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Bohemian Rhaptitties @nonchalantnacho.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Ya know what? I'm just gonna make a roast and ignore anything else that is happening today.

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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Mmm, deep fried (insert any food).

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Bohemian Rhaptitties @nonchalantnacho.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Calm down, my doctor prescribed me this arroz con pollo.

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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Anyone else trying to decide which new unhealthy coping mechanism to pick up for 2025?

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

*during sex Me: Do that thing I like. Her: *velociraptor noises

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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

behold the healing powers of the potato chip

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Bohemian Rhaptitties @nonchalantnacho.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I was just trying to find some cheese....

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

until printer learned to love printer

PC notification reads “printer could not be printer”

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Bohemian Rhaptitties @nonchalantnacho.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Oh, you don't have your sister mail you pizza from the pizza place back home? That's weird.

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Muppet christmas carol taught me that the only time I feel anything is when I see a coughing frog puppet on crutches

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 12/07/2024

I like saying "I'll allow it" for no reason during a conversation

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Anybody else get mozzarella sticks as a gift?

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Despite all my rage, I have lots of fear too. I do it all

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

millennials are the best generation bc we ate the perfect amount of microplastics

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Benny Boy @crushincamels.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Establish dominance by letting mall Santa sit on your lap.

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

your purpose will find you or a porpoise i'm still learning how to read these tea leaves

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

I’ve been trick-or-treating each night since Halloween. People are running out of candy. An old lady gave me the keys to her Buick. One guy hit me with a broom

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

sometimes i sleep with the covers over my head for no reason (jk it’s cause vampires)

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Wanna take mushrooms and watch the yule log channel for 12 hours?

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Drones in New Jersey would make such a beautiful name for a rock song

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

*slides note that says 'salsa of Christ' into church suggestion box*

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Bohemian Rhaptitties @nonchalantnacho.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

He's talking a lot of shit, so I'll take all the help I can get.

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Bohemian Rhaptitties @nonchalantnacho.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

I'm willing to learn some magic to help me not lose to my nephew in fantasy football again this week.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

priest: body of christ me: yes chef

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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

i just learned that i'm the evil twin

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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

just wanna retire and go live in some quaint seaside town with my cat where i run a little bookstore that sells magical potions and spells that turn idiots into frogs and maybe help solve a local murder every now and then.

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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

i put chips and salsa down as my emergency contact.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 14/12/2024

Me: [leaning in for a kiss] "Thanks for all you do for me." Barista: [leans back] “Ma'am, just pay for the coffee please.”

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

full-torso tattoo of the park map to Six Flags

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Thanks for allowing me to skeet all over the place.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Imagine looking at a baby and naming it Jerry

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

If you watch Jaws backwards, it’s really a beautiful, uplifting story of a shark overcoming his bulimia.

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Bohemian Rhaptitties @nonchalantnacho.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Maturing is eating the peppers and onions with your chicken fajitas.

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john @mrjohn.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

me: I'm terrible with names my son, frunck: I know

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

*placing a civic in the manger* happy honda days

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

shower nachos ftw

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ceej @ceej.online · 08/12/2024

watching seventeen minutes of How I Met Your Mother through a stranger’s living room window

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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

"Can you perform under pressure?" No, but I can sing shake it off

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Meoow.co @catelovers.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Me pretending to pay attention during Zoom meetings:

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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

John Lennon, playing guitar, studio recording, circa 1969

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Nobody can ever hurt me more than rainbow road did.

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Bohemian Rhaptitties @nonchalantnacho.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I want to start a motorcycle gang but instead of riding motorcycles we just sit and eat various cheeses.

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

bathing my body in Planet of the Apes movies is how I stay so pure

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

started watching Lost and man what a confusing show I mean what is this giant metal flying machine they are all on how can it stay in the air if it's not a bird

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