Reposted by JJ RymrDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 9hMe: you need to get a job 17: i have one Me: annoying me doesn’t count 17: then why am i so good at it? 0237
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026hey baby, do you wanna snuggle up on the couch and binge a couple episodes of something? *starts episode two of great archaeological mysteries of Europe and Mediterranean, the secret source of Stonehenge  000
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026tell me you’re high without telling me you’re high... *"doctors up" a weird small dollar store pizza I had in the back of the freezer and put it in the air fryer for eight minutes  120
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026no seriously tell me how hard your life is. I wanna tell fairytales to my dog.... 010
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I would start an argument with a millennial if I gave a shit... -Gen X 010
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026if TV and movies has taught me anything, it’s that I could probably pick any lock at any time using anything ... 021
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my colonoscopy is scheduled for Groundhog Day ...static.klipy.comNodding Bill MurrayAlt: Nodding Bill Murray 120
Reposted by JJ RymrDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hades would be a great name for a baby 23317
Reposted by JJ Rymrdawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 04/05/2024your mission: be weird. embrace your silly shit tend to your life force find the others 14321110
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is incorrect. We are not here for participation trophies. be funny, be witty, be genuine, share yourself... that’s how you get the likes  110
Reposted by JJ RymrDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026[after a few minutes] wait a minute, i think im in the wrong shitstorm 14025
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026hey Gen X, the 80s to teenagers now is like the 1930s to us ... also, get a colonoscopy  041
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this could be us, but you were a narcissist cunt and my dumbass gave you an extra five years just to see if you could finally change, but you honestly never can change because you’re just wired to be a cunt... sorry this one got personal  020
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026PATRIOTS!!!!!static.klipy.comWaving New England Patriots Flag LogoALT: Waving New England Patriots Flag Logo 000
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026whoever has my voodoo doll if you wouldn’t mind taking the pin out of my left eye... You could probably also touch the danger zone a little bit. I don’t know.  010
Reposted by JJ RymrSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Weird in the normal way 713657
Reposted by JJ RymrJJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 10/07/2025OMG did you just say your name is Drooly? Julie (apparently): no 042
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026football announcer: ...and he talked about hitting the C gap  that’s what I call your mom  020
Reposted by JJ RymrDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 04/10/20263 edibles deep through this staff meeting and i dont think i work here 012627
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I need to get ready for work, but I also really do not want to go to work...  life is such a puzzle 030
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026[dating bio] Koalas are garbage animals and I hate them, but I love dogs and breakfast. Virgos rule  010
Reposted by JJ RymrMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Me: This is the worst. Tomorrow: Wrong. 420578
Reposted by JJ RymrChicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I long for the true bliss of utter ignorance. And an ice cream sandwich. 29030
Reposted by JJ RymrMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Giving a shit about people is cool. Keep that shit up. 124890
Reposted by JJ RymrMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Holy fuck am I bad at this website. 68333
Reposted by JJ RymrMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There are two wolves in my head and they’re both worried about how crazy I am. 25121
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026if only I could store all my Julies in a chest... A buried chest of Juliesstatic.klipy.comTim Curry as Pirate Laughing (Long John Silver)Alt: Tim Curry as Pirate Laughing (Long John Silver) 030
Reposted by JJ RymrJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's the annual Julie migration season. 06635
Reposted by JJ RymrMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Anyone wanna buy my 8 track tapes? I have lots! 32413
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just saw a post about what’s trending on Bluesky and I was looking for the punchline... 010
Reposted by JJ RymrDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my addiction to addictions has really brought this family together 0179
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026has anybody done 12 angry X-Men yet? how about X-Mandingo?  051
Reposted by JJ RymrMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026* laying in the middle of the freeway No, things are good, why do you ask? 514361