Reposted by Papitoamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 16hyeah the party starts at 9 but we're not cutting the big newton until 10:30 so come thru whenever 31048
Reposted by Papitoharpy @harpy.party · 19hi need to come up with an asinine take on ai so that i can be popular on social media 092
Reposted by PapitoGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Long ago the four lokos lived in harmony 736492
Reposted by PapitoLu, The Honored One @onereality.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026CHAT TLC…..why cant I holla at you from the passenger side of my best friends ride? 28024
Reposted by PapitoSCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 07/10/2026🎙️🐜: bro bro my exoskeleton tho? 🎙️🐝: ugh! the worst 🎙️🐜: the worst!! 🎙️🐛: awful, man, awful 🎙️🦐: talk about it! 🎙️🐛: 🎙️🐝: wait.. 🎙️🦐: ?? 🎙️🐜: are you even a bug, bro 🎙️🐛🤳: i just looked it up, he counts 🎙️🦐: yeah, man. chill 🎙️🐜: my bad, my bad 🎙️🐝: we just.. i mean.. 🎙️🐛: it’s a ‘podcast, ya know? 59320
Reposted by PapitoMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Lin Manuel Miranda is the new Homer” is an uncomfortable truth I’m afraid we must bear 1546059
Papito @papito.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Today sucked. But here’s Saturday with us having a blast at the Portland Night Market 3100
Reposted by PapitoJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"I wouldn't have talked to you anyway." - my out of office message 08317
Reposted by PapitoJ. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026On the bright side, it was the first time in weeks he didn't think about how much his knee hurt. 1014115
Reposted by PapitoUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 27/09/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 032
Reposted by PapitoStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s okay to date the school shooter if he’s hot. 23956115
Reposted by PapitoRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026do you think somewhere a parent is homeschooling a kid with the express goal of making them the greatest sports gambler ever 81076
Reposted by PapitoMatt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026(watching the sound of music) bro young Maria was a PROBLEM 2484
Reposted by Papitogeoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026all available evidence pointing in the direction of banning adults from buying pokemon cards. you have to wait outside the store and bribe a child to buy them for you now, like a teen trying to get a bottle of smirnoff 1035959
Reposted by PapitoBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Cargo shorts? No, car go longs. That what car for 717153
Reposted by Papito🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Guys we need to all do our part to prevent monks from hiking. Remember, only you can prevent forest friars. 3525252
Reposted by PapitoAlex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You could not possibly guess how long this thread is 7321
Reposted by PapitoUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 16/09/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 062
Reposted by Papitomindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this 491777432
Reposted by Papitolydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 11/09/2026twenty five years since my dad woke me up hollering, "quick! turn on the TV, nine eleven is happening" 0212
Reposted by PapitoJames @james.tarnation.lol · 11/09/2026i bet laying on a hot dog roller at the gas station feels amazing 1351090
Reposted by Papitospooky cannoli @boner.ink · 31/08/2025there should be some kind of trick or treat element to 9/11 imo 719235
Reposted by Papito Papito @papito.bsky.social · 11/09/2024 On 9/11 I was playing the coin drop thing at Denny’s in Kennessaw GA. I’d just won a Gland Slam! When the first plane hit and the manager refused to honor the win “ because of everything”. Fuckin guy still owes me breakfast. #NeverForget 1174
Reposted by Papito~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/09/202625 years ago yesterday, Aqua Teen Hunger Force debuted on Cartoon network 25 years ago tomorrow, passenger jets flew into the WTC towers and the Pentagon coincidence? I think not 8326
Reposted by Papito(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 10/09/2026trying to look like i’m still enjoying myself even tho my social battery ran out ages ago: 237481
Papito @papito.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It was quietly a sort of perfect album that hold up way better than a lot of “cool” bands from that time. 110
Reposted by PapitoNate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 08/09/2026when you think of all the humans who've lived over tens and hundreds of thousands of years, it's so sad to think how many of them never got to enroll in an MBA program, or be employee of the month even once 17717
Reposted by PapitoNate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 08/09/2026i bet all those hunter-gatherers ever really wanted was a really chill boss 0111
Reposted by Papito🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Tempted by the fruit of another (country, wherein which I will not get violent diarrhea and die from eating it.) 99113
Reposted by PapitoJames @james.tarnation.lol · 07/09/2026spending $450/mo on hulu cus they finally let me bundle my health insurance 29919
Reposted by Papitolauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/09/2026COP: So, Mr. Reacher- REACHER: Lemme guess. 22 years on the force. Divorced. She left because you cared more about the job than her. Now you spend one night a week with a stripper and tell yourself that's all you need, but on the inside- COP: -Uh, we pulled you over because your tail light was out 231907138
Papito @papito.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We had a door like that and I never opened it. Figured it was probably something like this 010
Reposted by Papitoillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026setting up a debate booth in the charlie kirk memorial corn maze neck hole 514121
Papito @papito.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I’m planning on organizing one of those roving bands that eat people 000
Reposted by PapitoMariah Scary 👻 🎃 • #ProtectJho @dopegirlfresh.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026Got a rejection letter first thing this morning. 🥴 Sitting at $825/ $1500. I have to get another $250, at least, by Monday. 11033