “morning zoo” DJs. But there were quite a few times that were some of the most painful interviews that I’ve ever done. 1/3

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I watch Good Morning America…I know… But it begs the question… Is there an entertainment reporter that ISN’T douchey anymore? I believe Leonard Maltin was the last one who wasn’t. GMA’s ones are ALWAYS unbearable and I usually mute and doomscroll when they’re on.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“Tomorrow’s Enterprise” was a really good episode. I was surprised to see an existing character get a few seconds of screen time.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I made some lovely and delicious garlic noodles yesterday for dinner. The side effect? It turned me into Glorious Extrafart and the Miami Fart Machine all night. If I had a partner, the Dutch ovens I could’ve given would have been epic.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That’s some amazing xylophone work on the Snooper and Blabber theme.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I don’t really want to go see Avengers Endgame on Thursday, but I live alone and I get bored and I have no local friends. Shut up.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I tend to think that Jennifer Aniston is out of character in the Skinny Pop commercials.

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