Reposted by MaladroitheMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 18hYou don’t ever need to look at runners bibs you can tell who’s running full marathon by the bucket hats 0211
Reposted by MaladroitheMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 11hFavorite signs: “Luna keep going you are MexiCAN not MexiCAN’T” “I hope you finish twice today” “This hill is no big dill” (they were handing out pickle spears halfway up a hill) “You can do this. You know how I know? You’re doing it right now” 🥹 Least favorite sign: “Ozempic was also an option” 3612
Reposted by MaladroitheMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 18hDAWG I FORGOT TO REAPPLY DEODORANT THIS MORNING 1171
Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 18hI cannot stress this enough it is fully NIGHT TIME, that is THE MOON 2400
Reposted by MaladroitheMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 19hPopping two ibuprofen at the start line *dueling banjos commences* 2171
Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 19hPlanning your poops is 40% of distance running, we are Poop People, we are literally constantly thinking about our poops 0151
Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 20hIt’s five am on a Sunday and I’m up eating cereal and coffee for my 7 am starting gun this is stupid why did I get a stupid hobby 6440
Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think the president should take two aspirin in the morning and two at night as a precaution 1270
Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Congratulations to the NFL for the first openly gay quarterback 1140
Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don’t think these people have read either the old Testament or the New Testament 4322
Reposted by MaladroithePhilip Bump @pbump.com · 04/10/2026Here’s a story from today and one from February. 1350299
Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One more sleep til the PDX marathon, all black so no one has to perceive how sweaty I’m about to get 2420
Reposted by MaladroitheMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 03/10/2026Hilleletor 36211
Reposted by MaladroitheGiraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don’t think touching grass is gonna cover this. This is “go lie in a peat bog” stuff 1264
Reposted by MaladroithePred vs. Art @prederick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There is a coterie of BSky posters who do this shit and genuinely do not seem to realize how incredibly insane they look. 051
Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If at any point you find yourself spinning out in someone’s mentions for an hour plus it’s time to admit it’s just not your day and log off, go get a latte, clean your fridge, literally anything other than this shit 2290
Reposted by MaladroitheKat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Facebook thought I might like to see this picture of Byron in a Halloween bandana and Meta, while evil, is often correct. 1222
Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I forgave my mother already I just don’t like that bitch ok 0200
Reposted by MaladroitheMonghoul (ooga-booga) @mongrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026newly-minted mom: oh hey u came out easier than I expected newborn: uterus's haunted n-m mom: what? newborn: *loading a pistol and climbing back in* uterus's haunted 0387
Reposted by MaladroitheMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You heard emstatic.klipy.comJohn Mulaney: Everyone Get Out Of My WayAlt: John Mulaney: Everyone Get Out Of My Way 0152
Reposted by MaladroitheMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“haunted uterus” was just the old timey diagnosis for endometriosis 514821
Reposted by MaladroitheMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Chloe craves both my undivided attention and Not To Be Perceived after using the litter box 1415
Reposted by MaladroitheMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m so mad this isn’t a video I want to hear the SCREM 3459
Reposted by MaladroitheMatthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Obviously psychotic for anyone but for a *Catholic*? 81308
Reposted by MaladroitheClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026HEY PORTLAND Jefferson High School is doing my play about RPGs and online harassment and misogynist violence in geek spaces, and I'm wildly excited to see it again onstage for the first time since Ida B. Wells High School premiered it in 2018 Hope you all can make it! I'm proud of this one 415734
Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Chloe craves both my undivided attention and Not To Be Perceived after using the litter box 1415
Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“haunted uterus” was just the old timey diagnosis for endometriosis 514821
Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is actually a really important point. There’s the AI that’s identifying cancer cell clusters and new solar systems and then there’s the LLMs churning out romance novels featuring protagonists with three penises, they are only tangentially related. 2519
Reposted by MaladroitheTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We here at the newsdesk are getting reports that the leaked Eminem song may indeed be a fake. We will keep you updated with further developments as they come in. 8410102
Reposted by MaladroitheMicah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026wonderful reminder of the funniest dynamic of the mayoral race, where sliwa clearly liked mamdani and was delighted to see him humiliate cuomo also, more politicians should do this! get your flu shots! 342842372
Reposted by MaladroitheZombieFishTaco 🧟♀️ @megafishtaco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026#Needlefelted corgi sculpture #artsky 1113
Reposted by MaladroitheMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I absolutely would. I speak German. I have visited Germany, including the town where my family owned a shop, multiple times. Hating Germans would be self-hate. Those identities are not in conflict. You presume that German and Jew are discrete categories. They are not. 1333
Reposted by MaladroitheMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You are literally asking a German Jew whose family was in fact dispossessed by the Third Reich 1252
Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m so mad this isn’t a video I want to hear the SCREM 3459
Reposted by MaladroitheCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Part of me hopes they also called Jack White and he laughed and hung up. 136134
Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You heard emstatic.klipy.comJohn Mulaney: Everyone Get Out Of My WayAlt: John Mulaney: Everyone Get Out Of My Way 0152
Reposted by MaladroitheMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 27/10/2023I think it’s antisemitic that the folks running the Berenstain Bears IP didn’t just roll with it when everyone thought the bear family was actually Jewish 3311
Reposted by MaladroitheMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 17/04/2024Some of you deserve to be sued into oblivion, including whichever of you freaks made this 3311
Reposted by MaladroitheMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 07/01/2025How I feel mixing garlic powder, salt, onion powder, MSG, and thyme to make my own spice blends 5481
Reposted by MaladroitheMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 14/09/2025This bear has been summoned by Tipper Gore to testify before Congress about the shocking increase in full body tattoos over the last generation 2568
Reposted by MaladroitheMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m KVELLING that people are finally talking about what an asshole Amy Sacks is 1314
Reposted by MaladroitheMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I love learning Husband Lore like when my husband was 16 he and his buddies would go to the Bakers Square in Coon Rapids Minnesota on Wednesday when you could get unlimited pie and they’d have pie eating contests and my husbands record was 13 slices 9611
Reposted by MaladroitheMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026His buddy ate 15 but “everyone is a winner at a pie eating contest” 1362
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TINY BIRDS
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