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@malt-skull.bsky.social
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welcome to the jocular grotto

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i don't have any idea which mattresses are good against bowling balls now days. advertisers have left us for dead
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i'm at the combination chiropractor jiu jitsu school
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Festi the small German party boy just ran into the corn maze, we are yelling at him to come back but he only knows the word "party" in english
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 27/06/2024
clowns to the left of me. jokers to the right. jesters as far as the eye can see ahead; tricksters lined up behind. taking a little relief in the fact that underneath me is simply the fresh soil of the sweet earth that birthed us all, but then i look up, and oh no: buffoons
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
me: computer, enhance computer: did you say "end hands"? me: no, enhance! computer: ending hands me: *without hands* nooo *from outside*: noooo
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
oh you got entombed into a wall? how unfortunato
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
wouldst thou like to work remotely?
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
worth translating
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
in finland the triangle mouse stands for an edgelord type of person. they call him “angular fucksatan”
Triangle mouse with text “kulmikas vittusaatana”
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this actually happened to me yesterday. against my wishes they left me enough blood to keep posting
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
live fast die cloned leave two corpses
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
today you will get a taste of my famous "strong style" posting
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the doctor said i have "parkin' sons". damn right i do, six generations of valets in this family
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rebel Wilson to Enter Peace Talks with Regime Wilson
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
human flesh is way too dense for the impending HurricaneWorld. we need to become more porous, to let the air through.
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when your fish, for a lark, gets attached to a shark, that's remora
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i think one of the most interesting wine vintages would be from 1947... made in roswell new mexico!! 👽🍷👽
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
tired of air crash investigation shows, give me reenactments of successful airplane landings, people clapping, the works
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
im the guy they got going through the list of other animals trying to recreate the success of the civet cat & the coffee bean
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 21/06/2024
Concierge: I trust that the room was to your liking. Me: It was fine, other than the... uh... **sotto voce** black crystal obelisk that melts bones. Black Crystal Obelisk that Melts Bones: **hums in tone that melts bones**
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Please stop falling into the big leaf-covered pit in the forest. That is my home. I live between the spikes.
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Robo Justin @justinmatic5000.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Some guy in a tux is trying to cast a spell on the Orchestra
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
[showing a picture of a man with nice hair to my barber] I want you to kill this fucker
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
doctor says my eyelids have worn thin which must be why i see the world through a veiny red haze when i close my eyes
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it's another three wolf moon in a two wolf you
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
how long is it appropriate to wait in the ferris wheel after the power goes out before climbing down the rungs?
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[giving blood] nurse: ok we're all set here *goes to turn off the machine* me: *feebly slaps his hand away* Dont, it's fine, just take it all
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I respect my haters and share their concerns
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
i grabbed drinks with a raven last night and he quoth a bunchh of shit he probably shouldn't have lol
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jims @jims.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
in a groundbreaking, world-first surgery, the two wolves inside my large adult son have been successfully euthanized. he now exists within a never-before imagined frame of morality; operating under ethics free of our lupine duality. what will he do now? i hope he convinces his mother to take me back
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*a tiny mermaid lamplighter carefully reigniting all the anglerfish*
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phil @philjamesson.com · 07/09/2026
guy sitting up in bed and stretching hands over head, grabbing a pull-up bar, and lifting himself into another bed to go back to sleep
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you won’t find me in the khans yurt
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Introducing Fork 2.0! Exciting new cosmetic options, new hand interface technology and quality-of-life improvements such as haptic feedback, VR support and a farming minigame. Terms and conditions apply. Fork is no longer compatible with spoons
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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
HER: would you like to feel it kick? ME: sure HER: *places my hand on her sensei*
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
you ever toss your handful of supplements / pills in your mouth and then have to spit them back out onto your hand to see if you missed any?
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Let me introduce the crew. *points to enormous muscular guy.* This is Big Dog, we call him that because he's huge, ha ha! *points to slim average looking guy* and this is Medium Dog. I'm sure you can guess why! That's right — he communes with the spirits of the departed
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
me not being immune to propaganda is enemy propaganda
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pope Leo III to Charlemagne, Dec 25th 800 AD
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They dont want me down in the ravine anymore. They say im a little too comfortable down there. Theyre saying im too free, too beautiful. Theyre saying ive become a mirror and they do not like what I reflect.
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 14/06/2024
i don't know how to put it, it has a certain, jamiroquai,
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 13/08/2026
One of my dog’s hobbies is looking at me
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
well, so much for that clause. my boss is one hell of a negotiator
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 08/08/2026
there should be 1000 buttons below every post that all do various shit
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
it’s in my contract that you are not allowed to draw and quarter me
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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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I’m a gamer psycho mercenary who will kill you at the drop of a of a hat. And hats drop easy in this fucked up world.
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Keanu_reevebooks @jamesgameboy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
*Alice in chains voice* IIIIIII'm the cat in the hat
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