geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 13mshould probably get in the habit of dropping a rare felt-cute/cut thirst trap at any hour other than "uk office lunch break" 0100
Reposted by geoffreyCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 29mColdest take in the world but ten years on, Emotion and Emotion Side B are still both perfect albums. 2455
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 58mthis is the ideal salad ingredient ratio. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like 3341
Reposted by geoffreygeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 22/10/2024i actually do think a major problem with salad culture is that we've decided it's supposed to be like 50% leaves and 50% everything else. this is false. it's like 33% leaves 33% the filling stuff 33% flavorful fixings 1314
Reposted by geoffreyThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 1hI love how "based" means the equivalent to being Pat Buchanan or something on the right 3564
Reposted by geoffreygeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 16hmy cleverness was never meant to be applied to grave moral crimes. it is for enchanting handsome men 3404
Reposted by geoffreygeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 16hborn to be a charmingly louche little f word, forced to moralize on the internet 2381
Reposted by geoffreyghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 2hbecause it's a facially and formally neutral rule that nevertheless does racism 1043329
Reposted by geoffreyAnthony Edwards @edwardsanthonyb.bsky.social · 5hBreaking news: The Earth is getting rounder agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/... 2621347
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 2hhonestly after three nights straight of bad sleep on a 90 degree day i fully expected to crash out after five minutes on the bike so i am happy just getting something on the board today 😌 (kinda looks like i crushed it but my heart rate is just elevated lol, i assure you i did not) 160
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 3hi do not know who the antisemitism squirrel is and i am very confused by people talking about them as though i might 5310
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 6hthe majority on the georgia state election board are traitors, criminal violators of the public trust, enemies to a democratic republic, and they will be for the rest of their lives 1383
Reposted by geoffreyTim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 13hI want to believe that someone at the Times knew what they were doing here. 101000149
Reposted by geoffreygeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026[slaps the roof of the united states] this baby can fit so much Gender 411623
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 7hoh the government torture lawyer has thoughts about acceptable forms of violence 1483
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 16hborn to be a charmingly louche little f word, forced to moralize on the internet 2381
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 18hdon't at all mean this as comparable to what women experience but as a kid who adopted women's jeans before skinny jeans for men were a thing i am pretty familiar with what adult men will say to someone they think is a teen girl from behind and it was pretty illuminating 3300
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 18hi am desperately calling for france and germany to call this play. two years is not a long time, and republican voters are very stupid. do you remember how quickly "freedom fries" went away? they are even stupider and more short-sighted now than then 2405
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 18hanyway sorry for complaining publicly about annoying, antisocial behavior on here but it is my pressure release vent for not being too mean to the people who do it individually 060
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 21hi was looking for a specific other thing to comment on but this is very stupid. just a fundamental misunderstanding of how music is made. i would be ashamed to even mull over an opinion like this 5372
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 21hthe president of the united states says racisms i as a white man with a racist grandfather have never even imagined. i had to work backwards to try to understand the stereotype here and i'm not at all confident i landed on it 1483
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 22hi mean it won't change any part of the calculus of my vote but this was a stupid answer lol 1281
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 22ha post with a sufficient number of likes turns into a random word association game where everyone decides it means whatever their four favorite words in it suggest to them from the swirling aether of their minds 4828
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 23hice, cbp, and dhs are disappearing people, beating them, depriving them of their rights, torturing them, and sending them to unstable countries they have never been to and have no way of finding safety in. we know all of this. if she did knowingly abet his escape from that possibility she is a herocbsnews.comFormer Ann Arbor nurse accused of helping ICE detainee flee hospitalA former Trinity Health Ann Arbor Hospital nurse is charged under a criminal complaint after she allegedly helped a man who was detained by the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement to flee the hos... 16920
Reposted by geoffreyChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 23hIt's hard to fathom that, let alone be OK with the fact that, the six people who allowed tonight to happen will start hearing cases next week, the outcome of which will affect us all. 181753317
Reposted by geoffreyBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nashville Banner reporter Steven Hale, describing how prison officials kept drawing the curtain to hide how badly they were botching this: “A lot of this execution — or attempted execution, whatever it was — happened when we could not see what was going on.” 681694600
Reposted by geoffreyMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That's where I've been for a while. We can't even reach questions about the death penalty itself because we fail essential predicates such as "fair and consistent criminal justice system" and "reliable death penalty verdicts that leave no reasonable doubt" and, as shown tonight, "humane execution." 181320264
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no 423132763
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026[slaps the roof of the united states] this baby can fit so much Gender 411623
Reposted by geoffreyKieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 28/09/2026Of course, one should bear in mind that correlation does not equal castration. 411816
Reposted by geoffreyMartha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Upside: Voting in California is really easy. Downside: We are asked to vote on far too many things, an absurd number of things, all of which are confusingly presented on purpose. Our State Representatives are basically mascots since voters do everything themselves. 2407
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026so it turns out my evening news choices tonight are the california gubernatorial debate [see attached] or an interview with rahm emanuel 7542
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026oh jesus christ what do you mean the (singular) california gubernatorial debate is tonight 2322
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it remains stunning how hungry this supreme court majority is for executions 3251
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026because it's impossible for anything in the republican party to be merely incompetent OR corrupt, sure looks like trump admin conspired with senators schmitt and grassley to set a perjury trap for smith, but after trump doj warned that it wasn't ready for primetime schmitt went ahead with it anywayms.nowEric Schmitt was warned about the Jack Smith texts. He used them anyway.As Republicans on Capitol Hill try to figure out how Eric Schmitt’s bombshell fell apart so embarrassingly, it turns out he was warned that the texts were unvetted. 1222
Reposted by geoffreyWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all. 423753883
Reposted by geoffreyMaggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The 988 suicide prevention hotline's Press 3 option — which provides specialized services to LGBTQ callers — has been restored more than a year after the Trump administration shut it down. Confirmed by HHS and the office of Senator Tammy Baldwin, who led on legislation that forced its restoration 3433101049
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026hauling this one out again, this time for los angeles! 3304
Reposted by geoffreyrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 13/02/2025any song which might be described as a "cuckold anthem" is a banger. (robyn's "dancing on my own," tame impala's "the less i know the better," don henley's "boys of summer.") 6225115
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026never were there two fiercer, fitter, definitely not weirdo warriors 2261
Reposted by geoffreySusan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 30/09/2026To recap: three GOP-led states that wanted the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade in order to "send abortion back to the states" are now asking the Court to strike down abortion protections in blue states 124511134
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not to elide the litany of bigotries in this speech but the way this creep moves is so weird 4292
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i wouldn't say i'm totally convinced by the california billionaire tax proposition but man said billionaires are absolutely blanketing us with ads against it, functionally arguing against the concept of taxes in general, and i've gotta admit i'm catching it negatively polarizing me 2664
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026pete hegseth is going to become the first secretary of defense to be impeached since the 1870s — incidentally, back when the title actually was "secretary of war" 4754