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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense

@whatsername2.bsky.social
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Trying to laugh my way through this dystopian hellscape w/ the rest of you idiots Coming from X? Wipe your feet, mmm'k? Me in Retrograde: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4d…

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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Letterman hasn't made a public statement about the show he made famous being cancelled, yet. BUT, he did drop a 20 minute supercut ,on his YT channel, of all the times he trashed CBS on air. Thank you Mr Letterman.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
...and yet beyond all odds, Keith Richards lives on.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Maybe Putin has the Epstein files???
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Cretin AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 22/07/2025
Crazy But that's how it goes Millions of people Living as foes Maybe it's not too late To learn how to love and Forget how to hate - Ozzy Osborne (RIP) (yes I’ve played this on accordion)
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I approve this message
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Just read a headline that said the new Coke made with sugar will be called Mexican Coke. Is that to clarify that American jobs are being sent to other countries, so the immigrants DjT deports have work? 😆 I didn't fact check bc I need it to be true. I need to see kid rock shooting 6 packs of coke
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Kudos to Jon Stewart at the #Dailyshow for doing what corporations far more powerful than him don't have the balls to do.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I've had the deaths of 7 people, including my best friend and pets over there last 7 ish months. I'm coping pretty well. So...is it really to much to ask to wake up to a headline that says DjT died in his sleep? I feel like I've earned that.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
First my uncle/godfather died, then my cat Tucker, and today, my best friend died. Add the health stuff. It's a lot for 6 weeks
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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I turned off my alarm without hitting the snooze button for this?
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Remember- If you get detained- keep ya mouth shut! Stay safe out here, friends. 💕🙏
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Fuck you. Sorry just practicing for my MAGA family bbq this wknd
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Breath deep. Center. Find calm. Remember who you are, not what others think you should be. ☮
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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Guess who has two thumbs and a permanent restraining order from the morgue?
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Don’t forget to stop by the new Greenville Zoo Bakery, where our sourdough is 100% bread in captivity.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
If you get detained- Keep ya' damn mouth shut!
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Ladies, can we stop punishing men who will never get it and start rewarding the ones who actually use their brains and try to be decent humans?
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This is about me
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
So, how's everyone been while I was gone? You all doing ok?
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I'm getting really tired of "Breaking News".
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Has anyone tried turning the president off and then just leaving him there
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
take the money and run ew gross no running is awful
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
You really wouldn't like me if I went MORE insane. This is bad enough.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I'm back bitches 1 shoulder surgery down. 1 post surgery bout of sepsis dealt with. Acute(hopefully) stage 3 kidney disease /infection Favorite cat euthanized in emergency situation. Heart broken. 1 mother falling, again Will I be protesting with the vets on Saturday? Damn fucking right I will.
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
This will be my codpiece summer.
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
maybe Bluesky is just dead “inside”
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I don't know who needs to hear that, but don't follow that ghost child across the trestle
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smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
my favorite chapter of The Art of War has got to be the one about General Tso’s victory over chicken
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Stop saying pickleball!
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
2 of the, arguably, most powerful men in the world having a 'high school mean girls' social media spat is the stress reliever I didn't know I needed. I hope they start using gifs and memes. 🤞
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
If I have to reskeet me and all of my funny friends in order to keep this place alive then goddamnit I will
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
(3D prints a better version of myself)
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
😂😂😂
Newsweek article captioned "Russian bots roast " clown" Donald Trump
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Starting to think the Earth is not going to give us our security deposit back.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I swore I’d catch up on some work today. Pretty sure I lied.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Correction: Police chief, not sheriff
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The headlines today make me feel like I woke up in a comic book version of reality. "Sherrif jailed for murder and rape escapes prison." None of that should be a sentence.
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Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
first three posts on my timeline started with “fuck off,” loving these vibes
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The last time DjT found out he couldn't control an authoritarian, he call call him "little rocket man" and basically threatened to nuke him via twitter. Can we all take a minute to bow our heads in prayer, or whatever, that he has the sense not to start WWIII w/ russia via truth social?
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
On the bright side, maybe tomorrow's headline will be "DjT falls out of a 15 story window"
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Soon to be seen on TV- The DjT bomb shelter. What other reason could be have for declaring the crazy guy in Russia, crazy, to the entire world?
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☃️ Christopher ☃️ @christopherag.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
On the set of Batman Forever, Tommy Lee Jones allegedly found Jim Carrey so annoying that he told him, "I cannot sanction your buffoonery!" This has lived rent-free in my head for a quarter of a century, and "I cannot sanction your buffoonery" is as funny to me now as the day I heard it.
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