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Papito

@papito.bsky.social
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Papito, just a tiny daddy in your phone. Widowed in May ‘23. Used to punch people for money. Now I take care of parks, occasionally paint stuff you can buy. He/ Him. RockChalk. I hang out with @katsch a lot

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 16h
yeah the party starts at 9 but we're not cutting the big newton until 10:30 so come thru whenever
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harpy @harpy.party · 19h
i need to come up with an asinine take on ai so that i can be popular on social media
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Long ago the four lokos lived in harmony
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Lu, The Honored One @onereality.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
CHAT TLC…..why cant I holla at you from the passenger side of my best friends ride?
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SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 07/10/2026
🎙️🐜: bro bro my exoskeleton tho? 🎙️🐝: ugh! the worst 🎙️🐜: the worst!! 🎙️🐛: awful, man, awful 🎙️🦐: talk about it! 🎙️🐛: 🎙️🐝: wait.. 🎙️🦐: ?? 🎙️🐜: are you even a bug, bro 🎙️🐛🤳: i just looked it up, he counts 🎙️🦐: yeah, man. chill 🎙️🐜: my bad, my bad 🎙️🐝: we just.. i mean.. 🎙️🐛: it’s a ‘podcast, ya know?
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Lin Manuel Miranda is the new Homer” is an uncomfortable truth I’m afraid we must bear
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i'm still mad about that post thats like "humans
USED to be able to memorize long epic poems, but we no longer have Bards so our memories arent as good" boy shut the fuck up. a good chunk of people i went to high school with had the entirety of hamilton memorized for fun and they weren't even autistic.
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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today sucked. But here’s Saturday with us having a blast at the Portland Night Market
It’s Pepito ( the little daddy in your phone) and his gorgeous fiancé, Katheryn.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I wouldn't have talked to you anyway." - my out of office message
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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oregon desert
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On the bright side, it was the first time in weeks he didn't think about how much his knee hurt.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Any USB port in a storm
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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is fantastic. Good stuff
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A lot
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Coup Otter @therealjimsanto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
R.I.P.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s okay to date the school shooter if he’s hot.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do you think somewhere a parent is homeschooling a kid with the express goal of making them the greatest sports gambler ever
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(watching the sound of music) bro young Maria was a PROBLEM
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all available evidence pointing in the direction of banning adults from buying pokemon cards. you have to wait outside the store and bribe a child to buy them for you now, like a teen trying to get a bottle of smirnoff
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
found a new type of guy
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AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I
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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One billion times
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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ha.
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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s not me. I promise
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Henry Winkler on one of his famous Idaho fishing trips. The photo has been doctored. Instead of a trout he’s holding Miss Idaho who is dressed like a trout.
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cargo shorts? No, car go longs. That what car for
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Guys we need to all do our part to prevent monks from hiking. Remember, only you can prevent forest friars.
Monks praying in the forest
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You could not possibly guess how long this thread is
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cloudy day in the canyon
The only road into an international dark sky park in North Central Oregon Lonely old barn in a quiet, beautiful place. Cottonwood Canyon State Park, Oregon
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 11/09/2026
twenty five years since my dad woke me up hollering, "quick! turn on the TV, nine eleven is happening"
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 11/09/2026
i bet laying on a hot dog roller at the gas station feels amazing
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 31/08/2025
there should be some kind of trick or treat element to 9/11 imo
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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I love this one.
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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
On 9/11 I was playing the coin drop thing at Denny’s in Kennessaw GA. I’d just won a Gland Slam! When the first plane hit and the manager refused to honor the win “ because of everything”. Fuckin guy still owes me breakfast. #NeverForget
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
25 years ago yesterday, Aqua Teen Hunger Force debuted on Cartoon network 25 years ago tomorrow, passenger jets flew into the WTC towers and the Pentagon coincidence? I think not
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 10/09/2026
trying to look like i’m still enjoying myself even tho my social battery ran out ages ago:
a leather chair that looks like it has a face. the eyes are beady and slightly sunken in and the mouth looks pursed and maybe in a slight fake smile. it just overall looks like the chair is disassociating lol
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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It was quietly a sort of perfect album that hold up way better than a lot of “cool” bands from that time.
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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Absolute Unit
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 08/09/2026
when you think of all the humans who've lived over tens and hundreds of thousands of years, it's so sad to think how many of them never got to enroll in an MBA program, or be employee of the month even once
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 08/09/2026
i bet all those hunter-gatherers ever really wanted was a really chill boss
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tempted by the fruit of another (country, wherein which I will not get violent diarrhea and die from eating it.)
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 07/09/2026
spending $450/mo on hulu cus they finally let me bundle my health insurance
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/09/2026
COP: So, Mr. Reacher- REACHER: Lemme guess. 22 years on the force. Divorced. She left because you cared more about the job than her. Now you spend one night a week with a stripper and tell yourself that's all you need, but on the inside- COP: -Uh, we pulled you over because your tail light was out
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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We had a door like that and I never opened it. Figured it was probably something like this
Magic Dwarf bodybuilder or a leprechaun in a thong hiding in a dark room behind a tiny door
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
setting up a debate booth in the charlie kirk memorial corn maze neck hole
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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m planning on organizing one of those roving bands that eat people
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Mariah Scary 👻 🎃 • #ProtectJho @dopegirlfresh.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026
Got a rejection letter first thing this morning. 🥴 Sitting at $825/ $1500. I have to get another $250, at least, by Monday.
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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In this house we believe in Pluto
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