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Kashana

@kashana.blacksky.app
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TV writer. Author of the novels THE PAYBACK and THE SURVIVALISTS. Deadly with a butter knife. Order THE PAYBACK here 👉🏾 kashanacauley.com

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 21m
Ed Sheeran: you know, I also sold out
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 1h
People are always posting pictures of 35 year old bigots who look 73, but what you have to understand is that the bigot year is roughly 7 normal people years
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 3h
I love the tech industry and their cool new product: fraud
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 4h
Climate change: ‘sup it’s really hot all the time Men’s designers: now introducing suffocation chic
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 22h
It turns out you can’t actually base an entire economy on skull measuring
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
52-54% of welfare recipients in Arkansas are white, which is why the ad should have featured a black woman
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A dickfront is brewing
Spc day one categorical outlook looks like a penis with the tip in MN and the balls in the SW US.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
“I think the eagles should run more right after they take down some bathtub gin”
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.
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Evan Narcisse @evnarc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lemme tell y’all something: Helen Folasade Adu knew we would need this.
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Sade - When Am I Going To Make A Living - Official - 1984
YouTube video by SadeVEVO
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Why do the rest of us bother to write jokes?
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
It’s been darkly amusing watching people deal with the fact that Trump actually had not imposed a permanent change to our culture and politics that would allow them to be their worst selves without friction. Some are doubling down, hence the neighborhood bar fascination, and others are pivoting hard
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
January 2025: I’m a trad wife who thinks women who work should be burned at the stake, please ignore the $50,000 I make on insta posting butter I had my servant churn Today: did you know women are people? I promise never to sell you gals out again unless its convenient
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C. L. Polk @clpolk.com · 28/09/2026
Today is my birthday! Please buy my books, I'm so broke
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I love recession art with themes like “don’t buy food, make your fridge into a mid museum”
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Enjoying the “illegal demonstration” call against the commanders, which makes it sound like they’re on the field campaigning for civil rights
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Every three weeks it’s like but white supremacists who mostly care about testosterone and killing minorities were supposed to fix the economy
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Just a bunch of guys getting together on a Saturday night to be like yeah, we’re unfuckable
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
“I used some tech that hurts black people because they paid me”
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
BUT THE TRANS CHILDREN ARE PLAYING CHESS!
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
You, weak, bringing an iced coffee to an interview Me, strong, answering the first question right as the beat kicks in and singing “it’s time for the percolator”
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Wrecking the universe by walking into a job interview with three iced coffees
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
They’re honoring the unbought and unbossed lady by being bought and bossed
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Carefully laying out a row of these tiki glasses and unrolling my mixology set before saying a word to the interviewer
Festive and colorful ceramic tiki glasses
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
He did it, this is the final boss level of white people going can I say it?
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
One step closer to the dream of having the whole world taste like mac and cheese
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Weird, I’d call that a structural improvement
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I wouldn't give a fuck if my pilot was furry in his free time. Tails was a great pilot.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Just imaging the UPS update that’s like oops, we lost your package with the box checked next to “international dispute”
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We can’t allow this man to get within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 23/09/2026
Heard the phrase “size gap relationship” Today… i wanna know how to leave a group chat
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I remember all the people who yelled at us for hating Gavin. They were out there believing in the hair gel.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
You know, when politicians are term-limited out sometimes they do what’s in their heart, and he’s got nothing but love for throwing out homeless people’s stuff, eliminating jobs with that merger, and killing women
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Girl probably thinks Rachel Dolezal is a slacker because she only pretended to be one thing
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
“Hey guys, we’ve got this cool new invention, nobody’s ever heard of it before, it’s called devaluing labor”
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Fraud these days mostly seems to be existing while non-white. I fraudulently woke up this morning. I just took a fraudulent walk down the street.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
They’re lucky a lot of people accepted DEI instead of revenge
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Arby’s voice: “thieves: we have the meats”
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
As a fan of revenge novels, I really enjoyed Marlon James’ novel The Disappearers, which feels like a personal quest for revenge among its narrators and a bigger revenge against homophobic Jamaica. (Also the prose is amazing) Glad it got longlisted for the national book award.
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Nilah "Nine Jobs" Magruder @nilahmagruder.com · 22/09/2026
I showed this to a friend and she said "the only organ that seeks to understand itself" and that's too deep for me, I'm going to bed
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
They get washed, fed, a sixteen slide PowerPoint presentation on how to raid people’s garbage
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Man’s running for president on a get rid of the jobs platform
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Fifth third bank is my favorite bank that can’t do math
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Looking forward to new classic movies like birth of a nation 7
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 20/09/2026
Holy smokes I fuckin' did it. As promised, I hard launched before Yom Kippur, with hours to spare! I am going to take a nap.
soraya.press
Allow Me To Reintroduce Myself
Look at me. I’m the publisher now.
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 20/09/2026
A meme featuring the character Geordi La Forge (as played by the actor LeVar Burton), chief engineer of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701(D), gesturing to reject one suggestion and approve another. 

The rejected suggestion: 'We Shall Overcome'

The approved suggestion: '… I Shall Overcome?'
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
someone should make a movie called “nazis getting shot in the face.” and that’s all it is. $1 billion domestic box office
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Nicole Chung @nicolechung.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Periplus, a mentorship collective serving US-based early-career writers of color, is now accepting applications for our 2027 class of fellows! Apply by Oct. 11: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... You can learn more about Periplus (including fellowship eligibility requirements) at bit.ly/periplusfaq
docs.google.com
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