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JJ Rymr

@jjrymer.bsky.social
1.2K followers 1.1K following 6.4K posts

Wisconsin shit-poster, single after 20+ years... Now what the fuck do I do? May Gary Busey bless and keep you🙏🏼 Football dork🏈, music guru/singer🎶, vinyl collector, Gulf War vet🪖, 157IQ idiot, comic🎙️, tequilas...

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 9h
Me: you need to get a job 17: i have one Me: annoying me doesn’t count 17: then why am i so good at it?
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hey baby, do you wanna snuggle up on the couch and binge a couple episodes of something? *starts episode two of great archaeological mysteries of Europe and Mediterranean, the secret source of Stonehenge 
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just tricked my dog and now I feel bad...
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is aweful *keeps eating
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tell me you’re high without telling me you’re high... *"doctors up" a weird small dollar store pizza I had in the back of the freezer and put it in the air fryer for eight minutes 
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‎ @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no seriously tell me how hard your life is. I wanna tell fairytales to my dog....
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would start an argument with a millennial if I gave a shit... -Gen X
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if TV and movies has taught me anything, it’s that I could probably pick any lock at any time using anything ...
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love you tequila...
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my colonoscopy is scheduled for Groundhog Day ...
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Nodding Bill Murray
Alt: Nodding Bill Murray
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hades would be a great name for a baby
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 05/10/2026
the struggle is real
from Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David sitting in a chair, captioned, CAN'T A MOTHERFUCKER HAVE A LIFE?
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 04/05/2024
your mission: be weird. embrace your silly shit tend to your life force find the others
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is incorrect. We are not here for participation trophies. be funny, be witty, be genuine, share yourself... that’s how you get the likes 
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[after a few minutes] wait a minute, i think im in the wrong shitstorm
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hey Gen X, the 80s to teenagers now is like the 1930s to us ... also, get a colonoscopy 
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this could be us, but you were a narcissist cunt and my dumbass gave you an extra five years just to see if you could finally change, but you honestly never can change because you’re just wired to be a cunt... sorry this one got personal 
an adult size bassinet stroller with a woman laying in it and a man pushing it 
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*air guitars
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Baba Yaga's tequila bottle.. is this anything? 
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PATRIOTS!!!!!
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Waving New England Patriots Flag Logo
ALT: Waving New England Patriots Flag Logo
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
EFTON CHISM III. !!! what did you call me? 
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
whoever has my voodoo doll if you wouldn’t mind taking the pin out of my left eye... You could probably also touch the danger zone a little bit. I don’t know. 
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Weird in the normal way
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's fall now. Four out of seven Julies said so...
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*putting up my 'election ads season'decorations..
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
OMG did you just say your name is Drooly? Julie (apparently): no
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
football announcer: ...and he talked about hitting the C gap  that’s what I call your mom 
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
3 edibles deep through this staff meeting and i dont think i work here
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need to get ready for work, but I also really do not want to go to work...  life is such a puzzle
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New profile picture? 
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who's a very sweet good boy?!? My dog: *licks his dick
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[dating bio] Koalas are garbage animals and I hate them, but I love dogs and breakfast. Virgos rule 
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me: This is the worst. Tomorrow: Wrong.
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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I long for the true bliss of utter ignorance. And an ice cream sandwich.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Giving a shit about people is cool. Keep that shit up.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy fuck am I bad at this website.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There are two wolves in my head and they’re both worried about how crazy I am.
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
.....fuck
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if only I could store all my Julies in a chest... A buried chest of Julies
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Tim Curry as Pirate Laughing (Long John Silver)
Alt: Tim Curry as Pirate Laughing (Long John Silver)
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's the annual Julie migration season.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anyone wanna buy my 8 track tapes? I have lots!
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just saw a post about what’s trending on Bluesky and I was looking for the punchline...
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my addiction to addictions has really brought this family together
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
has anybody done 12 angry X-Men yet? how about X-Mandingo? 
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hate 50% of this screenshot ...
A screenshot of my messages bracketed by my now blocked ExWife and some sort of bullshit from the orange retard
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* laying in the middle of the freeway No, things are good, why do you ask?
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In my garden...
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thinking about going straight, Fucking ugly ....
A very, very ugly ugly, very ugly sweater/jacket thing did I mention it’s ugly 
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