iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Created a new body wash for the male groin area. Head & Boulders

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

This day in history. 1991. At a Sydney café, Wade Frankum heard a conversation between two teens, killed one with a knife, and six more people and himself with a rifle. Police blamed dubious videos and books in his possession including American Psycho, Crime and Punishment, and Bananas in Pyjamas.

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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Bullshit fact - Australians pronounce Worcestershire sauce as wooshyshia sauce.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Bluesky: What’s up? Me: *takes a deep breath*

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

He who laughs last was slowest to get the joke.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I'm stuck somewhere between the future looks bright & life has passed me by.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

A cancelled work meeting shines light into darkness.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My wife believes that the secret to a happy marriage is low expectations and high-quality earplugs.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Looking back, I have trouble deciding which day to rue.

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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

If you listen very carefully you can hear the regression of our species.

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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I only drink wine because the cheese demands it.

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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Moral society? Ain’t no one needs that.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

If I’m being an asshole, it’s probably because I’m hungry. If I’m still being an asshole after I eat, it’s probably because I’m an asshole.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

turning my rv into a food truck, come have breakfast at the Winnebagel

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

It's not you, it's your face

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

🎶 When the moon hits her eye Like a big pizza pie That’s amore… And when the jizz hits her face All over the place That’s bukkake…

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The hand job is the chicken salad sandwich of sexual activities

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

A French exit is when you tongue-kiss everyone on your way out.

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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I’m not a lover or a fighter, I’m more potato.

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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Always the bridesmaid punting the bride’s bouquet and never the bride.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

This day in history. 1439. In response to the Black Death king Henry VI banned kissing in England. "Go straight to third base," he said, "you're all going to die anyway."

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

She said, "You never listen." I heard her say that three times today. That's irony, folks—and she didn't appreciate me pointing it out.

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Whenever I smell Dräkkar Noír, I always expect to turn and see the 90s standing next to me

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I'm when you went to Radio Shack for all your electrical needs old

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I like to gaslight myself in the mornings into thinking I’m a productive person.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 10/07/2023

me: hi I’m here for the missionary position? pastor: we don’t call it that

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

“Now Open 24/7” - Pandora’s Box

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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Really looking forward to the next stage of life…death.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

i accomplished nothing this weekend mission accomplished

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Accidentally called my dog bro and my bro dog.

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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

No, no, I prefer to be sedated when driving.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

You can just be nice and people will like you for it.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Doctor said I have to start wearing prescription bibs again.

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Until recently, my retirement plans all revolved around me dying young

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Utility company website: Are you a robot? Me: No, but if there are robots trying to pay my utility bills, mind your own business.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

got kicked out of the venice beach gym for glistening too much

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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I’ve been part of this world for some time and all I can say is, I’d like a refund.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The Department of ED is the Dept of Education, not the Dept of Erectile Dysfunction. Please make a note of it.

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I'm afraid I'll be evicted since my car isn't super loud like all of my neighbors cars.

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

We have allowed the people who should be yeeted into the sun to control the means of yeeting.

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Beware the thighs of starch

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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

My dress size fluctuates between feast and bacchanalia.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

*waits until co-worker is crying* ME: Is now a good time?

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

My nephew has a lot of ink. I asked if he was going to add one of me. He pointed to the tattoo of the Mad Hatter and said he already has.

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Boochy's BooBoo Booboobooboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I'm the reply guy your reply guys reply guy told him to warn you about, my guy

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

It's hard to break it to four-year-olds that their best years are behind them but they're going to find out sooner or later.

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

My retirement plan is to befriend a secretly wealthy hobo who leaves me his fortune.

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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

My memory pillow woke up crying again.

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Remember the good old days when people just smoked in the car with their kids. Now you have to stick them in the trunk so they don't breathe in second hand smoke. 💨💨💨

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