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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Ok wow. Heated Rivalry is NOT a cooking show. Still would be acceptable seeing it suggested alongside Top Chef

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

When the hotdog cart man wants to know how many glizzies I want, but it’s spooky szn

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Sorry for bothering you with my unconditional love bro

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Sorry I got drunk and asked to see your badonk-a-donks

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Sometimes the only thing that keeps me going is knowing that I was the first person on the internet back in the good twitter days that said “I wish I was full of tacos instead of feelings”

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

HBO out here selling my new show, the Guilded Cage based off my indoor only cat that refuses to believe he can’t survive outside

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Losferatu 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

A voice only dating site: Hooked Up On Phonics

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Yabos is probably the best word ever made up for a film and I will not be swayed otherwise.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Shania Law just sounds like a really good greatest hits album by a queen

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

My air fryer is the only thing that truly understands me

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Lmao at that “for all America” commercial that Fox News aired

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

The POFUS were on to something talking about Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

One of my friends is getting a new refrigerator today and I have the strangest mix of excitement for them while being so completely jealous. Adult emotions are weird.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

In case it becomes illegal, I plan to be the gayest I can be until I have to go back in the closet to not be killed

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Even with all the internet had to offer with respect to translation, I still have no idea what the Macarena song actually is saying

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Losferatu 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

My fav part of gender/sexuality debates is the ones against it are the most unfuckable scum walking the Earth.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I actively am crushing on like…three of you

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

I would be a great guest on Drew Barrymore’s show. I like (and need) hugs

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

I’ve tried robot vacs before but my flooring and furniture just doesn’t cooperate. I’m so upset. I want a Messy Elliot of my own

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Chat, TikTok keeps showing me an amazing shoe storage solution and I haven’t pulled the trigger yet, but given the state of things…should I?

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Self growth is realizing Speidi was never the villain

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

The fun thing about home ownership is that it doesn’t have to be expensive to have your own weeping wall. You can just have an untraceable leak coming from “somewhere” and it just weeps all over one of your walls

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 12/01/2025