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an attic full of broken toys

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Youngles 🇰🇷🔜PAX Unplugged @youngles.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ITS KOREAN LIBERATION DAY! they tried to kill us, take our language, our names, our traditions, our culture. AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS THE WORDS TO 아리랑 YOU FUCKING CUNTS
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
*Eats a peanut butter and 50mg "peach daze" gummy sandwich for lunch*
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
blue swallowtail on a pink zinnia in my garden
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Friend: you couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag Me: what the hell am I doing in a paper bag?
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Perfect headline. No notes
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Trump Is Having a Major Problem With Diarrhea
Trump has a major explosive diarrhea problem on his hands. Cases are on the rise and the situation doesn't appear to be "under control."
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Heyyy Texas you wanted Elon, you got em. Dont cry now you fucking pussies. Meanwhile, in Fremont, the fish are just fine. For now.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Making America Great Again by bringing back WW2-level debt and deadly diseases that hadn’t been seen for decades
Jonathan Reiner • @JReinerMD • 6h

The United States has now reported the highest number of measles cases in any year since 1991. And the year still has more than 5 months to go. This is an almost 100% vaccine preventable illness. Why is RFK Jr still Health Sec?

Graph shows massive spike in measles cases exceeding every year since 1992
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
if you think something being "natural" or "plant-based" makes it healthy and something being made in a lab and loaded into a syringe is inherently dangerous, you're an idiot. you should lose access to your kids if you harm them due to this belief www.propublica.org/article/more...
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Babies Are Bleeding to Death as Parents Reject a Vitamin Shot Given at Birth
A lifesaving injection given at birth to prevent severe bleeding has become collateral damage of the anti-vaccine movement.
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Everyone hates the picture on their license to kill
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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The most oft-repeated phrase in America : “I’m so sick of his shit”
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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Scrooge in Muppet Christmas Carol meme.

Scrooge: you there boy! What day is it?

Boy: dude Lindsey Graham died

Scrooge: holy shit
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That night, Donnie was haunted by two ghosts...
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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i'm not responsible for any ren faire boners
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I'm hoping there's nothing sexier than a woman, in "Home of the Whopper" Burger King boxer shorts, eating three day old teriyaki chicken wings over the kitchen sink
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It's pretty ballsy of Jolly Ranchers to bank on the fact that you're okay eating a little plastic wrap with your candy
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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
my mom has finally realized that she's better off w/o a man good job bitch only took seventy something years but good job
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Most people don't know you can exchange a cat for a burger at any Burger King drive-thru.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"Screaming makes me more correct!"--people on YouTube who couldn't be more incorrect.
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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
would the gentleman care for a kick in the groin? no charge
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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I pronounce “marinara” differently depending on who I’m with
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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I come from the land where the jamooks roam free
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Doremus Schafer @doremus-schafer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Quote of the day: Nicolae Ceaușescu, just months before being overthrown by the Romanian people, spending an inordinate amount of time micromanaging his grandiose vanity building project rather than running the country. archive.org/details/revo...
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Never doubt your own happiness I say as I do a backflip into the wood chipper
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God @thegodshow.com · 06/06/2026
Never forget the liars who told you and told you that Democratic Socialism would never work. The people that brought you Trump’s pedocracy did everything they could to stop Mamdani.
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the lead singer of the Hababamevi Folk Band. 😸 - Ah shall sing now.. or later. Ah think Ah feel the onset of a quick nap. 😁😹😂 (From the account - Pınar Göktaş (@hababamevi_)) #cat #leadsinger #folkmusic #lol
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
BREAKING: Charles Manson backs out of the Freedom 250 concert
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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
What’s worse, falling asleep at the wheel or turning on notifications?
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Jen Michalski @socalwritergirl.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
One of my biggest causes of anxiety is getting motion-activated faucets in restrooms to work.
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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
yes offense
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 28/05/2026
Yesterday I signed a bill to return 3,400 acres of land to the Fon du Lac Band of Lake Superior Chippewa - a joint effort between the Tribe, the state, and the University of Minnesota.
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The has-beens performing at Dear Leader's July celebration of himself would be wise to get their money up front
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
“He’s a keeper,” I tell myself as I bury him in the back yard.
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
"The oppressor would not be so strong if he did not have accomplices among the oppressed."
-Simone de Beauvoir
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
big fan of whatever is wrong with you
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
it's morning again. i don't approve
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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
a random cat jumped into my lap. happens all the time 😻
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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
every room is an escape room when i'm in it
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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
they should be considering me for the next 007
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
what's great about staring at a wall is that if you forget what you're doing, you're still doing it
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
the high cost of bouncy castles is largely due to inflation
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Shepseskare in Love @upfromsumdirt.blacksky.app · 23/05/2026
the "all up in your business" people vastly outnumber the "just trying to live my life" people and it aint even close.
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Pepper and I going into the weekend like... (Volume ☝🏽)
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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
meteor now
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