Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Letterman hasn't made a public statement about the show he made famous being cancelled, yet. BUT, he did drop a 20 minute supercut ,on his YT channel, of all the times he trashed CBS on air. Thank you Mr Letterman. 0130
Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025...and yet beyond all odds, Keith Richards lives on. 2150
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Maybe Putin has the Epstein files??? 0123
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseCretin AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 22/07/2025Crazy But that's how it goes Millions of people Living as foes Maybe it's not too late To learn how to love and Forget how to hate - Ozzy Osborne (RIP) (yes I’ve played this on accordion) 181
Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I approve this message 2212
Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Just read a headline that said the new Coke made with sugar will be called Mexican Coke. Is that to clarify that American jobs are being sent to other countries, so the immigrants DjT deports have work? 😆 I didn't fact check bc I need it to be true. I need to see kid rock shooting 6 packs of coke 151
Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Kudos to Jon Stewart at the #Dailyshow for doing what corporations far more powerful than him don't have the balls to do. 1222
Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 20/07/2025I've had the deaths of 7 people, including my best friend and pets over there last 7 ish months. I'm coping pretty well. So...is it really to much to ask to wake up to a headline that says DjT died in his sleep? I feel like I've earned that. 9512
Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 16/06/2025First my uncle/godfather died, then my cat Tucker, and today, my best friend died. Add the health stuff. It's a lot for 6 weeks 30641
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseLiz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I turned off my alarm without hitting the snooze button for this? 1165
Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Remember- If you get detained- keep ya mouth shut! Stay safe out here, friends. 💕🙏 0301
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseBlue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Fuck you. Sorry just practicing for my MAGA family bbq this wknd 2618719
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseVioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Breath deep. Center. Find calm. Remember who you are, not what others think you should be. ☮ 2317
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseBillhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Guess who has two thumbs and a permanent restraining order from the morgue? 25727
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseGreeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Don’t forget to stop by the new Greenville Zoo Bakery, where our sourdough is 100% bread in captivity. 920932
Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 13/06/2025If you get detained- Keep ya' damn mouth shut! 091
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Ladies, can we stop punishing men who will never get it and start rewarding the ones who actually use their brains and try to be decent humans? 3695
Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 13/06/2025So, how's everyone been while I was gone? You all doing ok? 11272
Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I'm getting really tired of "Breaking News". 3230
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Has anyone tried turning the president off and then just leaving him there 88918
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseBlair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 12/06/2025take the money and run ew gross no running is awful 57340
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 12/06/2025AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH 0216
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseJust Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025You really wouldn't like me if I went MORE insane. This is bad enough. 0124
Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I'm back bitches 1 shoulder surgery down. 1 post surgery bout of sepsis dealt with. Acute(hopefully) stage 3 kidney disease /infection Favorite cat euthanized in emergency situation. Heart broken. 1 mother falling, again Will I be protesting with the vets on Saturday? Damn fucking right I will. 15542
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseTeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025This will be my codpiece summer. 15925
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 27/05/2025maybe Bluesky is just dead “inside” 59327
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 27/05/2025I don't know who needs to hear that, but don't follow that ghost child across the trestle 86311
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsensesmithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 27/05/2025my favorite chapter of The Art of War has got to be the one about General Tso’s victory over chicken 812333
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Stop saying pickleball! 3253
Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 27/05/20252 of the, arguably, most powerful men in the world having a 'high school mean girls' social media spat is the stress reliever I didn't know I needed. I hope they start using gifs and memes. 🤞 0171
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 27/05/2025If I have to reskeet me and all of my funny friends in order to keep this place alive then goddamnit I will 15322
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 27/05/2025(3D prints a better version of myself) 13317
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Starting to think the Earth is not going to give us our security deposit back. 15110
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 26/05/2025I swore I’d catch up on some work today. Pretty sure I lied. 13714
Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Correction: Police chief, not sheriff 040
Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 26/05/2025The headlines today make me feel like I woke up in a comic book version of reality. "Sherrif jailed for murder and rape escapes prison." None of that should be a sentence. 0164
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in NonsenseEmma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social · 26/05/2025first three posts on my timeline started with “fuck off,” loving these vibes 1304
Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 26/05/2025The last time DjT found out he couldn't control an authoritarian, he call call him "little rocket man" and basically threatened to nuke him via twitter. Can we all take a minute to bow our heads in prayer, or whatever, that he has the sense not to start WWIII w/ russia via truth social? 030
Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 26/05/2025On the bright side, maybe tomorrow's headline will be "DjT falls out of a 15 story window" 2212
Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Soon to be seen on TV- The DjT bomb shelter. What other reason could be have for declaring the crazy guy in Russia, crazy, to the entire world? 060
Reposted by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense☃️ Christopher ☃️ @christopherag.bsky.social · 26/05/2025On the set of Batman Forever, Tommy Lee Jones allegedly found Jim Carrey so annoying that he told him, "I cannot sanction your buffoonery!" This has lived rent-free in my head for a quarter of a century, and "I cannot sanction your buffoonery" is as funny to me now as the day I heard it. 3211