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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Thanks for your 12-part scholarly reply to my joke about Hitler's dick

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'm annoyed at being irrationally angry at myself today when usually I'm fine with it.

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i need a back scratcher, but it’s small enough to stick in my ear so i can scratch my brain

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tWoTcast @twotcast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Catch us live tonight at 830 EDT as we discuss more of Robert Jordan's World of #thewheeloftime! @singwithtaffy.bsky.social will be there. Shouldn't you?! #wotskies www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVIT...

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The Big White Book (Part 18) Shara! - tWoTcast episode 488

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This probably isn’t the one, The New Yorker.

NEW YORKER CAPTION CONTEST

IMAGE: person in a middle airline seat between two little pandas; an air attendant speaks on the intercom.

MY CAPTION: "If you're between two pandas, I'mma need you to go ahead and swap into the aisle seat so the endangered animals can bang."

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Swedish restaurant called The Swede Spot

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

me: we’re being reamed by neutrinos rn colleague: don’t say it like that

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Typical Sunday. Read the Bible to my cat and spilled nachos on my sex cape

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

her: did you know makeup expires? me: *spits mine out* WHAT

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Gemini: Your life is like a game of Monopoly. You don’t fully understand the rules and it seems like it will never end.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

CHECK OUT TODAY'S SPECIAL EDITION OF SORROWSCOPES WHICH IS BASICALLY THE SAME AS THE OTHER ONES

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 03/10/2026

"You guys know anything by Black Sabbath?" "You know we do!"

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

*a farmer who is a ghost from the time of the Dust Bowl watching SpongeBob* “That boy has rickets,” he’d say

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 28/01/2026

I have three books for sale: My National Parks, Explain THAT, Science!, and Unbelievable History. On my book info page it shows where you can get them! geekysteven.com/books

Book covers for My National Parks, Explain THAT, Science!, and Unbelievable History

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it's called a wig maybe you've haired of it

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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 01/10/2026

*BLASTS YOUR SHIT AND RIDES AWAY ON MY AQUATIC HOVERBOARD*

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

billion dollar idea: a horse crossed with a wiener dog so more than one person can ride comfortably and also if you fall off it's not very far to the ground

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tWoTcast @twotcast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hey, we're live in two hours discussing more of Robert Jordan's World of #thewheeloftime! Come hang out with us and @singwithtaffy.bsky.social! See you soon #wotskies! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ampv...

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The Big White Book (Part 17) the World After the Breaking! - tWoTcast episode 487

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s actually my 27th rodeo—I fucking love horses!

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Moving from summer to fall is a significant shift. Time to put away my swimsuits and get back to mysteriously haunting a crumbling abandoned lighthouse

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Airplane Intercom: This is your Cap'n speaking. Oops! All berries

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why say it's Duran Duran watching critters on YouTube rather than say it's Squirrels on Film?

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taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

vex the humans in your gene pool and place of employment by opening a portal to a neutron star

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Matching speed with an ice cream truck doing 70mph on the highway and leaping onto it with a cutlass between my teeth

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you wanted a skeleton in your yard for Halloween, you should've put a body out to decay 3 weeks ago

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gemini: Stop wasting precious time and energy hating yourself. Let others do it for you.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026

*sneezes* oh my bad *peels the wet zyn pack off your forehead*

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/10/2024

The interview was going great until my puppet started screaming

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I hugged a tow truck driver yesterday. Not sure why. He was not prepared

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 26/09/2026

if i were writing the greek myths icarus would have died sucking the sun's tiddies with wax lips

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

🎵Mr milkman Milk me a man🎵

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

bored? depressed? got holes in your knickers? consider plotting an underpants heist!

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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fish biscuits in a snap! Fishquick™ "America's Worst Breakfast"

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 26/09/2026

I hate that we have multiple cowboy-themed states when space-themed is obviously far superior

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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Seen today- a dental cow and a rice yeller

Device in the dentist's office that looks like a grey plastic smiling cow's head. Idk it's purpose.

Control tab on a zojirushi rice cooker looking like it's a yelling mouth with tongue extended

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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

one thing I learned from military service is it's difficult to use War Pigs by Black Sabbath as a running cadence but not impossible

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Don’t mistake my kindness for rabies.

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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 14/01/2024

COP: do you know why I stopped you ME: is it related to my crimes

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i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

hey you guys, should that doomsday clock just be spinning like that

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Yelled “Is anyone here a doctor?” on my flight and then said “congratulations” to the guy who responded

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/09/2024

One time I was combing my beard and a Steely Dan cassette fell out

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