iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026

Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21h

me: my back: hey i forgot how to be a back again

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

tfw you’re on ventura highway and the season’s crying, no despair

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Born too late to open a record store named CD Underbelly

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

saw your man at the grocery store and he was struggling to effectively use his rewards points

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There was a trailer for Alien that appeared in one of the later commercial breaks in my grandma’s VHS of Alice in Wonderland that she recorded from the tv. It became a very strange and scary medley of Alice and Aliens in my dreams

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Go to hell I'll enlist whoever I want in my vigilant fishery

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

call me when there's an AI agent onto which i can offload my chronic sense of dread that just around the next corner is an existentially important task i've forgotten to do that's about to bite me in the ass. i am not interested in models which require me to turn the dread into tasks myself

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Taurus: You remember that scene from Alien where the guy thinks he is not feeling well, but then a creature bursts out of his chest and kills everyone? That's the best way I can describe what is happening inside of you right now, only emotionally.

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The only NATURAL MAJESTY I need at the ballpark is Carlos Zambrano hitting MAJESTIC DINGERS from both sides of the plate

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

tfw you’re on ventura highway and the season’s crying, no despair

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wearing a backwards fitted makes you 30% more susceptible to scams, online addictions, and other tomfoolery

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This cicada is getting political and it’s honestly a little extreme if you ask me

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i just think she talks a big game for the daughter of the village meth lab owner

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026

Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually

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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Chicken pot pie subscription

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i am like a bee in that i love honey and flowers and getting so mad i rip my own ass off

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026

Once you go 36 hours without sleep a few times a month you start to wonder why peonpl enev need selp atall

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Mental health? No. This walk is for scheming

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

ska mover, desperately: pick it up pick it up (other ska mover, 8 steps down, lifts his end of the sleeper sofa)

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day the boys are back in town

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

microdosing not getting a big task done by not doing the smaller, otherwise attainable subtasks

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Hello Dolly, well hello Dolly, it’s so nice to have you darkness my old friend

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Top scientists agree: A fire truck is a loud red car with a ladder on its head

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 04/09/2026

that’s not very space cowboy of you maurice

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Time to wet my plants.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Generational pull

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Accuse me of an idle threat again and I will be warning you

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Data, I hope this question is not too personal, but how much can you bench press? Worf

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Imitation is actually the second most sincere form of flattery. The sincerest is telling someone "hell yeah dude, that's badass"

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I want to see a new baseball player that does a bat flip, trot, chest thump, etc every time he draws a walk

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn

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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I want a girl who gets up early. I want a girl who stays up late. I want girl who's severely underslept. Who, sitting down at breakfaat, falls asleep on her plate.

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched. After they’re hatched you can go to fucking town.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I'd hate to work in Taiwan. Every boss there has got a Taipei personality.

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 17/08/2026

mr beasts illegal lottery for children

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I do not like AI generated video captions and AI generated articles and AI generated voice-overs and AI generated posters and AI generated videos and AI generated music, I do not like being treated as nothing more than a vessel to be force-fed zero-effort empty soulless content, I do not like it!

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

It appears Grandma's biscuit recipe is on a knead to dough basis.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Hitchcock should have included turkeys in The Birds

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