SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 16/09/2026i use to really like that movie Her with that one Joker dude in it. but nowadays when people talk about AI, all i imagine is that goddamn ukulele he play in bed to his cellphone and i get so so mad 0140
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 16/09/2026i think it’s fucked up you can’t order a pizza and have the delivery drive you home. but there’s 50 apps that’ll do one of those things poorly, and 50 more that’ll do the other thing worse 1190
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 16/09/2026this lady got mad at me cuz i said Oppa was just their fuckass car in Avatar, so she tryna hurt my feelings saying that Plex ‘DoeSnt count’ in Yo Gabba Gabba! 060
Reposted by SCOM⛅️an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I need everyone to stop what they are doing and watch the trailer for the game Serious Bigness. Shit looks so good. It's like Legally Distinct Kaiju x Katamari Damacy and it feels like it was made just for me. Can't wait for a demo Seriously, the trailer only has 140 views, which is criminalyoutube.comSerious Bigness - Gameplay FootageYouTube video by Serious Bigness 1158
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 15/09/2026everything is pre-owned, idiot. that’s why you fuckin’ buy it. idiot. 0210
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 15/09/2026reading all the books in the gray series - Picture of Dorian Gray - Gray’s Anatomy - 50 Shades of Gray - and the Grayps of Wrath 0220
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comAustin Powers WhyAlt: Austin Powers Why won’t you die? 0140
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 14/09/2026hey. i love you. faded from the from anesthesia and sedatives rn., ask me anything. tell me what is for dinner? 13490
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 14/09/2026a podcast is kinda like an audio book for people who hate reading altogether 0190
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 14/09/2026WILL SMITH: HaHAH you know we already made a Men in Black 4, right? ME: yeah that one didn’t count tho WILL SMITH: (starting to notice) is there even actually film in that camera? ME: eat the goddamn spaghetti, Will! 2141
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 14/09/2026contrary to popular belief: you can definitely practice Santeria without the crystal ball 1180
Reposted by SCOM⛅️jims @jims.bsky.social · 13/09/2026yanking my parachute ripcord, a tiny man brimming with self confidence and a can-do attitude pops out of the 'chute bag. "don't worry friend, i'll get us out of this jam!" he yells over the rushing wind. we slam into the ground at terminal velocity 320050
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 12/09/2026Post Office: name? Burger: Burger. Post Office: address? Burger: Burger. 0150
Reposted by SCOM⛅️SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 29/01/2026kindness is overlooked i use to work in a hotel. we were overbooked and i had to check in a client. never forget this man’s name. Richard William Dick. he was upset, with the dilemma and threatened me with fisticuffs — to which i did the kindness of pointing out his given name was Penis Penis Penis 1285
Reposted by SCOM⛅️jims @jims.bsky.social · 11/09/2026you, an uncouth dullard: been on that 9 to 5 grind. 9 beers and 5 pussy, amiright fellas me, the earl of donningham shire: this shape will not fit my heart. how am i supposed to ascend when the key and the lock are at odds? fetch me another stable boy, and be quick about it! 3593
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 11/09/2026all jokes aside, 9/11 is the best day to remind people that Christmas is only a few months away. and that Halloween is even closer! so put in a time off request at work. and if they deny that? send them another one 1211
Reposted by SCOM⛅️SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 11/09/2025sometimes i forget 9/11 is real and not just the plot of a Captain Planet episode 2151
Reposted by SCOM⛅️SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 17/07/2025[JAY-Z FREESTYLING] [SEPTEMBER 11th, 2001] [THE BLUEPRINT JUST DROPPED] JAY-Z: —focus on my C.R.E.A.M, yeah, i fill the bank like MILTANK// lil rappers feeling DROWZEE with the way they get they DREAMS ATE uh POLIWHIRL with the crown i don’t care about real-estate! FAN: didja hear ab— JAY: yeah 0151
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 11/09/2026Sabrina Carpenter has achieved a lot with music, what with being a teenage witch and all 1180
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 10/09/2026girl, if you don’t put the animal crackers in that goddamn soup 3332
Reposted by SCOM⛅️SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 08/08/2026it’s fascinating. approximately 75% of Americans refuse to learn Spanish, yet 3 quarters of Americans don’t understand fractions. we ran a similar survey asking Americans if they were able to identify this gentleman, and not a single person could do it. have you seen this man? and to what capacity? 4313
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 10/09/2026smoking on that shit that makes you go “RUUuuddy!!! the chalk!! ya gotta draw something!” 0110
Reposted by SCOM⛅️SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 06/03/2026[staring up into the maw of a beast, a festering lot whose face is composed of those it’s slain a thousand times before. it is most certainly prepared to kill me] creature of unknown origin: S̶̢̨̡̡̨̢̛̛̛̛̳̘̭̟̝̩̖̪͔͇̯̙̞͔̣̩̙̼͕͓̭̲͍͍͖̻̮̪̝͍̣̘̩͈͓̯͓͎̳̭̘͉̹̺̖͍̟͓̠̗̝͉̼̠͎͔̤͙̜̘͖̩̘͙̠͍̝̺̯͔̠̺̬͇̦̰̲̗̻͓̟̩͇̩̱̙̗̺̩͍̟̳̱̩̣̳͔̯̰̬̹̞͗̎̾͛̂̏̌̀̌̾̆̏̑̄̏̐̋͌̐̐͌͊̽͑̊͐̂̌́̂́̎͐͛̔̈́̿̍̔͒́͊͒͆̍́̔̓̑̉̅͑͆͂̿̈́̽͗̃̂̿͒́̀̇̈́͊̈̿͊̾͐̅͑̑͑̃̾͐͆̃̾̃̍̍̚̕̕͘̚̕͘̕̚̚͜͜͝͝͠͝͝ͅC̷̛̛̛̻̮̺̟̠͈̹̦̲̲̩̙̲͕̳̳̙̭̏̏̍̾̈́͐͛̉͒̇̓͊͆̓͐̉̑̒̃̎̏̒̏̄̆͑̃̉̎͂͘̕͘͝͝͠͝ͅƠ̶̬̻̪͕̝͍͉̞͇̟̙͙̹̦̺̙̯̫̹̘͓̺̻͖̘̺͕̰̥̹͖͎͈͙̏̔̓̂̋͗̾̿̊̆̈́̑̔̿̓͋͋̀̊͒̅͌̄́͑́̍̽̃́̅̋̃̿̈́̍̃̋̈́̇͋̒̾̽̂̀̎͒͗̕̚̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅM̸̛͖̭̲̝̪̠̺̯͔̫̬̬̦̲̣̑̽̌̽͗̎̉͐̍̑̿̐̌͛͆̊̈́͑̉̄͒̋͑̂̐̐̆̈́̍̔̋̄̊̏̈́̓͋̅̾̀̃̀̿̀͆̏͒͑̔̋͒̀̈́͘̕͠͠!̸̡̢̧̛̛͚̬̥̟̝͖͓͉͎̻̥̩̣̰̟̘̲̻̪͓̘̱̠̯͇͔̗̬̳̅̇̍̽̐̋͐͑̀̽̀̎͌͋̓̓̔̈́̂̐̌̀̀̉̋̄̆͆̾̃̔͘̚̕͝͝͝͠͠!̶̨̡̧̧̡̡̨̛̛̫̯͎̖͕̩͓̠͍̯̦͚̺͙̫̻̮̼͇͓̪̱̠̪̭̝̲͈̪̫̭̯̭̻̼̦̺̙̺̪̯̬͚͖̫͉̝͇͈͈̥̞̝̟̖͍͓̖̗͕͎̱͍̰̠̮̮̗̘̟̫̬̬̖̟̭͕̯͚̼͇̱̹̜̳̝̦̥̪͚̳̰͒̊̃̀͌̑̆̃̏̀̔̂̊̅̊́͋̄̽̈́̽͋̏̈͊̉̎̃̒̄̈̒́́̑̈́̀̓͂̊́̈́͑̿͒̈́̐̽̈̋̆̋̎̓̌͌̉̈́̓̆̃̌̈́̿̔́̓̒̈́̃̊̽͂̑̀̕̚̕̕̕̚̕͝͝͠͠͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅ!̷̢̧̡̢̛̛̛͔͓̺̞̤̩̺̫͙̣͚̗̠̦̜̮̲̲̱̱̜͚̹̖̦̼͕̱̲̹̪̭̞͙̺̙̤͓͙̞͔̦̦̰̯͈̤̜̫̪͇̲̬͒̌̔̔̿̇̌̾̑̆̐͆̄͒͐̄̂͑̏̑̓̈́́̏̿̍͑́͌͌̊͒̈́̃̇̎́̑̒̍̂̍͑͒͛̒͆̉̉͐̽̑̾͑̈́̇̾̒̽̄̀̈̓̿͗͐́̌̇̇̔͆̔̇̐̀͂͋̏̍̈̾̒͛͑͛̈̈́̔̌͑̕͘̚͘̚͜͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅ me: oh shit! whattup, lil bro? 1354
Reposted by SCOM⛅️Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hows about you go smooch yourself 032
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 09/09/2026CEO OF IDIOT INC.: i’mma normal guy. immanormal. normal like you., i put my pants on one leghole each in the morning EVERYBODY: shitttup CEO: we’re integrating doody in all your pants! it’ll be the future., pants that poop themselves. yes. they’ll talk to you about poopoo! EVERYBODY: fuck you 0141
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 09/09/2026i hope everybody has a good day today. but if you’re evil? you can go fuck off. i’m kinda stupid, so it takes me a minute to figure these things out. 2231
Reposted by SCOM⛅️maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026went to the lake & saw this dude, very chill 510228
Reposted by SCOM⛅️disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Cowboy Bebop is better than Star Wars. 25476106
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 09/09/2026i wanna be a scientist, but i bet the gloves get really expensive 2273
