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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2026

stop trying to make bsky happen people, this place is for the 45 of us who log on every day to tell jokes

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[restaurant] WAITER: may i take your order ME: you too

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ME: *meeting a baby, foolproof* they look like a combination of both of you

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Boss: [asks me to do something] Me: [wonders how beyonce would do it] Boss: STOP WONDERING ABOUT HOW BEYONCE WOULD DO IT

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ceci n’est pas une droids you’re looking for

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The most expensive piece of jewelry I own is my retainer

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I plead willy nilly, your honor

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

ME: *measuring customer’s shoe size* and I like to call a pair of socks ‘𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘦 mates’ FOOTLOCKER MANAGER: How did you get back in here

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I like how this looks like a movie about three girls in their 20s who just don't get along but all have to live together after their grandmother leaves them her rambling mansion in her will, with Sarah McLachlan as their kooky aunt who's also the mayor.

Rolling Stone cover picturing Chappell Roan (in pale white porcelain doll makeup), leaning her head on Olivia Rodrigo's shoulder, with Doechii leaning over Olivia's other shoulder. Olivia has a daisy in her mouth. Sarah McLachlan is leaning over them like she's descending from orbit. Headline "How Daisy Chain Made History: Inside Olivia Rodrigo's fun-filled, fundraising festival"

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

SCIENTISTS: But what to call this fifth, meaty flavor? ME: *trying to get mommy’s attention*

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Date: I’m a huge cat person Me: *pushes the condiments off the table Date: let’s go back to my place

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

ME: How about Baz Luhrmann’s ‘War + Peace’ ROGER EBERT: Wh- why this isn’t the ‘good place’ at all

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

OLIVER TWIST: Please sir, just the check please

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

ME: So does that mean God’s last name is ‘Christ’ ME: PRIEST: Again sir, this space is reserved for confessionals ME: PRIEST: I mean I guess?

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Hot nacho cheese flung into my eye watching the odyssey and i caught cyclopsora

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

GOD [vengeful]: and this one’s a blood orange

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Circling back, where was the beef?

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

THERAPIST: *sighs* okay, I dare you to tell me the truth

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Ew so when your mom was in second grade your dad was only a kindergartner ew

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

IMAGINARY FRIEND: There’s a male loneliness epidemic

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Me: It’s sweet how my cat sits on my chest to comfort me when I’m sick in bed. Cat: I think I’ll eat the eyes first.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Points deducted for the seat or the floor

A fenced-off area at the Royal Highland Show, inside of which portaloos can be seen.
A sign on the fence shows a bathroom fixture and reads:
"Toilets
For Competition
use only"

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Date: I like someone spontaneous. Me: *combusts

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

only cuz i keep forgetting about it

A screen shot of a lower third chyron during a televised hockey game featuring the Minnesota wild. It shows maybe a trainer embracing a player and the chyron says “coming: all over the ice” in italic letters

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

GOD: *closes a door then opens a Windows 98 to play minesweeper*

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Shows I’m surprised are still on: Survivor The Simpsons FDR Fireside Chats Joan! (Of Arc Talk Show) Attila the Hun’s Funtime Huntime

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

You tell me your name so I tell you everyone I know that has your name because IM TRYING TO RELATE TO YOUR EXPERIENCE

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Yeah I’m down with O.P.P.* *Ⓞriginal Ⓟan Ⓟizza

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

ME: *googling* stop drop and what else on fire now

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Riding the bus is cheap. Turning your gold into piss is free. theonion.info

A bus stop with an ad that promises to turn your piss I to gold

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Chairs are pretty great. You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

[the trolley problem] ME: Wait back up, the other way

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

🎶A little bit of Monica in my life, A little bit of Monica by my side, A little bit of Monica is all I need, A little bit of Monica is what I see, A little bit of Monica in the sun, A little bit of Monica all night long, A little bit of Monica here I am, - guy who is really into Monica

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