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Gen X. Domesticated. Gringo. Well read. Bad memory. Partial to good and excellent things and not shit that sucks.

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 8h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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OP Peanut Butter Success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social · 9h
Taking my kids to see Snarky Puppy. Pretty excited to have them see a show with some real finely tuned craft.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15h
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23h
Love when an animal beats extinction. Mf said don’t back me into a corner I’ll have fuck my way out of
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 22h
Broke up with my medieval bf because he keeps placing pennies on my eyes anytime I sleep more than 4 hrs
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ChrisO_wiki @chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 18h
1/ Another AI-generated video falsely depicting Russian 'control' north of Lyman has been publicised by disgusted Russian warbloggers. It's part of a "plague" of AI "neurocontrol" that prominent warblogger Rybar condemns as "inept, half-baked information warfare". ⬇️
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If the last 15 years of work on things like MH17 and chemical weapon use tells me anything is you'll need a lot more than mere evidence to change the mind of any denialist.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 23h
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22h
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 22h
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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merritt @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
can i say something about the canadian blood services vein access sweatshirt without everyone getting mad
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OP Peanut Butter Success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bunch of new bots for me to post at this week!
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
remember when doja cat told elon he looks like he was "drawn from memory" 😭
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a kitty I sculpted
Polymer clay sculpture of a stylized roly-poly cat, seated with one paw raised
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you’re either listening to music with me or you’re listening to music against me
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck it, I'd play stupid games for stupid prizes. I got time.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someday happens when you least expect it
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“taste the meat, not the heat” i whisper as i stick my dick into the toaster oven
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A gloryhole, but for someone to talk to
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
George Costanza leaning against a car trying to pull off the bad boy look
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HR says I need to stop referring to my coworkers as mortals. This feels like discrimination against high deities.
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026
Fewest women I've ever seen in a single event space, and I cover comic conventions for a living.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i wish i were wrong and hope to become wrong in future
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
an AI themed cocktail is when the bartender dumps a bucket of water on your feet and then says "You're absolutely right to question why I dumped a bucket of water on your feet" and then shows you a fake photo of your naked sister. it costs 270 dollars.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
type of name you get when you're adopted by golden retrievers
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wonder if Bigfoot’s mom makes him brush his teeth like mine does.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jesus returns but he falls in love with pro wrestling and forces everyone to call him Dr. Jesus because he’s a man of faith and science but that’s just his in-ring gimmick he’s actually super MAGA like many pro wrestlers.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Might fuck around and do unto others as I would have them do unto me
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i found a hidden room in my hidden room
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My sister knew how to do something on the thermostat that I didn’t know so I’ve started calling her “The Hacker” and “Microchip”
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[venus bringing a moon to a job interview]
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the evenings she would look to the horizon for a distant sail, waiting in vain for a lover who would never return, one ivory hand draped over the balustraded railing, the other holding her phone aloft, trying to get more bars
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AI actress Tilly Norwood has released a new shirtless photo that reveals a totenkopf tattoo. I hope you're all ready for this whole song and dance again. 😞
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At work, a woman quit unexpectedly but it’s okay because we both owned a really similar shirt and it’s a pretty small office so that’s resolved.
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 26/09/2026
protecting kids online is important, but age verification laws also spell the end of an online anonymity so many of us rely on to express ourselves while staying physically safe, emotionally healthy, and employable. honestly, if anyone ever found out i was really hillary clinton it'd be so joever.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/09/2026
what in the fuck is going on
display of cinnamon toast crunch with a grotesque new Mascot close up of the monstrosity, a leering piece of cereal pulling a vile, bug eyed face
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OP Peanut Butter Success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every so often someone posts some panic about how the robots are going to do all the work and all I can think of is, y'all, the robots can HAVE the damn work! The robots doing all the work is the single coolest thing ever invented!
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Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What do you guys think is in there
A big ugly facade with a painted sign reading SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
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