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I'm editing next week's THOUGHT SPIRAL episode and @andykindler.bsky.social didn't get a Rumpelstiltskin reference. So I guess things aren't as Grimm as I thought.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I like to walk into a job interview with a Shamrock Shake. I really have to ace it or I have to wait another year to try.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I like to walk into a job interview with a Shamrock Shake. I really have to ace it or I have to wait another year to try.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Must get Moose and Squirrel!

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Got a question for #TestShow465 - leave it here by tomorrow (Friday) 9am.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Got a question for #TestShow465 - leave it here by tomorrow (Friday) 9am.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Leave it to Tommy Tuberville to touch the furred rail of politics.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Leave it to Tommy Tuberville to touch the furred rail of politics.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

He's either screaming like a madman at someone or he pulled a quad standing up.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Football was fun, but this was by far my favorite of the short-lived Mattel Electronic Handheld Game era.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Well despite my 35 year insistence I would never watch it, I have now seen "Manos: The Hands of Fate" for the first and only time along with @frankconniff.bsky.social and @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social. You'll be able to witness that viewing and all that was said during it by year's end via The Mads.

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Rebecca G. Aguilar @rebeccagaguilar.com · 23/09/2026

A+ joke from exactly a year ago.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Either way, pull my finger.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I had a couple walk out early in my show on Saturday night because, according to the manager, the guy said "I'm not going to watch some fucking Jew." Fair enough, but to be that anti-semitic yet still buying a ticket to see a guy named J. Elvis Weinstein just seems like bush league hate.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

He has Gout. He’s a Cop. GOUT COP! Ebook available NOW at Dumb-Industries.com. GOUT COP!

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Twin Cities: @itsthebrandi.bsky.social & I went to Acme Comedy Co. to see @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social and @frankconniff.bsky.social do standup tonight and it was a great time. Excellent jokes, fun stories, frank discussion of bodily functions. Go see these comedy pros this weekend if you can.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

In an effort to acknowledge the crumbling of the entertainment industry, the city of L.A. has made it a misdemeanor to ask anyone "What are you working on?"

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

In an effort to acknowledge the crumbling of the entertainment industry, the city of L.A. has made it a misdemeanor to ask anyone "What are you working on?"

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"And then two fireman picked me up and whisked me away from Ground Zero." "Oh my, Commander, what did you do then?"

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"And then two fireman picked me up and whisked me away from Ground Zero." "Oh my, Commander, what did you do then?"

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The first thing I remember being scared of as a child:

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

One of these naps it'll be a Ratzo Rizzo scenario.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The DEA inspects vegetables better than the FDA.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Even syndicated television is abandoning the constitution.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

There's never been so many tennis players that I like the same amount as each other.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Even syndicated television is abandoning the constitution.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I would have guessed Lil was his legal name before Durk.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The DEA inspects vegetables better than the FDA.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

One of these naps it'll be a Ratzo Rizzo scenario.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Give Trump a break for falling asleep at the Pentagon 9/11 memorial. He was up late administering an election fraud oath to a half-full arena in Texas.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Next week, Minnesota. Along with @frankconniff.bsky.social Tickets here: acmecomedycompany.com/shows/09-16-...

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

We're back! Leave your question for next week's show here by 9am tomorrow. #TestShow463

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