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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I don't know about you but I make anxious Curly sounds when I read the news

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Look, I’m an asshole but at least I feel shitty about it sometimes

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

"I'm a pretty quick study" - Me, a man celebrating 43 years of squirting a little mustard water on his bread

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

you can’t keep talkin like that bro, that’s the kinda talk that’ll get us thrown out of the pink pony club

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Ghosts don't just become friends, they become boosome buddies I'm so sorry and send

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Asimov's Fourth Law of Robotics: Have fun!

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I would like an app that doesn't make me want to yeet my phone into the sun and do all my business on papyrus scrolls.

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

chandelier is a french word meaning candle...er....lear *tries to look confident*

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Killing someone secretly with a palindrome is a murdrum.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

My hips don’t lie but the left one complains sometimes

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

This storm was such a bitch I had to listen to AM radio on a dusty old clock radio. This glass of Tab sure hit the spot, though. Have you guys heard of Debby Boone?

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

pentatonic means that if you scream all your pent up rage into a pillow five times within one sitting it will turn into a tonic i completely understand if you need to mute me now

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

yearning for the halcyon days of....tuesday

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

February is too short for a lot of women. They're generally attracted to taller months.

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

this week was a screaming duress

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Almost time to refresh the spirit and tone up your system with a tonic of sassafras, spicebush, sweet birch, or maybe doing rails off your lover’s ass

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

logs on to announce various goings on with my body

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Conversation is my favourite turn-based strategy game.

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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

“anyway so how’s your flesh prison been tho”

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I harbour an unreasonable amount of resentment towards things that can crawl under rocks.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Just crossed off the first item on my annual To Do list. It was the 2024 list, but still

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Lowers my eye glasses for extra judgment.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

After the police had that talk with me, I learned that being a person of interest and an interesting person are two different things.

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

A stabbing fear? More like a 'penetrating incredulity' *Wife of aspiring writer redoubles her stabbing efforts*: you... pedantic... FUCK!

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Nobody ever tells me to just bring myself.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

If I had invented the retinal scanner I probably would've said something like "It's for checking Eye D lol" and then my investors would've drowned me in a toilet.

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

after reading all your posts i feel like the kid in elementary school who brought a box of air to show and tell

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Some of you aren't steeped in my lore and it shows

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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

you’re in a literal echo chamber and the only word you can think to contribute is “echo.”

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

My favourite hams, ranked: 10. ham radio 9. The Hamptons 8. acorn fed serrano ham 7. Hamburg 6. Hamilton 5. hamsters 4. Hamburger Hill 3. Hamlet 2. shame 1. the Hamburglar

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