Reposted by JP¡Elisa! @elisarockdoc.com · 7h"I even enjoy loneliness; that melancholic note, issued from a single, plucked string pulled taut over an emptiness." Another Brammer Banger™️ 0411
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 7hI'm not even abstaining out of snobbery like I simply know that TikTok would ruin my life. that would be a wrap on "my brain." I recognized this immediately and never touched the stuff 1663373
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 8hjust secured my first round of funding for my startup! it's called OMELAS. Its goal is to make Omelas in real life 24715117
Reposted by JPMike Agrenius Kushner @1bitofentropy.bsky.social · 9hInsomnia has its perks. This is the most brilliant thing I’ve read all night. 0315
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 9hstill attempting to be a weed edible person. ate 6 garlic knots and laughed until I cried at a hypothetical joke about "fashion weak" with no idea what the setup or even the punchline was. just imagining a frail creature ambling down a catwalk 1039722
Reposted by JPMark Bankston @markbankston.bsky.social · 9hA lot of people are saying this is good and they're really underselling it. 1398
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 10hI should probably leave my comfort zone and find ways to make more people aware of my writing ? but I don't want to... I like this thing we have going here... you and I... 42513
Reposted by JPMithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 11hOne of the best essays I've read in recent memory 0211
Reposted by JPbleddwgan @radekllundain.bsky.social · 13hI actually enjoy that this is wrong but in a correct way 31736
Reposted by JPrenan @segundorenan.bsky.social · 13hhoje não john paul eu já to lidando com coisas demais (agendei um tarot) 051
Reposted by JPGirl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 13hLove it when a writer I admire writes something that is peak *them* - fantastic in all the ways they’re known for being fantastic. 0221
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 14hsomeone trying to clown on me for having sex… no that’s the part that makes me a normal New Yorker actually 1872
Reposted by JPIt's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 14hBabe 😭 (Genuinely, read this right now. It's excellent.) 523055
Reposted by JPJosh Spero @joshspero.ft.com · 14h“I told my most recent date that I was working on a novella. “Because you’re Mexican?” he asked. I asked what he meant. “Isn’t a novella a Mexican novel?”” 310716
Reposted by JPAaron Voigt @aavoigt.bsky.social · 15hCancelling Brammer for what he did in Bengal (this piece is very good) 0314
Reposted by JPGayby Shark @viridian.bsky.social · 15hI laughed, I cried, I considered murder-suicide. 0222
Reposted by JPHuber @huber.bsky.social · 15hFantastic writing. I don’t consider myself chronically single, I simply took a break after a long relationship ended, but can relate to the magical thinking. 0101
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 15hfewer people questioning the “I’m Winston Churchill’s reincarnation” than I anticipated, which is for the best 6974
Reposted by JP𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ𝕠𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 15hI'm sorry but "I don't believe Helen Keller existed. There's just no way she actually flew that plane." is perhaps the best 1st date icebreaker of all time... 712012
Reposted by JPjungftak hauntcons @invlwhen.bsky.social · 15h"Then I thought it would be a poor psychic indeed who needed to send follow-ups" incredible 0461
Reposted by JPuncle leyla (scary) 🎃 @leylses.bsky.social · 15hnot to be too uhhHH honest on main about my personal life but man 110719
Reposted by JPMari Stein (מרים שטיין) @heymaristein.bsky.social · 15hThis is so great and also perfectly timed (I have therapy today) 0122
Reposted by JPMelinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 15hI cannot tell you how much my day improves when I open my email and see JP Brammer has written a new post 0211
Reposted by JPмальчик-гей @riz0me.bsky.social · 16h"To be fair, I'm not doing so great with men. I told my most recent date that I was working on a novella. 'Because you're Mexican?' he asked. I asked what he meant. 'Isn't a novella a Mexican novel?'" -- oh wow 115513
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 16hI wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...johnpaulbrammer.substack.comThe Most Unlovable Man in New York CityOn being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic 3160398
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026sometimes my desire for gossip becomes so strong I turn to niche youtuber beef and the first line of every video is always like "so glooby was an ex-mod of shitti's" as if God is trying to punish me for it 1029421
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl. 211060171
Reposted by JPabigbatchofcumber @bigbatchofcumber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Still one of my favorite bits of writing ever. 3554106
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Dakota Johnson continues to distance herself from Madame Web. makes me sad. the ensuing centuries will vindicate my position that it's a seminal work 1646322
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026TrueCrime youtubers will be like "I've been on this case for months" completely seriously like they don't mean "I was on the computer" 291805170
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit 3460351479
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026so I somehow only just now learned about what Flock cameras are 41020
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it genuinely does depress and unnerve me when people act like nothing in The Left™ can be critiqued. I've seen antisocial behaviors become acceptable and even lauded. then, later, it's "those people don't actually represent the left." it makes me feel crazy! like, no, I was there, actually! 1358837
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026fidgeting in my seat preparing to pitch my new psyop ideas at the CIA (where I suffer from imposter syndrome) 01417
Reposted by JPcarly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 22/09/2026seeing @jpbrammer.bsky.social posts in the wild on threads is always fun 12338
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Idk how anyone finds time to write. I write for a living and I don't have a life and I still don't have time 323313
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026a man in Iraq messaged me on grindr using a VPN (I love him he’s perfect) and this message is frying me 1680144
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026honestly my favorite day of high school. principal came on the intercom and announced "folks we got some boys from Anadarko looking to cause some trouble." it was automatic. we readied ourselves for melee. if they wanted to come get cooked they could do that 2871
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I went to an underfunded public school. it was mostly war. I learned maybe one or two things but every day was war. I became excellent at it. I was honestly a tyrant. I remember next to nothing about math but everything about the factional violence between yearbook, newspaper, and key gang members 62789
