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Witney Thee Stallion

@witneyseibold.bsky.social
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Critic, essayist, semi-talented snot. Co-host of the podcasts on the Critically Acclaimed Network. Bylines at /Film, IGN, Umbrella Entertainment, Shout! and many others. Rotten Tomatoes-approved. He/him. SubGenius. 💖💜💙

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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 11h
Do we know yet if they're giants?
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 14h
A small brown and white bunny sits on a light wooden surface with a white wall in the background.
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Matt Monagle @monagle.bsky.social · 14h
HELLRAISER (1987): Still the most transgressive first entry in all the iconic horror franchises. No lore; barely any structure; just a dozen of Clive Barker’s best ideas, shot with an unbelievable amount of style. And the whole thing is given flight by Clare Higgins’s charming descent into hell.
Clare Higgins kisses the hand of a dead man in this image from HELLRAISER
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B. Eleanor Grey @bluegreycloset.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Top 5 Godzilla films: 5. All Monsters Attack (1969) 4. Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971) 3. Shin Godzilla (2016) 2. Gojira (1954) 1. Coming Out (2020)
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public universal friendo @rondertaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
kids today don't know about samurai pizza cats
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's been 52 years since the release of "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre." 52 years before "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre," movies didn't have sound yet.
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/10/2026
I don’t even have a joke about this. It’s just soul crushing news for any artist who was looking to go into TV animation, really. Fuck you Newsom
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mf gonna turn me catholic
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pretty/Woman: The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul PRETTY as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de WOMAN
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yall who are not from Combray don’t understand madeleines
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Top 5 Godzilla films: 5. Godzilla vs. Destoroyah 4. Gojira 3. Shin Godzilla 2. Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla 1. Destroy All Monsters
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Close Encounters of the Richard Kind
Still from the movie Close Encounters of the Third Kind showing a tall skinny alien with light behind it while a person stands before it with their hand up shielding the light. The aliens head has been replaced with that of actor Richard Kind
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Jane June 🖕🐸🖕 100% ANTIFA @janejune.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Halloween LEGENDS. Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (aka Cassandra Peterson) and the late, great Vincent Price. 🧡🦇🧡
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Alex A. Pagliuca @alexpagliuca.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listen… I was maybe 12 or 13 when I saw this for the first time, and it rewired my brain. A straight up, unapologetic horror film, that was still taking adult themes seriously, and doing so with a jaw dropping visual imagination. Still can’t believe it was only a $1 million budget.
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today in I want to burn this place down:
The Washington post
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Opinion
George F. Will
A grim prognosis for the post-literate future
James Marriott's "The New Dark Ages" on the death of reading may not be sufficiently pessimistic.
Today at 7:00 a.m. EDT
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel that the phenomenon of "armchair executives" contributed to the thinking that A.I. can producer real art. For the better part of 20 years, casual filmgoers have been talking about movies and TV shows in terms of ratings, B.O., and brand viability, not necessarily story or character.
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This source tells me that billionaires on average have 22% of their wealth in liquid assets, most likely so they have money on hand to silence SA victims, bribe politicians, bust unions or other rich guy interests. so they could easily afford a 1-time 5% tax businesstats.com/billionaires...
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Billionaire Wealth by Asset and Age 2026
Billionaires under 50 hold about 63 percent of their wealth in public shares, against 40 percent for those over 50, with private and cash rising with age.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 30/09/2026
5 4 3 2 1 Thunderbirds Are Go! Filmed in VIDECOLOR and SUPERMARIONATION. Gerry & Sylvia Anderson's Thunderbirds started 61 years ago today on ITV. @gerryanderson.bsky.social
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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“I reveal my inmost self unto my god.”
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Humanoid History @humanoidhistory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Star Trek: The Next Generation" premiered on this day in 1987.
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SlashFilm @slashfilm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Roger Ebert was a big supporter of this Angelina Jolie action thriller, which was something of a hit despite its relative obscurity nowadays.
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Angelina Jolie's Underrated Action Thriller Got A Well-Deserved Perfect Review From Roger Ebert - SlashFilm
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Marc Edward Heuck @meheuck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why do these all look like treatments for Strong Bad's rec room?
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Strong Bad on Couch with Frying Pan
ALT: Strong Bad on Couch with Frying Pan
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did anyone else drink this stuff? Does anyone besides me miss it?
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👻 Ghost Hunter Bush @drhbus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck the Skywalker Saga. Nothing more boring than narrowing a whole expansive universe down to one special bloodline
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
L'Argent.
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is it Dr. Cool? www.slashfilm.com/1184192/the-...
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The New DC Universe Needs One Thing, And That Thing Is Dr. Cool - SlashFilm
This post may or may not be entirely a joke. Ssshhh...
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fascism always reasserts itself, generation after generation. Peace is an impermanent state that breeds conplacency. Rebels, however, are born every day.
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's almost as if a greedy, dumb, corrupt former casino owner had been elected president.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
The Paramount–Warner Bros. Merger By The Numbers theonion.com/the-paramount-warner-b…
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Increase in probability that DoorDash driver once wrote an episode of The Pitt
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mondayzc @mondayzc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
digital painting study from like ~15 seconds of the RHPC movie i did last year RIP Tim Curry what a guy
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guest comic for @mrlovenstein.bsky.social new book
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The ultimate luxury is being able to lay a long piece flat while playing "Tetris."
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William Bibbiani @williambibbiani.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After rewatching AVENGERS: ENDGAME, I was struck by how much of the film's greatness was intangible, impermanent, and literally impossible replicate. It can't be watched in its original context, even if you've seen it before. I wrote this editorial about a film that's aging fast, at @thewrap.com.
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Seven Years After Conquering the World, ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Is Now Just a Movie | Commentary
It will always be epic and it will probably always be fun, but to get the full experience of Marvel's second most popular film... you had to be there.
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Justin Chang @justincchang.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When the best moderator and loveliest human around invites you onto her new podcast (and promises that it will mostly be a puncast), you say yes. Thank you @jenelleriley.bsky.social and THE PROCESS UNLOCKED: www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1tK...
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Justin Chang on Film Criticism - Episode 1 The Process Unlocked
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Brandon Streussnig 📽️ @brndnstrssng.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When this comes out, we'll be further away from the first Gremlins than it was from World War II. We need to move on. You're catering to the Grandpa Sector
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's an Xfiles meme celebrating Bisexuality Pride 2026 FBI Special Agents Dana Scully and Fox Mulder are crouching down in their work suits and look very kool while in front of the Bisexual flag happy bisexuality day memes x-files
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Kaye Galaxia💖💜💙💀 @kgalaxia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's Celebrate Bisexuality Day! :D As a bisexual, I'm commanding you to celebrate them now! And if you try to erase mine or others' bisexuality, I'll "celebrate*" you into the fucking ground. (*piledrive)
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👻 🎃 The Ooky Spooky Kooky Hashira 👻🎃 @thebihashira.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bi visibility day fellow bi+ people! And remember the bi couch can't hurt you.
a couch patterned with numerous colorful handprints in shades of pink, blue, and purple, with two matching back cushions that say when you change or to and nobody believes you.
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHAT A GREAT IDEA.
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My favorite Power Rangers.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 22/09/2026
Revisit the entire masterpiece with my @popheist.com retro reviews of every single episode of I, Claudius! Everyone reading this right now will like this show. I really do believe that. (Yes, it looks like a stage play, you'll get over it.) popheist.com/category/tv/...
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'I, Claudius' Series Premiere Recap: The Empire Writes Back - Pop Heist
Sexy, sudsy, sinister, 'I, Claudius' is aimed at the gut and the groin as much as it's aimed at the noggin.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Phil Silvers : Sailor Moon :: Milton Berle : Goku. You can deny it all you want or you can step into the sunlight and have a real grown-up conversation
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
R.I.P. Patricio Guzmán.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s weird it’s called Garfield and Friends when Garfield wasn’t friends with any of those freaks
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How many pounds of cremated remains, overall, do you suppose have been sprinkled at Disneyland?
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is one of the best. youtu.be/CuMYRzk3Y7A?...
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The Beverly Hills Teens Main Title (HQ)
YouTube video by StarliteJem
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Claude Monet @monet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Road in front of Saint-Simeon Farm in Winter - 1867 botfrens.com/collections/41/content…
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SlashFilm @slashfilm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Few directors have won a Best Picture Oscar for their first movie, but these six filmmakers are the exception to that rule.
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Only 6 Directors Have Won The Best Picture Oscar With Their First Movie - SlashFilm
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