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Andrew Tobolowsky

@andytobo.bsky.social
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Full prof, biblical studies, but in a cool way. Author, dreamweaver etc.

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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 1h
Hegseth sure talks big for a guy who is badly losing a war
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 5h
My finger is pretty messed up from shooting too many jumpers but I think we can agree its worth it
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 19h
in the gloaming
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 20h
Why would anyone else be blamed
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This by the way is the thing I (as a religious studies professor) find most chilling about Trump's new rule, I honestly wouldn't be surprised to see Dems agree with it, including Dem governors
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Fuck"
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m dying over here
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't understand how other Cowboys fans aren't bored out of their skull by Dak Prescott. How long is being mid interesting, we're a decade in
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So Justin Verlander pitched like two games this season?
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@marxgbaker.bsky.social I forgot i had a medium page, that's useful
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wooooo
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What is Lincoln's assassin's favorite holiday
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't mean this in a bad way but I not only never want to see Dwight Powell again I want them to do that MIB memory wipe thing
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had to get my sukkot shots in
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Congrats to Mari, a middle bronze city state on the upper Euphrates
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is why the most frustrating conversation you can have on a college campus is with boosters maundering about how everyone is going to need it. It doesn't matter! Even if they need it, it doesn't mean that it's useful in a history classroom specifically! That's a different question!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Since I was young, I've been fascinated by the way that normal people have been suborned into this capitalist project without applying critical thinking to it. Then it was learn to code, now it's AI, same shit, different day. The thing about it is:
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have no idea what I'm talking about but it's interesting to think about what would have happened if both El-Sayed and Hong had won, where the latter seems to have had a lot more red flags for a GE candidate. They were attacked the same way, and their margins were almost the same in the end but
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People don't always recognize it this way but this is another front in The Problem with Moderate Politics. People earn moderate credentials by refusing to take a stand on which set of ideas is better but most of the ideas that are not "allowed" on a college campus are provably wrong
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Austin J. Benson @austinbenson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm watching Supergirl which is just as bad as people said but I think a big part of the problem is just making it about aliens. It's too confusing to keep track of which suns people have or try to remember how strong kryptonians are supposed to be in other places
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My patrician told me Phoenicians keep eating his consuls so I asked how many consuls he has and he said he just goes to Fields of Mars and has a dictator for elections send him a suffect consul afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding consuls to Phoenicians and then Two started crying.
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I swear there was a Scrubs episode, though I can't find it now, where without Carla checking him Dr. Cox's ego spirals out of control into megalomania and while Trump's started out basically there, that is also what we did in electing him a second time
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Even given Bret Stephens, Douthat etc., sort of surprising that MSN is having Justin Martyr write editorials eh @drewjakeprof.bsky.social www.msn.com/en-us/lifest...
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is their argument that there has been Obamacare fraud really going to be that people didn't use it
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Harvest Möön @toytowns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
so you're saying
Sheen holding up the tablet: THIS IS A NEWLY FOUND CUNEIFORM TABLET
teacher:
SHEEN.... THIS IS THE 7TH WEEK IN A ROW YOU'VE SHOWN TREATY OF KADESH IN CLASS
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes it's like find parts of a DIFFERENT treaty man
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When your jumper is wet
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump being Trump is always good for an approval rating below 40 but I do think a big driver of his lower numbers is that he has no idea that the supposed threats he's obsessed with are only even preoccupations for a small group of conservatives, most of them exactly his age
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Working on some jokes
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Part of what's so frustrating about this moment is that if there is anything good that can come out of Trump being elected a second time it is only that it is an opportunity to really make clear how venal and terrible he personally is and hang that around their freaking necks -
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Neither of these fine gentlemen need me to add anything, but both important points. I do not think it's delusional to institute some of the left's preferred solutions, which are typically better than the right's. I do think it's delusional to think the average prsn will share the left's compassion
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jokes on you it's the Horn of Valere
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am honestly still mad that no VA legislators have said anything about the referendum that threw out my vote basically since it happened
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is how I learn there were six of em
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Messing about
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Erin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One goal for 2029? Let’s see if we can get the Oval Office back to
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm not a you can't trust the polls guy, and I do understand why we're addicted to them but I just don't see how anyone still thinks they're consistently accurate within 2-3 points, so that a close lead in a september poll means that one candidate IS winning and the other IS losing.
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I do think that if Talarico wins it will be for the same reason that Doug Jones won, it is still JUST possible for a Dem to win a red state when the worst possible person is running against him
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This movie is one of the best movies I've ever seen
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I thought the Nikole Hannah-Jones piece was really interesting and that in itself is refreshing. I think we're all kind of trained by the internet to read everything through the lens of whether the choices made are Good or Bad via moral absolutism, someone making a different choice -
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nobody in my family was a professor when i was growing up, though that changed when a couple of my older relatives became professors as a second or third career, but I had the not so uncommon Jewish privilege that everyone was a doctor or lawyer so I knew you were supposed to
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i pledge my sword to the politician who just says: let’s leave trans people alone, i don’t know or care what a hasan piker is, and i condemn the genocide in gaza. stop hiring consultants that make you say weird stuff that nobody likes.
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still true
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They're TOO ABSTRACT
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