iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 4h

As a kid when I first saw Wayne’s World I was like, “that’s what I wanna be when I grow up”

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 4h

Rooster dreamed that he was at the Super Bowl and Michael Jackson was the half time show performer and MJ pulled Rooster up on the stage to dance and I think Rooster and I need to lay off the late night music video binging.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 4h

Time for work! Gary renounced his college eligibility, tossed a foam basketball into the trunk, and notified the league of intentions to go pro.

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kristabellerina @kristabelle.bsky.social · 4h

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 12h

I estimate I start about half my sentences with “Sorry” Sorry, I’m working on it

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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 12h

I remember when I could remember, those were the days.

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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 11h

Relabeling dissociation as going “no contact with myself” IS better branding, to be fair

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 10h

mesmerised by the call of supernatural subtleties drawn into a web of captivating complexities a world between dreams of perpetual possibilities

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 9h

When I think of something to say you’ll be the last to know.

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 4h

Coworker calls Thursday Little Friday which is cute but I only like Big Fridays

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 5h

one fun thing about having a teenager is going to bed at night with half a gallon of milk in the fridge and waking up to no milk in the fridge and the cereal is also gone

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 5h

I finally refilled the bird feeders. I can hear the cardinals out there singing about their breakfast now.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 5h

Add a photo you took of something good

A monarch butterfly dancing on a pink and yellow flower.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 5h

"Orgy of violence" is my least favourite phrase because it contains the two things most likely to ruin a buffet.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 5h

2+2 hasn't been 4 for quite some time now.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 4h

@ my Nana’s I’d fake sick 2 watch her crochet, play solitaire & annoyingly tell her moves 2 make, watch our soaps & eat saltines but she knew when I’d fake & be like “you can stay, but we have to go guard the Eucharist” & I’d be like “maybe I feel a lil better now 2 go 2 school”

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 13h

I always sing in the pocket. It's a big one.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 12h

gonna get a massage table and modify it so i can lay down face first and use a laptop

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 11h

Ok. Good night

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 11h

It was time for bed. Probably 3 hours ago. Gary drew his sword and quickly dispatched any thought of making good decisions.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 11h

I have incorporated a daily applesauce at work moment. I am neutral about this self-imposed trend. It also requires me to bring a spoon back-and-forth which is a downside, though I try not to dwell. This concludes my workday update.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 12h

We bow to each other and imagine more. Respect reaching out, tendrils of respect, tentacles to look up to, tangled fire hoses flailing around spraying admiration. But it is cool that we barely move, no fuck ups

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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 10h

I can write with my finger in the air and see the writing. Even if it's cursive.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 7h

If they can make a chamber to pull poison out of my body to save my life why can't they make one to pull the trauma from my genes for the same reason? My umbilical cord is still in my baby book if you need an unaltered template. This makes sense. Science words.

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Tiki Moon🌙 @tikimoon.bsky.social · 5h

Woke up at midnight, is it 4 AM already? Hair appt, package pick up at Ulta, & I have BIG PLANS to compliment everyone I see today. I’ve been struggling as of late, & if I can unexpectedly put a pop in someone else’s step, maybe I can ease their struggle. That’s all I have the strength to do rn.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 4h

Embrace the crazy. It isn’t going anywhere

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 14h

First off, Fourths Roast has mee feeling weak in the belly and the synarthroses. Second, this dadgum hamster has been infused with Jackie genes. It's metal and climbing time

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 14h

Next time I reunite with my gf in the grocery store I'm gonna say "I will always find my way back to you"

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I'm confused. How much is it per plex again?

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 14h

Ok, grab your kazoos.

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ceej @ceej.online · 15h

not taking your poll. nice try. you just want to steal my thoughts

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 16h

Sorry, embracing my mortality gets me all worked up.

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Vermelha da Paz @pazluz.bsky.social · 16h

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 14h

Burned my tongue and it wasn’t even for pizza

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 15h

Frog made a fresh pot of tea. He sat down and began a story.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 20h

carefully folding up my last shred of patience and putting it in my pocket with a gentle pat as i quietly murmur to myself i will definitely need that for later also when i typed shred of my phone suggested evidence as a following word so i don't know that probably means something

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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Oh sure AI bots can emulate personalities and appear like real people but can they [hits send on unfinished post while]

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 15h

THE ONLY WAY EVIL IS GETTING IN HERE IS BY KNOCKING POLITELY ON THE DOOR AND ASKING TO BE LET IN. HI EVIL, YOU'RE LATE.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 15h

REACTION: Guy named William who once drank beer with Sheryl Crow at noon on Tuesday in a bar that faces a giant car wash hears "All I Wanna Do" for the first time

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 16h

in order to conjure up an air of mystery i will henceforth be referring to my hot flashes as el niños

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 14h

Don't you DARE make me choose which mouse I am: I am the city mouse AND the country mouse.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Yes, yes your breasts are splendid, but can you tell the difference between a rock and a clam with your quahog rake?

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I don’t think I’m funny at all. These posts are cries of pain

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 22h

They’re always running when there’s pushback

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20h

I’m often low-key concerned I’ll hit send on a post about bigfoot erotica at the same time our prez declares martial law or something

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18h

In a vulnerable state after molting my old computer, waiting for the new one to fully harden

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/10/2023

Sometimes a tennis ball will just roll into the room, unexpected, no backstory

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20h

Here in Mass, our bowling is candlepin bowling. You don’t get fitted for a ball or put your fingers in grody holes. Finesse is for the weak. You hold that fucker like a grenade and chuck that shit as hard as you can. There is deadwood in the gutter.

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 17h

In fucking Bruges watching In Bruges

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