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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Geordi, None of the characters in the Stars Hollow simulation will engage in combat. How can I change the passive aggressive setting? Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Alexander, How is your love life? Human females appreciate flowers and soft talking. I hope this helps. Father

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Locutus happiness tip: Loneliness is your greatest enemy. A cerebral transponder is the solution. Please lie down and hold still.

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All crew, I do not know where the rumors came from of a gagh truck on every corner. I do not know any food vendors. Stop asking me. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Security personnel, There is to be no more use of the nickname Broccoli. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Guinan, I am receiving multiple confusing subspace messages. Is today someone's anniversary? Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Captain, We have not fired the ship's phasers in over a month. I am concerned the computer is not getting enough target practice. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Geordi, I understand that it is funny that my name rhymes with dwarf, but I would prefer to change my D&D character to a half-orc. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

All crew, Thank you for subscribing to the Enterprise Security newsletter. There have been no security breaches this week. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Captain, This is a sensitive subject. I am beginning to wonder… is my race the reason my suggestions are never taken seriously? Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Dr. Crusher, I thank you for your offer, but I must decline a role in your improvised musical. Have you asked Commander Data? Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Samsung, This is the second phaser you've sent me that exploded during shipping. If you wish to kill me, you will have to try harder. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Captain Picard, If the rumors are true that you will be commanding a new vessel, I hope you will consider my application to join you. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

William Riker, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. - Worf SonOfMogh

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Mother, What is going on in Russia? I am hearing terrible things. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Geordi, Data just impersonated the Captain and took over the ship. Who is in charge of information security? Is it me? Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

All crew, Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: bit.ly/1MUISmu Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Starfleet humanoid resources, This is Worf, Enterprise security chief. Please correct my personnel file. I am a Klingon, not a Wolf. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Commander Data, I have found your finger. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Alexander, There is an excellent documentary about Klingon honor on Netflix. Have you watched it yet? Father

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Geordi, In my calisthenics holodeck program, I am attempting to replace Skeletor with a Nazi, but I am receiving an error message. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Commander Riker, There has been a security breach in our computer system. Your search history is being broadcast to the entire crew. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

All crew, Thank you for subscribing to the Enterprise Security newsletter. There have been four security breaches this week. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Security personnel, I now realize that the idea of our intern program is flawed. From now on, security recruits must have experience. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Dr. Crusher, No, attaching lights to bat'leths is not technically dishonorable, nor is using bat'leths in a dance performance, but neither is advisable. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Data, I hope this question is not too personal, but how much can you bench press? Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Deanna, To answer your question from this morning, on my scalp I use hair cleanser 6 and conditioner 85. On my beard I use hair cleanser 291. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Guinan, When do you expect the non-replicated prune juice you mentioned? Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Security personnel, I require one volunteer for an away mission to a newly charted planet. There are only minimal signs of life. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Data, My security team has located your animal. Its feet are covered in paint. There are paw prints all over deck 11. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Geordi, Thank you. My email appears to be working again. I have cancelled yellow alert. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Captain, While you were away the Enterprise computer has become infected with ransomware. Recommend evacuation and self destruct. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Security personnel, Force fields are not toys. Do not make me remind you of this again. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Commander, Does the Captain’s behavior this morning seem strange to you? Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Geordi, I still can't log in. Please reset it again. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Rovio, Your Angry Birds password recovery system is not functioning correctly. I have not received an email. Respond. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Counselor, I had that dream again where I was a Borg drone picking flowers in a meadow. Do you have time to meet this afternoon? Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Geordi, I have received an encrypted message. I am not certain how to decrypt it. Assist me. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Dr. Crusher, I do not understand the part you have assigned me in your play. Why does Puck want Bottom to have the head of an animal? Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Zappos, My account number is 947200843. You will send me a return authorization mailing label and a box. I did not order these heels. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Senior staff, Liquid water has been found on the planet's surface. There may be hostile microbes. Recommend full baryon irradiation. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

All crew, A general reminder that pets in corridors must be kept on leashes. We cannot continue to use force fields to capture them. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

All crew, Do not use reply-all to say you wish to unsubscribe. This email chain should never have been sent to Enterprise-All. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Security personnel, Starting now the daily stand up meeting is compulsory. Report to weapons locker 2 at the start of your shift. There will be no further excuses. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

All crew, This is Worf, chief of security. Remember that holograms of the captain are not permitted, even on Captain Picard Day. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Security personnel, Welcome Ensign Lesley Wong to the team. Ensign Wong just graduated from Starfleet Academy with honors. No hazing. Worf

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Geordi, The computer says you tried to access my calisthenics program today. May I ask why? Worf

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