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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Never go to bed in a suit of armor or you might wake up to pee in the metal of the knight.

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This cicada is getting political and it’s honestly a little extreme if you ask me

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I’ve had a similar situation. Was researching calendars until I felt dazed.

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I’ve had a similar situation. Was researching calendars until I felt dazed.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I posted a joke the other day about how my kid wanted a Mickey song that didn't exist, and a bunch of people were like "just AI to make it." I understand needing to please a toddler, but man--that's just not how I want him to think about music at all. It's not a vending machine.

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026

Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

me: my back: hey i forgot how to be a back again

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

tfw you’re on ventura highway and the season’s crying, no despair

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

But too early to start my funeral home for gen Zs: Zoom to Tomb

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Born too late to open a record store named CD Underbelly

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Plotting Vizier: yes, your excellence, all you have to do is stand there and you’ll get the highest ratings ever, a grand choice and so brave

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It’s called cilantro maybe you’ve herb of it

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

saw your man at the grocery store and he was struggling to effectively use his rewards points

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There was a trailer for Alien that appeared in one of the later commercial breaks in my grandma’s VHS of Alice in Wonderland that she recorded from the tv. It became a very strange and scary medley of Alice and Aliens in my dreams

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Go to hell I'll enlist whoever I want in my vigilant fishery

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Womanfred Womann’s Earth Band

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

call me when there's an AI agent onto which i can offload my chronic sense of dread that just around the next corner is an existentially important task i've forgotten to do that's about to bite me in the ass. i am not interested in models which require me to turn the dread into tasks myself

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Taurus: You remember that scene from Alien where the guy thinks he is not feeling well, but then a creature bursts out of his chest and kills everyone? That's the best way I can describe what is happening inside of you right now, only emotionally.

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

But I’d settle for him striking out and breaking a bat over his knee

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The only NATURAL MAJESTY I need at the ballpark is Carlos Zambrano hitting MAJESTIC DINGERS from both sides of the plate

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

tfw you’re on ventura highway and the season’s crying, no despair

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wearing a backwards fitted makes you 30% more susceptible to scams, online addictions, and other tomfoolery

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nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This cicada is getting political and it’s honestly a little extreme if you ask me

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026