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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 7h

I know the NBA season is starting and all but still seems weird my entire timeline is talking about the golden state warriors coach

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10h

there have been a limited number of perfect sentences ever written...

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 12h

something I have still been unable to instill in my students is that their life will be much better if they develop a nervous tic of frequently hitting ctrl-s

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 12h

this is sad, dude. like sad for you, and sad for him, and really just embarrassing. you all should be ashamed and embarrassed.

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 13h

I will not be forced to argue about the college football playoff. I refuse to learn anything more about it or debate what the sport's overlords have already decided for it. Hell, I don't even know the format now. Could already be 20 teams in there as far as I'm aware.

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 21h

I think about an ex who called me sobbing 6 months after we'd broken up, asking me if she'd actually been sexually assaulted, if she had actually experienced that harassment. I told her of course she had, I believed her, and she said her dad had told her she'd imagined it and needed to go to therapy

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

watching face/off (1997) tonight because the wife has never seen it before

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I may be hate watching at this point this Light guy sucks so bad he gotta get got Misa is written so vacuously I hate everyone in this show

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this is true but I also think about when The Midnight we're doing an AMA and someone asked what their saxophone synth was it sounded so good and they said oh we just went and hired a badass sax player to play the riffs that's why it sounds like that

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

no, YOU'RE writing your first midterm exam to be entirely transformers-themed because you can

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

what's the over/under on how many days until @senorblanxo.bsky.social's space force neighbor has a "Super Intelligence" flag flying

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

it's been 25 years since I first encountered frats on a college campus and my initial impression then was that they are date rape clubs and that hasn't really changed in any way since

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

still sick and wiped out, finished binging Claymore (which ruled) so now binging Death Note just gonna finish all the animes I started and bounced off of a while ago

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think the bigger news today is that apparently the atlanta hawks are still a thing

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

people are going to hate on this but there are a lot of certified bangers on here

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

does the nvidia ceo wear that leather jacket in every appearance he makes or has he only ever made one appearance anywhere ever and every story of him saying dumb shit uses the same four stock photos

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Why are you trans? Wrong answers only. I was attempting to turn myself into an autobot but there was an error in my calculations and I turned myself into a girl

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

one of the fun things about following sports second hand through bluesky posts is that you often get a wildly inaccurate understanding of how a team is actually doing and how their season is going this one is not not a subskeet of fans of the philadelphia eagles go birds

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

eagles fans are all upset on the timeline tonight so I assume I'll look at the score in the morning and they won by 2 TDs

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

is this Claymore anime good? I don't know, but it's about skinny blonde emotionally unavailable warrior women who are grappling with being outcasts and for some reason that speaks to me

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the thing about this discourse is that billboard records are all made up. the stats are juked to hell. can you name the only artist other than the Beatles to hold the #1 and #2 Billboard Hot 100 spots simultaneously with their first two songs to chart?

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it's very funny that it's called the "carob prize" because carob is a dirty lie on its face

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it's transphobic for me to get sick right when perfect fall weather hits

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

if I wanted to listen to the song I would listen to the song can we stop having discourse about it

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

bringing iced coffee to an interview is amateurish. it's the baby school you bring a smirnoff ice to the interview, slap that alcoholic sprite down on the desk, and say to the interviewer, "you've been iced, brah" then AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH THIS PART IS IMPORTANT give double finger guns

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

there are too many songs called "Babylon" these days. please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

probably show up and just be me, unapologetically trans. ask a lot of pointed questions about how many of us there are supposed to be. ask if I'm one of the ones who's supposed to be culled, and if not me then who

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"honey it's ok, I knew your poop stinks when I married you" is truly the most romantic thing you can say to someone before 8am

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"all y'all motherfuckers (gender inclusive" is the perfect way to address a group because 1.) it's gender neutral ii. it's light hearted and playful c) it's ambiguous as to which part is gender inclusive. do I mean the people I'm addressing? do I mean the parent(s) they're fucking?

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ok one more thing: there is a part of me that thinks when one of the owners quit she got up and said "you people have held me back long enough; I'm going to clown college!" and walked out and no one else realized it was a joke from the simpsons and they seriously believed she went to clown college

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I just bought the first album on vinyl I have ever bought in my life. I will give all of my star wars cards* to whoever correctly guesses what the only vinyl album I own is *except my boba fett card, no matter how sure I am I never bet the fett man

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

everyone talking about weezer today and I'd just like to say I stand by weezer being the perfect median band

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I am this close to putting Maine on the "that place isn't real" list with Delaware

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the thing about the western MA lesbian bar thing is that it's eerily similar to something my local community org went through a little while ago where regardless of the actual merits, a few people weaponized social justice language to destroy something out of personal grievance

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm not saying this is pretty much what we did at certain s&b nations sites, but I'm not not saying it

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Well then maybe ol' bony shouldn't have made them battlefields, but England is under threat of invasion, and though we be on the far side of the world, this ship is our home. This ship is England. So it's every hand to his rope or gun, quick's the word and sharp's the action

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I see the "cum", wired. we all see it. we see what you did there. twice. no, we're not happy about it.

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

lecture fit did not expect to break out sweater dresses in September but it's 55F and misty today

Tilda in a gray and green sweater dress with a wide black grommet belt at the waist, knee high black and gray socks, and black and purple docs marten

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the periodic table is not sexual enough, and hell yes I should be allowd to wear crops top to funerals. live your life such that I honor you with my bare abs.

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