Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 18h"Looking forward to seeing you at your dentist appointment" says the automated message Well, that makes one of us 4601
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Whatever you do, don't bring David Bowie to a job interview — he knows how to perform under pressure 4532
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This month marks my 18 year anniversary at Microsoft - it's hard to believe it 191501
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Listening to a long audiobook series - it really speaks volumes to me 6530
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My kitten needs emergency surgery - please cross all your fingers for her 😞 191532
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There's no concept of privacy when you have multiple cats 51025
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"She does look like she used to (in this movie from 25 years ago)" Yes, people do in fact get older 2241
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Just putting it out there, but if you're in a situation where you need to plug and unplug something from the back of a monitor or TV or tower or whatever regularly, consider putting a raised sticker above the port that you use if it's not in a position where you can just easily look at the port 7655
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Accidentally typo'd bitlocker as bitlicker and suddenly a new kink was born 10842
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It makes me happy this dialog has dark mode now in the Insider builds 8361
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It seems to be raining, would you like help with that? 3362
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"Are those earrings... tiny little tropical fish in a bag?" Maybe 5631
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When your Windows lock screen random image changes and it's somewhere you've actually been 6683
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My cat screams I scream My teammates listening to me unmuted on the call: ?????? 6421
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bluesky has seemingly decided to show me every single picture people share here of their fresh ripe tomato harvests, and you know what, I'm here for it 🍅🍅🍅 3562
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The latest install of the Halo series is different from what I expected 6553
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Hey girl, have you been listening to too much Gangnam Style? Because you psy a lot 5401
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Reading the news some days is like, that can't be real can it? And you sigh, because it's real 4502
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 02/09/2026One of the perks people don't talk about when you have live captions enabled in Teams, is that if you're not paying attention and someone says your name, you can quickly scan through what they just said 😅 3452
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Is this (gestures at photo) Getting a byte to eat? 13685
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 31/08/2026For anyone that needs it - there's an active exchange online issue being investigated 4327
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Them: "I'll work on that in September" In my head: Oh, that's so far away... Dear reader, September starts tomorrow 3844
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I'm not sure what kind of bra this is, but probably webbed? 10641
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"If I sucked too hard on my speaker did I—" Have you ever seen someone post something on help forum and then thought to yourself, wait, what did you do? 3251
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 29/08/2026When you never skip leg day but also you want to play hopscotch 2491
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Pull out a jar from the fridge Eye the expiry date Pale Sigh Put it back in the fridge That's a future me problem 5531
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 26/08/2026What's the fun in setting up a new tower PC at the office if you can't take the opportunity to give yourself robot arms 71361
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 25/08/2026With the new feedback hub version rolling out, we added a new Compliment feedback type, and it's so nice to see random positive comments about our work while I triage now 😊 2453
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I went to Costco yesterday for salmon, and I came home with a ladder. This is what happens when you go to Costco hungry 14843
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Software Engineer: //TODO Come back and finish the glass 71067
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Network engineers make good friends because they really know how to make a connection 13902
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 21/08/2026An older movie everyone should watch: fifth element 311318