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Acting the Fulemin

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I am here to complain about the Toronto Maple Leafs and societal decline

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
on the plus side they're better than last year, on the negative side they're losing to the habs, who you will never convince me are actually good
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's important to separate the art from the artist here and recognize both the art and the artist suck
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would like media that only ever reinforces my ideological perceptions in the most tediously didactic way possible rather than seeking to either entertain or challenge me, and will pass this off as insightful criticism.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
in a shocking development, @ashrivats.bsky.social and I have done an emergency podcast about the Marchenko-Knies deal soundcloud.com/back-to-exci...
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Episode 230 - Kirill Marchenko for Matthew Knies Trade Reaction
We discuss the Matthew Knies / Kirill Marchenko swap, whether we like it for the Leafs, and what we can expect from Marchenko [1:51] What the Leafs lost in Matthew Knies [18:42] What they received in
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't say I like the shape of this so far but let's hope the full trade is better than I expect
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtu.be/UwuFaM5MABI?...
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Jeopardy! THEME SONG [1 Hour]
YouTube video by FlippinFlamingo
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my theory at this point is that "third spaces" is the "kitchen table issues" of this mini-discourse. its a term that evokes diffuse associations without actually saying anything
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Each day on this place I must make the perilous journey from politics ("the Canadian Imperium will reign for seven millennia") to sports ("inject Bobrovsky with Benjamin Button serum")
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
he's trying desperately to get on this issue and lie about it as much as possible before it's clear in the public mind. if Carney's serious about going ahead with this he needs to define it for the public
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
earnestly: this is a good case for youth sports
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
every time Pierre Engvall becomes available again
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Tik Tok Kombucha Girl Meme Reaction
Alt: tasting kombucha reaction
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
every few days i see a funny thing where the undertone is "by the way we're teetering on the edge of a full epistemic collapse :) haha :)"
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this was a good, funny, well-acted movie with the big caveat that I did not buy that the core reveal or anyone's reactions to it made sense
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My only other comment on the NYT list is that for the longest time I thought it was so annoying how people went on and on about The Wire. We get it. American decline etc etc. Then my now-wife got me to watch it and it turns out everyone's right that it's the best show of all time
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't have a problem ranking 30 Rock as the 8th best TV show, it's one of the funniest shows ever, but "rigorously structured"? The show has tenuous continuity and barely makes any sense. It's a sitcom done by sketch writers who only care about doing bits (which is why it's good)
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Leafs Predictions That Will Inevitably Look Silly In Some Direction -McKenna 42 points -Matthews 44G-37A -Raddysh 14G -Bobrovsky .901 -Tanev misses 35 games and is a defensive fifth D otherwise -Team makes WC2 and gets bounced in six games Round 1
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Sens hate the Habs more than us now? Jesus. Real "what have you done to me lately" world we live in
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
After due reflection: oh baby
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i feel like about 11% of people enjoy this but for those 11% it's legitimately the funniest thing they've ever seen
the TV show Stella, starring Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, and David Wain
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At the risk of seeming uncanadian at this critical time: Schitt's Creek felt like they tried to write a sitcom with two jokes an episode and filled in the rest with vamping and Warm Feelings
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you know say what you will about the Quebec separatists, at least they had some grounds for complaint at one point
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
some preseason thoughts: 1. Do you think if enough of us do it we can get commentators to start calling it the preason
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Warmington is one of the dumbest columnists ever to get published but it leads into what's probably the biggest and worst question of our time: what do you do about the right relentlessly poisoning the information environment
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Genuinely pathetic to screech about the word mandate as some kind of grave slight. More Americans voted for him than any other candidate and it got him control of the government. Less powerful countries have to live with that reality, regardless of self righteous hairsplitting
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ryan Leaves
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The CPC are gonna run the ugliest campaign against EU association you've ever seen. Real convoy shit. AI slop of migrant boats swarming Newfoundland. Alberta freaks will claim the EU will turn their pipelines gay and Danielle Smith will say parents have legitimate questions about the gay pipelines
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They're Connor Hellefuycked
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
every other post on the TL is like "I really have to hand it to Macklemore. His music sucks absolute shit. It's the worst goddamn sound this side of hell. I would rather get my fingernails pulled out than attend the concert he's been prevented from performing. But again, really principled."
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love watching The Americans, a brilliant and complex TV show that loves finishing half its episodes with the most excruciating protracted needle drop you've ever heard
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He's right. I've been wearing a beret for months now
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it's the weekend and you're in your late 30s so you know what that means www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL4m...
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Arctic Monkeys - One Point Perspective (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Official Arctic Monkeys
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i do enjoy the determination of half the posters on this site to explain What It Was Like After 9/11 to an audience of people who are universally 38
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@crushingbort

"Yesterday you were 3 Chainz and now it's 5 Chainz," Janet cried. "Where does it stop?" 8 Chainz frowned. "13 Chainz doesn't have time for
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is the kawhi trade formalized yet
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Sam Ottewill-Soulsby @samottewillsoulsby.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Screenshot from a Tumblr post by user pillow-princeps:

'Day 1 as a Third Century Roman Emperor and the shitheads at the mint have found eight unique ways to misspell my name on all the coinage despite me sending them the drafts of my designs that I've been working on since I was 12

Day 2 as a Third Century Roman Emperor and I have been fatally killed.'
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Pencil on paper. A man in a sweater leans out of his apartment window with his hand on his heart and yells out for everyone to hear, “There’s music in my heart again.” A woman leans out from her window a floor below him and says, “Sing us a song, sweater boy.” Artist’s note: I was emerging from a long stretch of moodiness when I made this one. For a moment, I was sweater boy.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Should a friendly (democratic) admin manage to take power, we have to state we're investing in our own security and we have to develop nukes. We can't live indefinitely like this each time there's a Republican admin. They can hit us financially but we have to set the price of war too high for them.
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grapesmoker @grapesmoker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
we actually have to destroy the alt-health industry in its entirety, much like we also need to destroy car dealerships
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i think the only solution here is for Canada to become the global reserve currency. works for everyone.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the trophy is going to be a swordfish in a puddle
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
People are too down on bland three-minute office conversations. Aww, you had to talk about the weather to signal rapport without social risk in a professional setting? You had to trade cliched jokes about coffee? Your ancestors died so you could work in an air conditioned environment
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No desire to dogpile the poster, just in awe of a perfect discourse nuke. I respect the form
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i will say this for Sens fans: they, like us, recognize that their team are at core hilarious failures. they, like us, will attack any other opposing fanbase for dunking on their team the way they do themselves. it is as it must be.
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Patrick Damp @synonymforwet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i'm sure i'll be crucified for this but the result in the Kawhi case really concerns me. my lifelong goal is to be paid huge amounts of money for no discernible effort
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's incredible the amount of push behind this man nobody likes and whose constituency couldn't fill a movie theatre. Every three months there's a story about him to lay groundwork for a primary run where he'll poll 6% and drop out after news hampshire
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
not to sound too Doomery but they are very openly preparing to steal this election and it's not clear what force is actually going to rally to stop them. so i hope, you know, something does
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