iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 13h

Astral projection isn't real how could you know all that? And you take out your little notebook journal and begin dreaming the facts, naked people in the margins to get all witness ass. Again. Why do ass words wake me in public with no credibility on

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

according to a review of my late night online window shopping, it appears my cat narrowly avoided being a nun for Halloween

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 23h

Sometimes my wife catches me in the kitchen whispering a version of the argument we just had but with me winning.

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sun calling to me like a siren

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Where do I get me one of them spells where you fall asleep until true love rescues you with a kiss?

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'd forgotten how sexy Mother Nature's curves can be.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I visited Intercourse, PA, and let’s just say it did not live up to my expectations.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm pretty stellar as long as no one asks too much of me.

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Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Answering the vet's questions in a way that will lead to the lowest bill possible.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

thanks but if i need advice i will google it to find the relevant information likely contained in a reddit thread that i will then screenshot forget to read and delete in the not too distant future

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 16h

This coupon for a free pizza is just begging me to use it

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

there's this supplier who comes to visit us like once a month and he always brings doughnuts and i don't even know his name but hats off to you doughnut guy you are the best

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me: Hey gas tank, check out the prices on this pump. Gas tank:

A gas tank opening that resembles a shocked face.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the weed store guy told me I didn’t look a day over 47 yay

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If a kid’s melting down, you can say some shit like tears are good. Now you’re gonna grow & blossom even more when you’re done. They don’t look at you like stfu lady, but instead like you’re sensei. Now w adults—you gotta slap em around a bit

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have to tell you all, I started the week with a bottle of patience, but the bottle is almost empty now.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Back that ass up like it has scientific evidence behind it

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just randomly agreeing to do stuff because I don't think I'll live long enough to follow it through.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If, when the future comes, we gotta load what we want into our brains, would you still load me into your brain?

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

hi ho, hi ho it’s off to buy giant bags of various grains especially oats because I like them best I fucking go hi ho

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Eyes are a liability under certain conditions."

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I keep chipping away at the essence of surround sound and all these flashing terms and values are out of wack. There's absolutely no way to make sense of the gamma interferons and interleukins at the same time

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Pretty much always “hot and bothered” these days but not the good kind

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Have to plant all my milkweed pots for winter hibernation this weekend which involves a lot of digging. Plotting how to Tom Sawyer my way out of it.

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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

One of my favourite books is called “It was already on fire when I got here“

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

yolo eat that raw batter

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

flame grilled dreams and expectations

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The babadook store called but I don’t know what they said, I’ve completely blocked it out, I’m sure you’ll be fine

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Your outie is charismatic, intelligent, and sociopathic.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

To the thoughts I'm cooking that came all that way just to improvise a recipe, I have a proposal. Let's retrace your patterns on an apron. Mom's thoughts always said "If you can't embroider it don't consoider it"

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me at some concert: sing some shit I know

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I fear I may not be loving you all from afar enough.

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i used to flirt a lot, i still do, but i used to too

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

May your pie in the sky hit you square in the eye.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A search warrant, but for my coworker’s common sense.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

thinking I can be funny sometimes is self care

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm fading away gracefully as fast as I can.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The only way to look good getting out of a hammock is to wait until it's dark.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It was just too late to return your broken heart at the amazon counter inside your whole foods so I left it there amongst an array of whole foods, and it was healthy again. But still needs the normal store

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yeah I hear voices but they're not yours so no witty banter or coffee or dinner or monogamy or maybe having little voices of our own someday, just unrequited I'm the special one to do crazy alone things

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i never correct people when they say i’m aloof bc that sounds much cooler than clueless

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the intoxicating perfumes of spring flowers blooming freshly mowed lawns water spraying out of a hose garden beds coated in manure wait scratch that last one

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Former NFL/NBA/MLB national network sportscaster here: Gambling has absolutely fucking killed sports. RIP

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

People who think marriage is a deep commitment that’s hard to get out of are obviously too young to remember the Columbia Record and Tape Club.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

me: why can't you just play along it's not like you have to actually do anything just stop being such a pain in the arse my boot laces:

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Some people want to be buried when they die. Others want to be cremated. Personally, I think I would like to be brought back to life.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Selective hearing is a trait my father passed on to me and has proved instrumental in getting me out of many undesirable conversations.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bro, you can’t always be that horny. Go outside and talk to the birds instead of your dick

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