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Alex

@theunorthodox.bsky.social
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Love cats and metal. Hate bigots, fascists, and abusers. He/him. ACAB Free Palestine 🇵🇸

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 5h
if that skeet don’t eat it’s ok to yeet
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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 5h
Just a little over ONE WEEK until the first RiffTrax Experiment hits RiffTrax dot com! You can pre-order them all right now: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...
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MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments (Digital Bundle) [PRE-ORDER]
Thank you to the more than 22,000 Kickstarter backers for making these episodes possible. Click here to see their names, so you can thank them, too! Now (pre) available for the first time—all four
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the #1 song in america is Pee by janice toilet
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 13h
my bones are wet from swimming in my blood
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Red Reporter @redreporter.bsky.social · 5h
what time is the Reds game
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 7h
Dr. Fuckbucket
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 8h
shitposting hard or hardposting shit
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 7h
That's the name of the doctor. You're thinking of Frankenstein's Muenster.
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 7h
shit rockets
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 13h
the Charmin bears kicked in my door and mocked my family's assholes
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Gordon Skramzy @gordonskramzy.bsky.social · 8h
Michael Tracey makes $38 more than I Hope You Suffer if anyone would like to sign up so we can make more than this dumb piece of shit. Get a shit ton on bonus episodes and know that money is used to support queer horror filmmakers and podcasts and shit. www.patreon.com/c/ihopeyousu...
Michael Tracey's patreon, showing he makes $138 a month lmao
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Big Trouble In Little China (1986) @bigtrouble1986.bsky.social · 8h
This is Jack Burton at the Pork-Chop Express and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.
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Fiery Chord @fierychord.bsky.social · 8h
I just remembered this, and it made me laugh, so I'm sharing it.
youtu.be
Doomsday Diarrhea Disaster (feat. Carcosa)
YouTube video by Peepeepoopooballsectomy - Topic
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 9h
i push my fingies into my 𝘌𝘠𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘚𝘚𝘚𝘚𝘚𝘚!
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 8h
“Queen Latifah played second base for me one time.” - John Kruk, unprompted, out of a commercial break.
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
baky more like braky
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 12h
“For less than 30 cents a day, you can make a difference in a trans journalist’s life “ sound byte Patreon.com/junorylee
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Any time I feel like I'm having a bad day at work, I'm going to think of this hapless bastard.
Brownshirt operative takes a pepper ball in his fascist face. Oops.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10h
Can we normalize landback?
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 11h
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 13h
give Black women money 💸💫
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Sean Padilla (He/They) Will Write a Good Song About Anything @seanpadilla.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
As of this repost, I’m @ $100/200 needed ASAP so that I can buy groceries and pay my Internet bill. If I can get 20 subscribers @ the $5 tier, I can make it happen. I plan to post a new custom song (“Hire Brian”) and start recording another one this week! 🎶❤️ #HelpFolksLive2026
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13h
10,000,000 smutty jokes we could be doing with "facial recognition" and we're too focused on how the surveillance state is garbage to get our shit together. what happened to us, bluesky. somewhere in his private cabana at Plato's Retreat, Alf is crying hot, sticky tears
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 13h
i lost a few subscribers on Patreon my Patreon is filled with lots of extras, including music playlists from me, lists of the video essays ive been watching, video game journalism, and so much more please consider signing up i promise it's a good deal patreon.com/junorylee
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 13h
Wraithstorm, featuring members of Judicator, Owlbear, Transgressive, & Soulmass (@allieinchains.bsky.social @218vt.powerupwithpri.de @thel8299.bsky.social) returns from a long slumber as a melodic death metal band with desperate urgency, intricate melodic counterpoint, & apocalyptic themes & vocals.
wraithstorm tape mockup
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 15h
Why are people so loud
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Toxic Rogs Pumpkin @stev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Welcome to shitworld!!!
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 17h
[redacted]
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 17h
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do you have feelings? big feelings? feelings about the news, the world, men, fraternities, institutions, and the very concept of consequences? let them out. call cornell's office of student conduct and community standards. leave a voicemail. leave three. (607) 255-4680 #Cornell #RapeCulture
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Eddie Vedder with a speech bubble
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maxwell largeman 🪷 @dad.franklinstower.online · 23h
butt cookies
two large sugar cookies that baked into each other
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Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 22h
Late night bump, would love to get groceries in the morning #MutualAid #HelpSky #MABoost #TransCrowdFund 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️
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👀
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Lee-uh @feistyfeminist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cornell frat rapists
Cornell graduates (rapists):
Matthew Ingalls
Diego Sarabia
Winston Lee
Scott Kretzschmar
Scott Norris
Gillio Lopes
Jonathan Newell
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch
the monster in The Fly the same actor playing the scientist at the beginning of the movie
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 28/09/2026
Save a homeless trans girl
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Retired Mascots @retiredmascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Piggy Piggy Snax 1964-1974
A cannibal pig wearing a chef's hat and apron and cooking lardons with a frying pan, drooling as he inspects a piece. Taken from packaging for Piggy Snax Fried Pork Rinds, sold in Honolulu, Hawaii.Drawing of a can of Piggy Snax, with Piggy presenting a pan of lardons
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tsal is out of coffee ☕️ @tsal.outof.coffee · 28/09/2026
I haven’t heard from Britt in almost 24 hours, but I know she’s still in need, as the goal to stay indoors wasn’t met. Please help, if you can! Any amount! Please share if you can’t!
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Dr. Jess Hebert @jesshebert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
stop using AI flyers Stop using AI flyers STOP using AI flyers STOP USING AI FLYERS We're not coming to your event, you look stupid, and we lose all respect for you
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Dorothy Zbornak: Knock It Off!
Alt: Dorothy Zbornak: Knock It Off!
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
DENNIS
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anyway what if we ____ all the ____________ to _____ with large sticks
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Sgt. Bilbo
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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ground control to Captain Ron
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rasputin has done more good for Mormons than Karl Marx. Full stop.
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 28/09/2026
Please send tips And also please manifest my cat doesn’t have cancer This is my wife’s cat and she’s so important to us Please manifest us Please send tips Please help me
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Loki has been in a bad way for the last several hours & I’m taking him in for another urgent consult. It’s looking like he needs bladder surgery so I am boosting this again because the prospect of losing him is something I can’t handle. Please repost this GofundMe so I can help my sweet boy survive.
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