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can i say something about the canadian blood services vein access sweatshirt without everyone getting mad

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there is only one major kind of business today and it is stripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society to buy more money before the world ends

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here are my top 9 v tubers who shaped me: -baby tittymonster -doopy doop batmom -normal steve -scrungo childbreast -the vtuber formerly known as 'dragonpants' -racehate janice -[unintelligible high pitched squealing] -inugami korone -jungulo succubus, crusader for greater serbia

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people keep talking to the computer like it's a person that remembers things and not just a probability machine. it's been several years now of "you're right, that's on me. i shouldnt have erased your hard drive" and they're still surprised when it happens

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Regrettably, I Find That I Must Reject the Left www.patreon.com/merrittk/posts/regrettably-i-i-170717499/

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merritt @merrittk.com · 27/09/2026

thinking about that brief period in 2007 when i was spending my very limited money on whatever fuckass NES and turbografx games they were putting on the virtual console just because of the novelty

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if youre mad about the lesbian bar story becoming a spectacle for people to gawk at then tell your friends not to talk to journalists. everyone involved in that story agreed to be in it

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merritt @merrittk.com · 27/09/2026

hm. being in artistic/media spaces, which tend to be left-leaning, has convinced me that left-leaning politics are dominant in the culture now. i see that i must adopt the ugly aesthetics and moronic, evil politics of the right in order to be "punk rock"

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warhammer demon names khorne: bloodskull 'the skull' skullblood slaanesh: lusciousa, the forbidden hole tzeentch: [unpronounceable bird noises] nurgle: goopy poopmeister, fartmagus in queef

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hey im a plumber in the warhammer world. its not a bad gig for the most part, just a little hard on the ol' knees. oh and there was one time a guy shit up his bathroom so bad a poop demon come out of the turlet

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ohhh my daughter JVC-TM1400SU, she is so beautiful

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EVERYTHING IS FAKE www.patreon.com/merrittk/posts/everything-is-170652203/

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the quality of the CIA's work is really diminishing lately... sad to see

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merritt @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026

"star wars is still a profitable corporate-owned intellectual property for children"

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my gf and i threw a queer event last night that was basically just a meetup at a bar (no cover, not shutting the bar down) and the extent of our promotion was just sharing a flyer on IG and our local events listings. over 40 people came. you can just make things happen, it's crazy

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merritt @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026

i’m sorry, but if you bring an knife - or any edged weapon at all - to a gunfight, you’re disqualified. it's not hard, people

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merritt @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026

i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay

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i have a theory that anywhere from 50-90% of what causes people to go insane about hasan is that he's handsome and in good shape

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r/nostalgia post: does anyone remember pokemon? it was like a game where you walked around and fought wild dogs and birds

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[proudly] i dont know my address or phone number. in fact, i dont know my own name. ive replaced that extraneous information with important thoughts about crazy bones

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hello please consider joining my newsletter for funny articles and jokes, i need money for dog medicine (dont have a dog just like the taste) patreon.com/merrittk

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he's reforming the ninja empire in heaven now

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one of the funniest things i ever saw in the heyday of the feminist blogosphere was a serious response to the concept that everyone eventually becomes disabled saying "actually not everyone becomes disabled, because some people die violently very young. it happens everyday"

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i changed my mind the moral of the boston globe story is it's crazy that the newspaper is writing about niche intracommunity drama. i still dont think any organizer/business owner should give obvious wreckers oxygen but probably we shouldnt give stories like this air either

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wrote about my experience of being assigned masc in Taipei. they say "wherever you go, there you are," but being perceived in a different context can open you up to new self-perceptions www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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the moral of this story is that if you build anything "for the community" people will make it their sole purpose in life to utterly destroy you because you represent the closest thing to power they can lash out at archive.ph/2026.09.22-1...

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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

going forward you should assume that any video which neatly and cutely supports your views about the world is AI-generated

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im going to jam this little freak into a blender like the mom in Gremlins

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