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Gen X. Domesticated. Gringo. Well read. Bad memory. Partial to good and excellent things and not shit that sucks.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2h
Murdering a tree so that ghost dogs have sticks they can actually pick up
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OP Peanut Butter Success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social · 24m
I know a number of Washingtonians who would be soooo happy about it.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16h
i'm sorry, but Nixon had a political adversary named "Dick Tuck?????"
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 16h
when you need that lil extra hit of gravity, nothing beats the floor
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OP Peanut Butter Success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social · 3h
I really don't think you can do that without annexing the land in between. You wouldn't want a satellite state sort of situation.
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 9h
It’s bullshit that throwing uncooked rice at people is limited to newlyweds.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 4h
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 4h
Jeremy Herbert
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 9h
i finally found my way out of a corn maze for this?
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 9h
aw cmon babe, like i've told you a thousand times: i love you warts and all. just because i can't think of any other specifics RIGHT NOW doesn't mean i have a "wart thing"... i clearly said the other stuff is good too
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 6h
would you like that with or without a hint of irony we do both here
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 7h
That's why
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 7h
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OP Peanut Butter Success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social · 5h
🏅
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 19h
i bet Icarus burned the roof of his mouth
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 19h
Watching the movie The Craft in 1996: I should learn witchcraft Watching the movie The Craft in 2026: I should buy more candles
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 18h
Accidentally toggled brain to dark mode.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 17h



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 7h
the origin of good posts
Edward Gorey, Message from Beyond 

a group sitsxat a table peering up into the dark where a disembodied arm proffers a written message
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 6h
She's a 10 but she lures sailors to their death with her enchanted song
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OP Peanut Butter Success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social · 16h
We only have the biggest lumps of green putty in there don't we folks. Big lumps, strong lumps, the greenest anyone ever saw.
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Debra's Astrophotography @debraceravolo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even though Saturn is 1.26 billion kms from Earth, this beautiful planet was as close to Earth as it gets this year making it appear big and bright. This is called opposition, which happened last night (October 4th). I used my 16 inch telescope. #astrophotography #astronomy #saturn
Planet Saturn at opposition on October 4, 2026. Rings are brighter than usual because they are reflecting the Sun's light while at opposition. Taken with a 16 inch telescope.
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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 19h
Arranging 129,000 individual ferrotype images to make the world's first authentic found footage western.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 23h
What to do if your friend is sad
1) DRESS THEM
IN A COOL
JACKET
2) REMOVE THEM FROM THE PERSON OR LOCATION THAT IS MAKING THEM SAD
3) LOWER
THEM
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INTO THE PIT
"farewell"
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OP Peanut Butter Success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social · 17h
The Magna Breakfastcarta
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 21h
my multitudes are anything but contained
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This user is a dead body @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 19h
saying “smells like someone keeps farting in here, do you guys think that could be a clue?” multiple times while doing an escape room
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21h
Ballpoint pen and colored pencil. 

At the top of the piece we see the delicately drawn branches and leaves of an apple tree. Just beneath the tree limbs, a bat is flying with one of the green apples in its mouth. This is when the morphing begins, reader. A sequence of 13 drawings show the bat morphing into a teeny witch (with completion of the morph around drawing #9). The morphing creates a spiral leading us to the center of the page where the little witch is running towards her basket filled with apples. It’s likely she’ll re-morph into a bat again and the morphing pattern will continue.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 18h
ohhh you guys I outlived two more of my sworn enemies today
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OP Peanut Butter Success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social · 17h
Some skeets you kind of just have to be there, you know?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21h
An even bigger avocado called Hoss Avocados
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 21h
*seductively helps hamburger*
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 22h
Potato would never make you cry or betray you. Be more like potato.
Potato
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OP Peanut Butter Success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social · 21h
Been fucking with Mk.Gee here lately
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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the white house but filled with haunted guys telling you about george patton
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/10/2026
say what you will about nordic cinema. no matter which country, no matter what genre, setting, or tone, you're all but guaranteed to be made witness to some of the most beautiful, luxurious looking wool sweaters ever put on the silver screen
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pukin Feingold Maryland, Baltimore Passenger Lists Index, 1897-1952
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All good things are a little out of tune
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Harry Genders United States, Census, 1900
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If a kid’s melting down, you can say some shit like tears are good. Now you’re gonna grow & blossom even more when you’re done. They don’t look at you like stfu lady, but instead like you’re sensei. Now w adults—you gotta slap em around a bit
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23h
Wilt thou not eat thy pizza crusts?
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 05/10/2026
Kent State GunPoop Girl is currently cheating on her husband (a MAGA influencer himself) with a member of a pretty popular legacy “scene” band who is absolutely not right wing
Kent State GunPoop Girl is currently cheating on her husband (a MAGA influencer himself) with a member of a pretty popular legacy “scene” band who is absolutely not right wing
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21h
"I'm just trying to get my life together." -Guy ahead of me in line buying pants
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OP Peanut Butter Success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social · 21h
Have seen this connected to that balloon operation in other outlets.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Home is where the heart takes it’s pants off immediately
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Neil Stenhouse @nstenhouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"No fat plumbers, no shy guys, no birdos, no goombas, no turtles, no cloud boys throwing eggs. Just Warios."
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